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Penname: crazykittylover [Contact]
Real name: Lizzy
Membership status: Member
Member since: 14/01/09
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Beta-reader: Yes
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Hello to those that chose to read this bio....why you want to know stuff about me is beyond me but, I bet it's just because I'm so choco-lious....Mah joking, joking....

In all seriousness these are the things I’m willing to share about myself.

My mood now a days is simply content on the most part with dabs of anger and frustration but aren’t we all like this for the most part? I like Cross Country and sports in general, unfortunately due to life’s nasty habits of throwing me curve balls I have become a little bit a recluse. But in that I have found peace in my mind for the most part so I can’t truly complain about it being a negative point. I’m also a DM for D&D which is kinda fun, if you haven’t tried, you should its very cool.

I'm still a great lover many, many animes and mangas over the years but my first love Naruto will always have a special place in my heart. I’m still Lover of Gaara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kakashi, Gai, Orochimaru, Kabuto,Tobi, Deidara, Shikamaru, and Sai……and of course Nartuo. I do not approve of the current “Naruto” spinoff series and to be honest the ending sucked but I will accept that as the true ending.

My many other characters that have taken my interests include like Light Yagami, L Lawiet, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ichigo, Ishida, Conan, Kyo, Yuki, Yoh, Inuyasha, Banya, Cooro, Husky, etc...The list could go on into lesser known stories but I feel that you understand my love for stories and their characters in general.


I use to be an active writer but I had to put it on the back burners to my life and the road it led me down.
So I really don't manage enough time to get around to writing like I use to, but I do think about my fictions and work on them...Just takes forever to publish them to yal but as of recently in 2016 I’ve been revising my current stories and hopefully will get posting again sooner than later.

I have a habitual tendency to be random and forgetful at times....I said I was random yes? Mah...I also tend to seem mad or scatter brain so don't flame me or be rude; it's just how my thoughts seem to run. And if I offend any of you, sorry. Don't mean to be offensive, only critical or helpful.

Completed Works:

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Happy Mardi Gras Jinni!
One shot for Jinni and Kakashi! ~DropDeadThenDance�s contest entry
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance�s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and �hip� and well�I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Mardi Gras!! It�s very long so well deal; I wanted it to very detail and a crown jewel of my mind�s fancy. Enjoy.

Happy Valentine Day!
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance�s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and �hip� and well�I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Valentine Day!
BTY I do not one Naruto or Jinni and none of this actually happened in DropDeadThenDance�s story. It�s just a challenge and something to amuse myself with.


Let Me Keep You Warm
What was supposed to be a simple D-Rank mission turned into something hot and steamy? Feelings will be revealed, truths told, futures written.

My Poem Collection
Just some random poems I've had for over the years and now I've decided to share them and see what others think

You might be a Narutard if
You might be a Narutard if...
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CURRENTLY REVISINGS AS OF NOW

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Note that I'm currently rewriting all my currently released stories along with their summaries. I'm trying to get the stories to be of 8/10 - 10/10 then a 5/10 - 7/10 quality. Impossible to some but, it's a good goal to keep and make come true. I'm also getting rid of a few stories that I just lost all faith in finishing or even continuing so, they will be either gone or never touched again. Anyway if you have any suggestions on the matters please contact me; I don't mind at all


Akatsuki Teens
What would happen if the Akatsuki had siblings and they were teenagers?

An Iris Light
A young albino woman with severe mental retardation falls asleep in an oxford hospital bed to wake up in a Konoha one. With no clue how she got there but, a photographic memory of everyone�s file there, leads her into a dangerous place with many eager for her knowledge.

A Seeing Beauty
Loneliness is what she breathes, desolateness is what she lives. She is in a limbo in her mind of self hatred and loathing for what happened. She should’ve saved her, should’ve kept them safe from him, but none of it mattered now.
A broken young woman walks a trail of self recognition and forgiveness to the unknown truths of the past and her forgotten heritage that brings her even back to the Naruto realm. Now she must choose her path forward, to either drown in the past or rise for the future and live not for others but herself.
*OC/Sasu pairing with other cannon character pairingsWARNING: will contain spoilers for the series so if u doesn�t want to it spoiled for u then don�t read!

Behind the Scenes with LCEA
This is behind the scenes and profiling of the newest clan in the Naruto world.

Lights, Camera the Eight are in Action
Eight actresses with their own infamous YouTube show The Eight Obessors fall into their dream world, Naruto but, not all is as it seems from the show. The gifts they receive and their knowledge of the world proves dangerous and their leader�s mind knows just how to use it.

Memory Touch
I've been near Light Yagami all our senior year, I've touched his hand once in that time that�s all I needed to see that he was unhappy with the world around us. I tried to think of ways to fix this but, the second I touched his hand with mine at graduation�I found out that he had taken a new hobby�being Kira.

White Puppet Hands
Nami a white albino puppeteer that has a rare disorder on growth has been on a smaller scale in life. But when she buys a strange looking puppet from a Naruto Convention saleslady, she gets more than she wanted. She gets tossed into the Shippuden time frame before Naruto comes home�and she�s even shorter.



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Coming Soon!
(what I mean is that this following stories will being released and worked on whenever I get them, my life is too busy for so many reasons.**)
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Originally I meant to release all of these during the 2010, well the life altering disease called ... Bummer yes but, I hope you will understand, writing is an art and cannot be rushed! ~Nah, it will take me that F****ing long to get all my ideas out onto this site with the quality I hope for and make them sound coherent; Gomen.

There's nothing here for the time unfortunely because I'm editing which stories I will actually get on and finish to those that will just be tossed away and never thought of again. So I can't release any lists of ideas because they might not even come into fruition, gomen again.

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But even with that, there are other works by few authors that I like and totally support in saying you should read! Note don't read if you don't like Mary-Sue makefun of, Yaoi, Lemon, Death, Dark, Rape, Yuri, or Blood.

A Girl Named Yama
A map to memory lane
A Row in the Konoha Library
A Twisted Type of Love
A Vampire Rose
Akatsuki Movienight
Another Survivor: Uchiha Love Blossoms
Beautiful Lie
Beneath the surface
Best Served Cold
Bird
Brave New World
Broken Journal Pages
Crying Skies
Dancing in the Moonlight
Down the Sodden Hill
Feral Dreams
FIRE HOUND: Eye of Destruction
Forgetting
Forgotten Thunder
Game. Set. Match
How to Adapt and Overcome
I am Twisted, Broken and Loved
Kakashi's lessons in seduction
Kokoro Uchiha
Konoha High School
Little Spark: Intro to Fire Hound
Lover In Training
Mangoes and Oranges
Mission of lust
My Twisted Heart, Tear Me Apart
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire
No Hope Left
Onari
Peanut Butter and Pickle is BitterSweet Happiness
Peppermint Flavored Glass
Pets
Phone Calls From Nobody
Realization
Reverse Psychology
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul
Summer Season
Sweet Charity
The joys of having younger siblings
The People We've Become
The Singing Consipiracy
The Unknown Misery of Umino Iruka
Thunder and Swirls
To Find Warmth In the Snow
Truth or Dare With The K-Ks!
Truthspeaker
Unbreakable Bonds
Walk With Me, Change Our Worlds
Who Would've Known

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I'll be editing my Bio often or rarely so check back to see if I'm writing something awesome or you want to say hi. Also I do challenges for fun so if you have one I might do tell me. I give good but, truthful reviews and I do beta-reading just so you know. Chow

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Title: Thunder and Swirls by Kamisori
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 235]
Summary:
Hello my name is Kaminari Hiyori, but my friends call me Nari. I am from the Hiyori clan, whose members specialize in elemental control and jutsu. My clan believes that depending on the weather conditions on the day that a baby is born, is how we are destined to our element. We are also named to match our element. My name means thunder and I control and use electric based jutsu. I was born during an electrical storm. My Aunt, Kasumi, was born when a heavy mist covered the land. Thus her name means mist, and her element is liquid and poison based. Aunt Kasumi had taken care of me ever since my parents died. I’m graduating from the Ninja Academy soon. Hopefully, I’ll be put with my best friend, Naruto Uzamaki.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 47 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 65745 | Read count: 80793 [Report This]
Published: 01/06/08 | Updated: 03/05/09


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 2: Meet Squad 7

hehehe love how Kami got the girls to back off! u go girl!

Author's Response: NOBODY messes with Naruto when Kaminari\'s around!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 19/07/09 Title: Chapter 47: Gathered Here Today

wow....i feel like crap for Jessica...tht the name of one of my friends whos doing stupid crap..*sigh i feel low man it sucks

Author's Response: Sorry to have depressed you. (thanks for all the reviews!)



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 19/07/09 Title: Chapter 46: Sakura’s Tears, and Kaminari’s Downward Spiral

curse you Kabuto!!!! i cant believe him and crap....poor Nari...

Author's Response: Yeah, I know.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 19/07/09 Title: Chapter 45: Completely Useless

wow...gaint bunny i love to have one of those and a gaint kitten too...*hapy sigh* kitties...

Author's Response: Usagi\'s one chapter of fame ends here. >_>\'



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 19/07/09 Title: Chapter 43: Shino vs. Shikamaru vs. Kaminari

love the battle totally awesome!

Author's Response: ^^ Thanks



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 1: Enter: Kaminari Hiyori

wow...my friend suggested tht i read this story... i love him for it! totally awesome and funny chapter!

Write On!

Author's Response: lol, thanks. I didn\'t think my story would ever be suggested.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 3: Squad 7's Sensei Is...

B-but…I thought he was gay! Hints were everywhere!

Hahaha lol cant stop laughing

“The feeling is mutual sensei. Incase you didn’t get the memo, Halloween’s over, sensei!” She shot back at him. Their new sensei looked at Kaminari with slight amusement in his eye.

“Correction. I hate you all, with the exception of Snappy here.” Kaminari got a blank look on her face. …Snappy? She thought mentally twitching.

more lol! i love this story! the crack on Sasuke's ambition is pricelesss!

Author's Response: hee, hee! I couldn\'t help myself! Sasuke just makes it TOO easy to poke fun at him. C:



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 4: Morning Bells Are Ringing!

i love the beginning of the story...and sakura's comment on Kami's outfit..i feel lik killing her..

Author's Response: I hold a strong dislike for Sakura...until Shippuden anyways. ^^\' Thanks 4 reviewing.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 22: Questions Too Hard? Phone a Friend!

wow...shino...tht is a change...still finding it odd but amusing...curious very curious

Author's Response: lol Shino\'s my favorite character. He deserves more love.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 33: Kasumi and Samui

hehehehe im going to bed...ill finish reading later tom the earliest i just cant afford to be sleepy during a 5 mile run with hills tht make a normal house look puny....im not joking either

i love the chapter the last part was very nice...i feel sry for shimo but he needs to get over himself and b positive not emo...ugh..

Author's Response: *whisles* 5 MILES?! I couldn\'t WALK that distance! Good luck!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 17: Catching up on the Times

wow she totally got the dogy to listen! supera!

Author's Response: lol, thanks for the reviews!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 18: Don't Piss Off The Cherry Tree!

lol!!! old hag eh?? dont underestmate the seniors! they'll take over the world if it wasnt so hard!

Author's Response: Exactly! And if we weren\'t so lazy, ;]



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 32: Iced Hearts: It Has Everything to do With You!

hmmmm i like electirc shock therapy idea....i planned to use it as agimmit in my story...is tht okies?

Author's Response: Sure, I have no problems with it. :3



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 19: Rejected For Chunin Exam?!

ohhh crap i think the saying the crap has hit the ceiling is in order for this chapter...sense of doom awaits me..

Author's Response: LMAO!! That describes the chapter oh so well!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 20: The Problem With The Hiyori Clan

wow...its not Nari's dad fault! tht other guy was jealous and was a stupid todder in his actions!

Author's Response: Try explaining that to Shimo. =.=\'



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 21: The First Exam: Poker

O.O...shino...ealier he's the first guy i crossed off the list...i dnt not see tht one coming...

I could have been imagining the Hokage in a pink bikini! Then what, missy?!* Kaminari smirked when she saw Jessica go pale in the face.

*Kaminari, you have a sick mind. *

tht mental image..*curls in corner rocking self

Author's Response: Really? I gave hints throughout the story, so I thought it was obvious that she liked Shino. *sweat drop* **shudders at Hokage in a bikini**



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 5: A Dangerous Mission: Hiyori's Horror

blood trance....interesting for a sec i thought she was going to hyperventlate...stupid ideaa...

Author's Response: Ha, ha, not really. She could of if Kakashi hadn\'t stepped in. Thanks 4 the review!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 31: The 3rd Round Begins!

-_- a cliffhanger? omg i feel the compelin need to read more then sleep tackles me and reminds me i have a cross country race tom morn

Author's Response: lol, I\'ll take that as a compliment! But you should get you sleep, too.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 25: Start of the Third Exam

oh snap the two friends battle it...wiat thts just like ino and Sakura-chan!

Author's Response: Except Jessica doesn\'t have the hots for Lee. If she did...well, I don\'t even want to think how Kaminari would react. -.-\'



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 29: Hell's New Name

love the crack on Asuma honey, positively adorble and amusing

Author's Response: Asuma had it coming. lol thanks for the review.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 28: Hospital Room

hehehe....tht was amusing...i like these chapters begining short and then dislike it bcause then i hav to wait for more....im glad the story is done thou

Author's Response: ^_^ Took me just over a year, but I managed to complete it!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 27: Jessica’s Angel and Kaminari’s Unmastered Jutsu

wow...tht sounds super painful and its make my head hurt just thiking it tht justu...

Author's Response: Amen.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 26: Electricity vs. Psychic

O.O angel...oh Kami

Author's Response: lol, exactly. :3



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 30: Best. Birthday. EVER!

ahhh how cute! Shino is soooo nice! i lik tht pairing,,,its calm and quiet to me

Author's Response: Shino needs love and he WILL get it! >:] Even if I have to force it down his throat! lol jk



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed
Date: 16/07/09 Title: Chapter 23: Sorry Mr. Mohawk, You Lose Again

love the phsyic girl! very useful and oh so helpful...but...i wonder if she's the inside of oreo's head *shivers*

Author's Response: God I sure hope not! Then I would disown Orochimaru as my father! (lol read Truth and Dare With the K-Ks for understanding)