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Penname: crazykittylover [Contact]
Real name: Lizzy
Membership status: Member
Member since: 14/01/09
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Beta-reader: Yes
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Hello to those that chose to read this bio....why you want to know stuff about me is beyond me but, I bet it's just because I'm so choco-lious....Mah joking, joking....

In all seriousness these are the things I’m willing to share about myself.

My mood now a days is simply content on the most part with dabs of anger and frustration but aren’t we all like this for the most part? I like Cross Country and sports in general, unfortunately due to life’s nasty habits of throwing me curve balls I have become a little bit a recluse. But in that I have found peace in my mind for the most part so I can’t truly complain about it being a negative point. I’m also a DM for D&D which is kinda fun, if you haven’t tried, you should its very cool.

I'm still a great lover many, many animes and mangas over the years but my first love Naruto will always have a special place in my heart. I’m still Lover of Gaara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kakashi, Gai, Orochimaru, Kabuto,Tobi, Deidara, Shikamaru, and Sai……and of course Nartuo. I do not approve of the current “Naruto” spinoff series and to be honest the ending sucked but I will accept that as the true ending.

My many other characters that have taken my interests include like Light Yagami, L Lawiet, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ichigo, Ishida, Conan, Kyo, Yuki, Yoh, Inuyasha, Banya, Cooro, Husky, etc...The list could go on into lesser known stories but I feel that you understand my love for stories and their characters in general.


I use to be an active writer but I had to put it on the back burners to my life and the road it led me down.
So I really don't manage enough time to get around to writing like I use to, but I do think about my fictions and work on them...Just takes forever to publish them to yal but as of recently in 2016 I’ve been revising my current stories and hopefully will get posting again sooner than later.

I have a habitual tendency to be random and forgetful at times....I said I was random yes? Mah...I also tend to seem mad or scatter brain so don't flame me or be rude; it's just how my thoughts seem to run. And if I offend any of you, sorry. Don't mean to be offensive, only critical or helpful.

Completed Works:

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Happy Mardi Gras Jinni!
One shot for Jinni and Kakashi! ~DropDeadThenDance�s contest entry
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance�s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and �hip� and well�I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Mardi Gras!! It�s very long so well deal; I wanted it to very detail and a crown jewel of my mind�s fancy. Enjoy.

Happy Valentine Day!
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance�s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and �hip� and well�I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Valentine Day!
BTY I do not one Naruto or Jinni and none of this actually happened in DropDeadThenDance�s story. It�s just a challenge and something to amuse myself with.


Let Me Keep You Warm
What was supposed to be a simple D-Rank mission turned into something hot and steamy? Feelings will be revealed, truths told, futures written.

My Poem Collection
Just some random poems I've had for over the years and now I've decided to share them and see what others think

You might be a Narutard if
You might be a Narutard if...
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CURRENTLY REVISINGS AS OF NOW

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Note that I'm currently rewriting all my currently released stories along with their summaries. I'm trying to get the stories to be of 8/10 - 10/10 then a 5/10 - 7/10 quality. Impossible to some but, it's a good goal to keep and make come true. I'm also getting rid of a few stories that I just lost all faith in finishing or even continuing so, they will be either gone or never touched again. Anyway if you have any suggestions on the matters please contact me; I don't mind at all


Akatsuki Teens
What would happen if the Akatsuki had siblings and they were teenagers?

An Iris Light
A young albino woman with severe mental retardation falls asleep in an oxford hospital bed to wake up in a Konoha one. With no clue how she got there but, a photographic memory of everyone�s file there, leads her into a dangerous place with many eager for her knowledge.

A Seeing Beauty
Loneliness is what she breathes, desolateness is what she lives. She is in a limbo in her mind of self hatred and loathing for what happened. She should’ve saved her, should’ve kept them safe from him, but none of it mattered now.
A broken young woman walks a trail of self recognition and forgiveness to the unknown truths of the past and her forgotten heritage that brings her even back to the Naruto realm. Now she must choose her path forward, to either drown in the past or rise for the future and live not for others but herself.
*OC/Sasu pairing with other cannon character pairingsWARNING: will contain spoilers for the series so if u doesn�t want to it spoiled for u then don�t read!

Behind the Scenes with LCEA
This is behind the scenes and profiling of the newest clan in the Naruto world.

Lights, Camera the Eight are in Action
Eight actresses with their own infamous YouTube show The Eight Obessors fall into their dream world, Naruto but, not all is as it seems from the show. The gifts they receive and their knowledge of the world proves dangerous and their leader�s mind knows just how to use it.

Memory Touch
I've been near Light Yagami all our senior year, I've touched his hand once in that time that�s all I needed to see that he was unhappy with the world around us. I tried to think of ways to fix this but, the second I touched his hand with mine at graduation�I found out that he had taken a new hobby�being Kira.

White Puppet Hands
Nami a white albino puppeteer that has a rare disorder on growth has been on a smaller scale in life. But when she buys a strange looking puppet from a Naruto Convention saleslady, she gets more than she wanted. She gets tossed into the Shippuden time frame before Naruto comes home�and she�s even shorter.



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Coming Soon!
(what I mean is that this following stories will being released and worked on whenever I get them, my life is too busy for so many reasons.**)
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Originally I meant to release all of these during the 2010, well the life altering disease called ... Bummer yes but, I hope you will understand, writing is an art and cannot be rushed! ~Nah, it will take me that F****ing long to get all my ideas out onto this site with the quality I hope for and make them sound coherent; Gomen.

There's nothing here for the time unfortunely because I'm editing which stories I will actually get on and finish to those that will just be tossed away and never thought of again. So I can't release any lists of ideas because they might not even come into fruition, gomen again.

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But even with that, there are other works by few authors that I like and totally support in saying you should read! Note don't read if you don't like Mary-Sue makefun of, Yaoi, Lemon, Death, Dark, Rape, Yuri, or Blood.

A Girl Named Yama
A map to memory lane
A Row in the Konoha Library
A Twisted Type of Love
A Vampire Rose
Akatsuki Movienight
Another Survivor: Uchiha Love Blossoms
Beautiful Lie
Beneath the surface
Best Served Cold
Bird
Brave New World
Broken Journal Pages
Crying Skies
Dancing in the Moonlight
Down the Sodden Hill
Feral Dreams
FIRE HOUND: Eye of Destruction
Forgetting
Forgotten Thunder
Game. Set. Match
How to Adapt and Overcome
I am Twisted, Broken and Loved
Kakashi's lessons in seduction
Kokoro Uchiha
Konoha High School
Little Spark: Intro to Fire Hound
Lover In Training
Mangoes and Oranges
Mission of lust
My Twisted Heart, Tear Me Apart
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire
No Hope Left
Onari
Peanut Butter and Pickle is BitterSweet Happiness
Peppermint Flavored Glass
Pets
Phone Calls From Nobody
Realization
Reverse Psychology
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul
Summer Season
Sweet Charity
The joys of having younger siblings
The People We've Become
The Singing Consipiracy
The Unknown Misery of Umino Iruka
Thunder and Swirls
To Find Warmth In the Snow
Truth or Dare With The K-Ks!
Truthspeaker
Unbreakable Bonds
Walk With Me, Change Our Worlds
Who Would've Known

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I'll be editing my Bio often or rarely so check back to see if I'm writing something awesome or you want to say hi. Also I do challenges for fun so if you have one I might do tell me. I give good but, truthful reviews and I do beta-reading just so you know. Chow

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Stories by crazykittylover [16]
Series by crazykittylover [2]
Challenges by crazykittylover [1]
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Reviews by crazykittylover


Title: The Singing Consipiracy by Frosty
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 109]
Summary: Me and my narutardy freind, Parinaz (Who looks like ParaPara from Sailor Moon when you dye her hair blue, btw) get sucked into the Naruto world! Original, ne?

With me randomly singing and craving apples, Parinaz trying to go from Prep to Emo in order to get in Sasuke's pants, and 'Cameo-Apperance-Girl' randomly appearing and thwacking people on the head, it seems I've turned Naruto into a whacky musical!

Sound strange yet? Oh, you have NO idea...
Category: OC-centric
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 24046 | Read count: 19877 [Report This]
Published: 18/03/08 | Updated: 22/04/09


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 11: Burn Bridges

i have nothing to say, for i hav alrdy said everything i have to say, and i luv mary-sue charas

Author's Response: I hate them, hence I make fun of them through this!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 10: Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

I LOVE THE LOG part, that makes my sides hurt w/ laughter

Author's Response: Yeah? THANK YOU NARUTO THE ABRIDGED SERIES!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 9: Cat Scrach Fever!

i love the apple part its like me w/ kiwi, or anything sour. The story is great!

Author's Response: Yeah?\r\nThanks for the support.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 8: If You Were Gay!

i lik this girl shes awesome and very random

Author's Response: Thanks!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 7: Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

what the crap? *laughing hystericly
thats is soooo AWSOME!

Author's Response: No. What the pcheese, dear. The \'p\' is silent.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 6: We are the champions!

I LOVE THIS STORY! the im going to kill u w/ the "its a small world" song ( i can sing that in 3 dif langs) i like the ending fabulus

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I use that song in battle occasionally in real life...



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 5: Secret... agent man! Secret... agent man!

yahee! sharingan teq.!

Author's Response: Indeed.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 4: I'm movin' up (dun dun da da) I'm movin' out (dun dun da da)

the look on Sakura's face....*laughing fits* i like the idea of the daughter thing, i would never ever thought of such a thing THUMBS UP!

Author's Response: Sooooo worth it.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 3: We're off to see the Hokage!

Im laughing so hard i past out for a few hours, my parents flipped, but im good, TOTALLY WICKED! i think though its going a lil fast, i like the itachi story though

Author's Response: Really? Oh dear!\r\nPlease don\'t get hurt on account of my stories!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 2: Somewhere, over the rainbow...

I LOVE THIS GIRL! ROFL, LMAO!

Author's Response: Really? Thanks!



Title: Pretty Boy meets Gothic Boy by i_lubb_gaara
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Pretty Boy meets Gothic Boy
His life has been ruined since he was born, can the only one that has been there his whole life change his life around, and let loose, to love?
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Gaara, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Drama, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 15984 | Read count: 4725 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/08 | Updated: 06/08/10


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/07/10 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hmm...I like this story. Plain and simple; I feel I can very well believe this story is actually someone's life. It's that good.

Drama queen kid with an elder brother; a common but, unique. I like this story because it makes me think of my time with my dad in a groceries. Don't ask why, it just does. Sibling fighting; the whole nine yards amuse me so keep up the good work.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 11/07/10 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Hm...I like this chapter Gaara seems himself; the moody hormoned teen. If you're really wondering how children stand the abuse; watch Oprah or Dr. Phil... mah; still good job

Author's Response: Hehe. Thank you. I wanted Gaara to be his usual as you put it \"moody hormoned teen\"self. I see that, that really suits him just fine. And, am not really much of television, but, I\'ll take your word for it and watch either Oprah, or Dr. Phil. Thank you for being a wonderful reviewer. I appreciate it. \r\n-Ivy.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/07/10 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

the only friend he has are. ---instead of a period use a ; it allows the sentence to continue as needed but, doesn't seem like a run on one...

He opens it and rates it---- it's not rates; it's raids..

I still must say, I like this story. I'm not sadistic....well a little but, the story is interesting. Abuse is everywhere now of days and by now it's starting to be dealt with. So I say keep writing I like where the pretty boy and goth boy are going!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/07/10 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Im really a good kid... puncuation is I'm

. I know is not, ...I believe you meant his...

There were more puncuation errors just so you know. I do notice there's a lot of swearing; I don't mind swearing just....not to the exent to having it like in every other sentence.....you understand right?

I do like that Itachi is being nice to Gaara and all but, the flash back...that was pretty heavy. It's good, but damn...that reminds me too much of my character Jasmine~sheesh... =) it's like scary...the abuse anyway.

Moving on, I like the chapter, in whole; I find the pretty boy attitude annoying but, I find those kind of people very annoying so no harm no fowl. Keep writing, you're doing fine in my book.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/07/10 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Im really a good kid... puncuation is I'm

. I know is not, ...I believe you meant his...

There were more puncuation errors just so you know. I do notice there's a lot of swearing; I don't mind swearing just....not to the exent to having it like in every other sentence.....you understand right?

I do like that Itachi is being nice to Gaara and all but, the flash back...that was pretty heavy. It's good, but damn...that reminds me too much of my character Jasmine~sheesh... =) it's like scary...the abuse anyway.

Moving on, I like the chapter, in whole; I find the pretty boy attitude annoying but, I find those kind of people very annoying so no harm no fowl. Keep writing, you're doing fine in my book.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 07/07/10 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Well...this was a not the chapter I was hoping for, I'm afraid...It was very confusing to understand some of the actions; very ..choppy I guess you can say. It just wasn't good like the others....I can't really discribe more of what wasn't good right now; big headache from little brother who is going to die's loud music AT MIDNIGHT! ugh@@....

Author's Response: Yes, I know. Is my mistake. I wasn\'t really feeling the story as much I use too. But, next chapter will be much better. Hopefully. I can only hope it does. And sorry about the headache. And, I have a lot of mistakes, I know. Thank you for letting me know and for being a reviewer. :D I really appreciate it. Next chapter will be out soon, maybe by next week. Once again, thank you for reviewing, I appreciate your honesty and everything. :D \r\n-Ivy.



Title: Onari by DigiAnimeArtist
Rated: PG Round robin Liked [Reviews - 122]
Summary: A strange girl from a far away land holds the key to forces greater than anyone in Konoha could have ever imagined. Myth and legend come to life in this exciting comical, dramatic, and heart felt story of a girl wanting to belong in a world where she is seen as an abomination. Will she be able to control her secret, much less, her own anger and stubbornness when she learns the true meaning of Acceptance by Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, and the rest of the Genin in training?
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 102 | Completed: No | Word count: 743813 | Read count: 118574 [Report This]
Published: 23/03/08 | Updated: 07/02/16


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 27/11/09 Title: Chapter 27: Hesitation and Aggression

turkey...*snicker*** nice



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/09 Title: Chapter 6: Onari’s secret plan to save Shikamaru!

whoopers choppers the girl has a name!! im posly hapy !



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 27/11/09 Title: Chapter 28: Behind the Mirror

bty ur story is on round robin...just so u no...

i lov tht Daiya is finally comming out of his shell....its so wonderful!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/09 Title: Chapter 17: Onari’s training begins!

Takeru and Ryu as friends...wat a wonderful thing...***peaceful sigh**



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/09 Title: Chapter 2: Nightfall: A rabbit comes to roost!

so the girl cant speak...hmmm...well at least sauke has made contact!

(omg i just sounded like the military with ufos and aliens...lolz)



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 27/11/09 Title: Chapter 29: Open your ears!

awww how cute Eiyu got a crush



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/09 Title: Chapter 1: Something’s fishy! Sasuke’s anger takes on a new meaning!

hmmm this story looks good, i shall read on!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 07/09/09 Title: Chapter 24: The hot springs vacation part III

ROFL!!! Hire got the squirts ahhaha lolz! she deserves tht but tht was just to funny! i could image wat the smell was....



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/09 Title: Chapter 1: Something’s fishy! Sasuke’s anger takes on a new meaning!

*smiles*** i lik the idea behind the hotsprings but, Hire is ******* sheesh she reminds me of a girl tht use to pick fights with everyone and had annoying passe with her. shes much now thou....