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Penname: crazykittylover [Contact]
Real name: Lizzy
Membership status: Member
Member since: 14/01/09
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Hello to those that chose to read this bio....why you want to know stuff about me is beyond me but, I bet it's just because I'm so choco-lious....Mah joking, joking....

In all seriousness these are the things I’m willing to share about myself.

My mood now a days is simply content on the most part with dabs of anger and frustration but aren’t we all like this for the most part? I like Cross Country and sports in general, unfortunately due to life’s nasty habits of throwing me curve balls I have become a little bit a recluse. But in that I have found peace in my mind for the most part so I can’t truly complain about it being a negative point. I’m also a DM for D&D which is kinda fun, if you haven’t tried, you should its very cool.

I'm still a great lover many, many animes and mangas over the years but my first love Naruto will always have a special place in my heart. I’m still Lover of Gaara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kakashi, Gai, Orochimaru, Kabuto,Tobi, Deidara, Shikamaru, and Sai……and of course Nartuo. I do not approve of the current “Naruto” spinoff series and to be honest the ending sucked but I will accept that as the true ending.

My many other characters that have taken my interests include like Light Yagami, L Lawiet, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ichigo, Ishida, Conan, Kyo, Yuki, Yoh, Inuyasha, Banya, Cooro, Husky, etc...The list could go on into lesser known stories but I feel that you understand my love for stories and their characters in general.


I use to be an active writer but I had to put it on the back burners to my life and the road it led me down.
So I really don't manage enough time to get around to writing like I use to, but I do think about my fictions and work on them...Just takes forever to publish them to yal but as of recently in 2016 I’ve been revising my current stories and hopefully will get posting again sooner than later.

I have a habitual tendency to be random and forgetful at times....I said I was random yes? Mah...I also tend to seem mad or scatter brain so don't flame me or be rude; it's just how my thoughts seem to run. And if I offend any of you, sorry. Don't mean to be offensive, only critical or helpful.

Completed Works:

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Happy Mardi Gras Jinni!
One shot for Jinni and Kakashi! ~DropDeadThenDance�s contest entry
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance�s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and �hip� and well�I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Mardi Gras!! It�s very long so well deal; I wanted it to very detail and a crown jewel of my mind�s fancy. Enjoy.

Happy Valentine Day!
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance�s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and �hip� and well�I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Valentine Day!
BTY I do not one Naruto or Jinni and none of this actually happened in DropDeadThenDance�s story. It�s just a challenge and something to amuse myself with.


Let Me Keep You Warm
What was supposed to be a simple D-Rank mission turned into something hot and steamy? Feelings will be revealed, truths told, futures written.

My Poem Collection
Just some random poems I've had for over the years and now I've decided to share them and see what others think

You might be a Narutard if
You might be a Narutard if...
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CURRENTLY REVISINGS AS OF NOW

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Note that I'm currently rewriting all my currently released stories along with their summaries. I'm trying to get the stories to be of 8/10 - 10/10 then a 5/10 - 7/10 quality. Impossible to some but, it's a good goal to keep and make come true. I'm also getting rid of a few stories that I just lost all faith in finishing or even continuing so, they will be either gone or never touched again. Anyway if you have any suggestions on the matters please contact me; I don't mind at all


Akatsuki Teens
What would happen if the Akatsuki had siblings and they were teenagers?

An Iris Light
A young albino woman with severe mental retardation falls asleep in an oxford hospital bed to wake up in a Konoha one. With no clue how she got there but, a photographic memory of everyone�s file there, leads her into a dangerous place with many eager for her knowledge.

A Seeing Beauty
Loneliness is what she breathes, desolateness is what she lives. She is in a limbo in her mind of self hatred and loathing for what happened. She should’ve saved her, should’ve kept them safe from him, but none of it mattered now.
A broken young woman walks a trail of self recognition and forgiveness to the unknown truths of the past and her forgotten heritage that brings her even back to the Naruto realm. Now she must choose her path forward, to either drown in the past or rise for the future and live not for others but herself.
*OC/Sasu pairing with other cannon character pairingsWARNING: will contain spoilers for the series so if u doesn�t want to it spoiled for u then don�t read!

Behind the Scenes with LCEA
This is behind the scenes and profiling of the newest clan in the Naruto world.

Lights, Camera the Eight are in Action
Eight actresses with their own infamous YouTube show The Eight Obessors fall into their dream world, Naruto but, not all is as it seems from the show. The gifts they receive and their knowledge of the world proves dangerous and their leader�s mind knows just how to use it.

Memory Touch
I've been near Light Yagami all our senior year, I've touched his hand once in that time that�s all I needed to see that he was unhappy with the world around us. I tried to think of ways to fix this but, the second I touched his hand with mine at graduation�I found out that he had taken a new hobby�being Kira.

White Puppet Hands
Nami a white albino puppeteer that has a rare disorder on growth has been on a smaller scale in life. But when she buys a strange looking puppet from a Naruto Convention saleslady, she gets more than she wanted. She gets tossed into the Shippuden time frame before Naruto comes home�and she�s even shorter.



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Coming Soon!
(what I mean is that this following stories will being released and worked on whenever I get them, my life is too busy for so many reasons.**)
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Originally I meant to release all of these during the 2010, well the life altering disease called ... Bummer yes but, I hope you will understand, writing is an art and cannot be rushed! ~Nah, it will take me that F****ing long to get all my ideas out onto this site with the quality I hope for and make them sound coherent; Gomen.

There's nothing here for the time unfortunely because I'm editing which stories I will actually get on and finish to those that will just be tossed away and never thought of again. So I can't release any lists of ideas because they might not even come into fruition, gomen again.

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But even with that, there are other works by few authors that I like and totally support in saying you should read! Note don't read if you don't like Mary-Sue makefun of, Yaoi, Lemon, Death, Dark, Rape, Yuri, or Blood.

A Girl Named Yama
A map to memory lane
A Row in the Konoha Library
A Twisted Type of Love
A Vampire Rose
Akatsuki Movienight
Another Survivor: Uchiha Love Blossoms
Beautiful Lie
Beneath the surface
Best Served Cold
Bird
Brave New World
Broken Journal Pages
Crying Skies
Dancing in the Moonlight
Down the Sodden Hill
Feral Dreams
FIRE HOUND: Eye of Destruction
Forgetting
Forgotten Thunder
Game. Set. Match
How to Adapt and Overcome
I am Twisted, Broken and Loved
Kakashi's lessons in seduction
Kokoro Uchiha
Konoha High School
Little Spark: Intro to Fire Hound
Lover In Training
Mangoes and Oranges
Mission of lust
My Twisted Heart, Tear Me Apart
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire
No Hope Left
Onari
Peanut Butter and Pickle is BitterSweet Happiness
Peppermint Flavored Glass
Pets
Phone Calls From Nobody
Realization
Reverse Psychology
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul
Summer Season
Sweet Charity
The joys of having younger siblings
The People We've Become
The Singing Consipiracy
The Unknown Misery of Umino Iruka
Thunder and Swirls
To Find Warmth In the Snow
Truth or Dare With The K-Ks!
Truthspeaker
Unbreakable Bonds
Walk With Me, Change Our Worlds
Who Would've Known

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I'll be editing my Bio often or rarely so check back to see if I'm writing something awesome or you want to say hi. Also I do challenges for fun so if you have one I might do tell me. I give good but, truthful reviews and I do beta-reading just so you know. Chow

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Stories by crazykittylover [16]
Series by crazykittylover [2]
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Title: The People We've Become by Zephyras
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 57]
Summary: At first, no one could've guessed the consequences that are to come when Uzumaki Naruto disappears. However, his departure begins a chain of events that changes the fate of Konoha and the two teammates he left behind. Seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are on the S-Class list, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. AU, NaruSasu, SakuLee.
Category: Het Romance > Angst, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair LeeSaku, Pair SasuNaru, Pair ShikaTema, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, Incest, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: No | Word count: 88364 | Read count: 52009 [Report This]
Published: 17/11/07 | Updated: 04/11/12


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 15: Falling, Falling

O,o wooooooowww tht was cool Sakura killed kisame! *hapy smile*

i wonder wat will b nxt.

i hate madara, lov tobi misa wants tobi back.....



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 15: Falling, Falling

O,o wooooooowww tht was cool Sakura killed kisame! *hapy smile*

i wonder wat will b nxt.

i hate madara, lov tobi misa wants tobi back.....



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 14: On the Edge of the Horizon

wow tht sucks the child and all. its sickening yet not apalling to me....man im twisted



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 12: Gott ist Tot

meh depressing chapter with ironicly depressing music im listening to nice job! i lik the ealer crack on sakura wanting to b a red head



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 11: Sakuya-hime's Revenge

yeah!!! she killed Danzou! tht baster givs me the chills! lov her sadistic manner ^^ and awesome justu with naruto



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 6: Up Spiral, Down Spiral

ROFL !! well im not to suprise with naruto being bi or sasuke is gay....well actually i thought sasuke mightve been scarred from oreo but monkeys.

lov tht sasuke sayd is that an offer. thts just to funny. but i hav to disaprov tht the both of boys hav ben with multi partners......also way to go sakura in showing no shame!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 10: Complication No. Infinity

finally sasuke got laid. i cant belive he nvr herd of a blowjob....the ending is cliffhangering! ^^



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 9: Gyrating Haze

interesting neji and hinata....well i dont disagree with it thou i thought was ok if they were 2nd cousins but who really cares with the way things are in this verision



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 8: Demonstrations

well......this chapter is certainly very interesting rolling on....



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 03/09/09 Title: Chapter 7: Not Drunk Enough

well the trio liks to drink eh? and write on for sakura being sadistic and cruel!!! ^^



Title: Phone Calls From Nobody by brumal
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Past Featured Story They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4538 | Read count: 9721 [Report This]
Published: 21/11/07 | Updated: 21/11/07


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 24/12/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow....this story was so,... strange but, comforting... jits strange that sasuke would be nobody...nice job

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you liked this story. Thanks for taking the time to read and review this, I really appreciate it.



Title: Unbreakable Bonds by doodlelover
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 133]
Summary: After regaining his temporarily lost memory Naruto realizes he's pregnant with the bastard's kid. Now he has to cope with the pregnancy and unwanted visits from him.

SasuNaruSasu, Mpreg, and other miscellaneous warnings that I don't feel like typing.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair GaaLee, Pair KakaIruk, Pair SakuIno, Pair SasuNaru, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Dark, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 | Completed: No | Word count: 75540 | Read count: 55773 [Report This]
Published: 05/12/07 | Updated: 14/10/08


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 01/06/09 Title: Chapter 3: Observing

what!? where did he get tht?! naruto....



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 01/06/09 Title: Chapter 18: Hypnotic

saving him.....im burning with curiousity!

Author's Response: ...I can\'t tell if you\'re being sarcastic or not. XD You confuse me too much! Either way, thanks~



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 01/06/09 Title: Chapter 22: Pain

what is going to hapn!!?? tht bandage freak should die a slow and painful death!!!! *seeths in anger* YOU BTR NOT KILL NARUTO OR HIS KITS!!!! grrrrrr!

sry, im soo by polar so i get bad* mood swings...anyway plz plz plz plz plz rite the next chapter! i hate have the agony of not noing if a chara will die or not.....*pookie*

i hav the urge of pickles and peanut butter no apparent reason...yummy!

Author's Response: Oooooh, you know what? I think I\'ll have to finish the last chapter soon. XD Or... at least add more to it and beta it! ...I\'ve put it off for so long. ;____; Thank YOU for the yummy review. 8D ::hands pickles:: Sorry, I have no peanut butter...



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 01/06/09 Title: Chapter 9: Storage Foxes

go cry emo kid is all i hav to say about ur rambing ^_^

Author's Response: I have the strangest urge to report you... and possibly have you banned. D: You really should have more sympathy, but as those rants are months old and I have no idea what they say anymore, I\'ll probably just ignore it. I\'m wondering why you said it in the first place. I guess you have your reasons. ...Judging by the five stars, I guess you enjoy the story and hate... my author\'s notes? ...that also has me wondering why you would read that, and yet not comment on the story...



Title: Mission of lust by sheechiibii
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 168]
Summary: When Naruto, Hinata, and Shino are sent on a simple mission; to deliver a newly improved weapon to Suna. What will happen when Naruto starts to see Hinata in a way he has never looked at anyone but Sakura, and can Hinata keep her cool on the first mission with Naruto since the time skip. And what will happen when they return to Konoha...will everything go smoothly or will their whole world be turned upside down?
Category: Het Romance > Fluff, Het Romance > Angst, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Gaara, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair NaruHina, Sakura Haruno, Shino Aburame
Genres: Angst, Drama, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 | Completed: No | Word count: 54005 | Read count: 41011 [Report This]
Published: 30/12/07 | Updated: 18/04/08


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 09/04/09 Title: Chapter 29: SORRY!!!

ok, its really good, i cant wait to see wat happens, hope u rite soon



Title: Reviving the Clan by Frosty
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Sasuke and Naruto have been togeather for a while now, but Sasuke has a problem. He has a clan to revive, and for that he needs... a girl. Unhappy about having to leave his (now dear) Naruto, but feeling he has a duty to his dead clan the Uchiha comes up with a... rather interesting solution.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 4588 | Read count: 8410 [Report This]
Published: 24/01/08 | Updated: 08/02/08


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 02/08/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

....i can actually see this working oddly even enough write on!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 02/08/09 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Discovery

.........ok the story idea is good the ooc moments i can live w/ not sure on other people but....plz slow,,,,,down....its not a race! the one thing tht can ruin a story is tht its too fast to understand and the ideas are either all mushed up or scattered. im taking time off from releasing my story chapters to review and smooth them out. this is just a suggestion thou. u can giv me the bird all u want this wat i just thik. -.-lll



Title: Finding Sandra Faye by sephirothsslave
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A new collection of poems that I am writing. Better than the ones before.
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark, Poetry, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 | Completed: No | Word count: 6363 | Read count: 30827 [Report This]
Published: 27/02/08 | Updated: 27/08/09


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 27/08/09 Title: Chapter 1: Finding Sandra Faye

these are pretty ok. i felt lik i heard ch 3 from sum were....naw thts my paronia talking good job!



Title: The Singing Consipiracy by Frosty
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 109]
Summary: Me and my narutardy freind, Parinaz (Who looks like ParaPara from Sailor Moon when you dye her hair blue, btw) get sucked into the Naruto world! Original, ne?

With me randomly singing and craving apples, Parinaz trying to go from Prep to Emo in order to get in Sasuke's pants, and 'Cameo-Apperance-Girl' randomly appearing and thwacking people on the head, it seems I've turned Naruto into a whacky musical!

Sound strange yet? Oh, you have NO idea...
Category: OC-centric
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 24046 | Read count: 19871 [Report This]
Published: 18/03/08 | Updated: 22/04/09


Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 11: Burn Bridges

i have nothing to say, for i hav alrdy said everything i have to say, and i luv mary-sue charas

Author's Response: I hate them, hence I make fun of them through this!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 2: Somewhere, over the rainbow...

I LOVE THIS GIRL! ROFL, LMAO!

Author's Response: Really? Thanks!



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 13: The Devil Went Down to Gorgia

i like the part on the hair doo part

Author's Response: Oh? Cool.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 23/04/09 Title: The Singing Consipiracy

why are there 3 chs of the same ting? i like the song EMO KID by adam and andrew but still....can u write more? i wanna no what hapns against Zabuza (not sure if i spelt it rite)

Author's Response: What? There are? I\'ll go fix that then.\r\nI will write more, just not right now.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 24/04/09 Title: Chapter 14: I'm an Emo Kid

“Ember? Stop terrorizing my students.” Kakashi said in a tired tone.

“Aww, but… I’m one of your students!” I pointed out, heeling Sasuke in the ribs and pulling back on his hair as he tried to throw me off yet again.

“Fine. Stop terrorizing your uncle.”

That is funny, i've reread all the chapters and thts one of my fav parts. i laughed a lil to hard cause i spraned my foot wen i fell on the ground laughing.....the good thing about it thou, i dont have to walk home from school!!! ^_^ plz write more, (not so i can get mor excuses on not walking 2 miles) I REALLY lke ur stories. especially wen u pick on Sakura...are u going to call orchimaru "OREO"??? THT would be awsome, i got it from on of my "friends" (people who a anime fanatics lik me) ohhh i cant wait to see how the chuunin exams go...and how Itachi takes having a "daughter" with Deidara and Naruto......*fits of laughters* i just fell on my sprained ankle again, ouch

Author's Response: Thanks so much, and please stop hurting yourself over my writing! I feel bad now! ... I was not planning to call Oro-sama \'Oreo.\' I do have plans for Kabuto though *cackles evily.* It involves a song and dance number and stealing his glasses. Yes. As to Itachi and Deidara? I\'m very sorry, but you\'ll have to wait a while yet for their reactions. Itachi won\'t get much air time here - I actually think he doesn\'t show up at all in the arc, at least for us. See, this story is seperated into four arcs: \'The Singing Consipiricy\' \'Tokyo Mew Mew A La Crack\' \'Basket of Apples\' OR \'Author Note\' and, finally \'Homward Bound.\' The Singing Conspiricy - the first arc - is what you\'re reading right now, and goes up through Sasuke\'s big fight with Naru-chan at the waterfall. Then, through basic stupidity on Ember\'s part and screaming fangirlism on Pari\'s, it will end up going through Tokyo Mew Mew up till the end of the real show - no A La Mode for us - then through Fruits Basket or Death Note, I don\'t know how long that\'ll go on yet, as I\'ve yet to script it out - then back to the Naruto world and through Shippuden. People will die, people will come back to life, and we will all eat cake.

Author's Response: Thanks so much, and please stop hurting yourself over my writing! I feel bad now! ... I was not planning to call Oro-sama \'Oreo.\' I do have plans for Kabuto though *cackles evily.* It involves a song and dance number and stealing his glasses. Yes. As to Itachi and Deidara? I\'m very sorry, but you\'ll have to wait a while yet for their reactions. Itachi won\'t get much air time here - I actually think he doesn\'t show up at all in the arc, at least for us. See, this story is seperated into four arcs: \'The Singing Consipiricy\' \'Tokyo Mew Mew A La Crack\' \'Basket of Apples\' OR \'Author Note\' and, finally \'Homward Bound.\' The Singing Conspiricy - the first arc - is what you\'re reading right now, and goes up through Sasuke\'s big fight with Naru-chan at the waterfall. Then, through basic stupidity on Ember\'s part and screaming fangirlism on Pari\'s, it will end up going through Tokyo Mew Mew up till the end of the real show - no A La Mode for us - then through Fruits Basket or Death Note, I don\'t know how long that\'ll go on yet, as I\'ve yet to script it out - then back to the Naruto world and through Shippuden. People will die, people will come back to life, and we will all eat cake.

Author's Response: Thanks so much, and please stop hurting yourself over my writing! I feel bad now! ... I was not planning to call Oro-sama \'Oreo.\' I do have plans for Kabuto though *cackles evily.* It involves a song and dance number and stealing his glasses. Yes. As to Itachi and Deidara? I\'m very sorry, but you\'ll have to wait a while yet for their reactions. Itachi won\'t get much air time here - I actually think he doesn\'t show up at all in the arc, at least for us. See, this story is seperated into four arcs: \'The Singing Consipiricy\' \'Tokyo Mew Mew A La Crack\' \'Basket of Apples\' OR \'Author Note\' and, finally \'Homward Bound.\' The Singing Conspiricy - the first arc - is what you\'re reading right now, and goes up through Sasuke\'s big fight with Naru-chan at the waterfall. Then, through basic stupidity on Ember\'s part and screaming fangirlism on Pari\'s, it will end up going through Tokyo Mew Mew up till the end of the real show - no A La Mode for us - then through Fruits Basket or Death Note, I don\'t know how long that\'ll go on yet, as I\'ve yet to script it out - then back to the Naruto world and through Shippuden. People will die, people will come back to life, and we will all eat cake.

Author's Response: Thanks so much, and please stop hurting yourself over my writing! I feel bad now! ... I was not planning to call Oro-sama \'Oreo.\' I do have plans for Kabuto though *cackles evily.* It involves a song and dance number and stealing his glasses. Yes. As to Itachi and Deidara? I\'m very sorry, but you\'ll have to wait a while yet for their reactions. Itachi won\'t get much air time here - I actually think he doesn\'t show up at all in the arc, at least for us. See, this story is seperated into four arcs: \'The Singing Consipiricy\' \'Tokyo Mew Mew A La Crack\' \'Basket of Apples\' OR \'Author Note\' and, finally \'Homward Bound.\' The Singing Conspiricy - the first arc - is what you\'re reading right now, and goes up through Sasuke\'s big fight with Naru-chan at the waterfall. Then, through basic stupidity on Ember\'s part and screaming fangirlism on Pari\'s, it will end up going through Tokyo Mew Mew up till the end of the real show - no A La Mode for us - then through Fruits Basket or Death Note, I don\'t know how long that\'ll go on yet, as I\'ve yet to script it out - then back to the Naruto world and through Shippuden. People will die, people will come back to life, and we will all eat cake.



Reviewer: crazykittylover Signed Liked
Date: 22/04/09 Title: Chapter 3: We're off to see the Hokage!

Im laughing so hard i past out for a few hours, my parents flipped, but im good, TOTALLY WICKED! i think though its going a lil fast, i like the itachi story though

Author's Response: Really? Oh dear!\r\nPlease don\'t get hurt on account of my stories!