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Penname: IDK [Contact]
Real name: C.J.B.G
Membership status: Member
Member since: 12/07/08
Website: yes
Beta-reader: Yes
if ya want to know:
age: keeping it a secret man!!! let's just say im one of the young chosen ones...lol
birthday: 2/14/19??, yeah, Valentines Day
gender: girl, if you haven't noticed....
weight: are you a stalker or what?! -_-
height: lets just say i'm short, kay?!
somewhere around there.....-_-'
lives: NO I DO NOT WANT STALKERS!!!!! ...but if u must know i live in nowhere, and to be specific, in a place in between reality and dream and is nicknamed TMMOHH XDD
favorite animal: fox comes first and a looong list follows but after fox is bunny then cat!!!! YAY NARUTO!!!!
favorite food: ICE CREAM!!!!!
current status: single, in school, and NOT looking.....BORED TO HELL!!!!
*evil laugh**takes deep breathes*
Yes, me and 20punkprincess are friends...i dragged her in this....LOL, it was funny....

here's some quizes and such, i'll add more later:

~Narutard Quiz~
How did you discover Naruto?
My bro, he downloaded it and the t.v. but then he stopped, my mom wouldn’t let me stay up… and we lost cable…so anyone want to tell me what happened after they found Orochimaru’s hideout?!
Do you recommend Naruto to other people?
YESSS!!!! GOD YESSSSS!!!! Too bad most of them know already. lol
Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
Yup! Wouldn’t you be????
Are you obsessed with Naruto?
The character????? Yes. The anime??? No.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
Again, character, HELL YEAH. Anime: not so much.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
I dunno, I hate numbers, and numbers hates me.
Do you download Naruto manga?
No, I watched it.
Do you download Naruto anime?
My bro used to, don’t know what happened though.
Do you think you have the right to do that?
I dunno. I’m pure, innocent, and is a NEEK who knows nothing, and for certain reasons, don’t want to learn anything of the “reality”.
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
“…”
“HEY LISTEN TO ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!”
“Oh, sorry, I was thinking how a foursome between Iruka, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Naruto would look like…can you repeat that????”
That is, unless it’s the police…then I say
“Hey, you know you do it too, so why even bother huh, huh, HUH?! OH! WHAT NOW!!! THE HUH HUH BROTHERS ARE BACK!!!! OOOOOOH!!!!!!”
“b-b-b-b-b-b-but….your….a girl.”
“HEY I CAN DREAM CAN’T I?!?!?! GODZ!!!!! IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!!!!!! (inner me: or is it???? Conscious: NO. real me: Fuck NO. inner me: you guys are right. Me && my conscious: HELL YEAH!!!!!)”
“Oh. Okay.”
Where did you first download Naruto manga from?
I didn’t download a thing. My bro did it!!! XDD
Where did you first download Naruto anime from?
I dunno, ask my bro, he did it. i soooo blame him for the obsession!!! XDD
Who is your favorite character?
Shikamaru, Naruto, Gaara, Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, Iruka, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Kyuubi, Ton Ton, Akamaru, Kiba, Neji, Sasuke’s a bastard but can look cute and sometime is nice, Ayame (ramen stand girl), Shino, Kisame, Minato, Sai, Yamato, Suzune, Tsunade, Kabuto, ummm, I have more but cant list all of them now or this is gonna take a loooooooong time, lol.
Who is your least favorite character?
Fangirls. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata….sometimes Sasuke, Oroshimaru can be mean, uhhhh, Tobi
Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
There’s a lot of them…hey, maybe the author himself is misunderstood!!!
Which character is most under-rated?
It’s a tie between Iruka, Ayame, & Tsunade
Which character has the worst past?
Sakura & Sasuke. A bitch and a bastard. nahhh actually its gaara ^^ lol COOKIES!!!!
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
YURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! A-hem, fight, fight, fight, fight, BITCH FIGHT!!!!! *starts bitch-slapping both of them*
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
Yes…no…well….maybe…idk.
Do you even like Lee?
YUP! YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTHHHHH! I like him because Naruto does. XDD
Do you hate Sasuke?
IDK. I hate….idk.
Do you hate Yashamaru?
Who? I don’t think he’s too important, and that’s why I don’t remember anyone who isn’t cute. lmao XDD
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
Wellll, that and LOTS of love~~!!!
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
NO! He’s too fucking adorable!!! Can’t say cute cause cute means ugly but okay.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?
Definitely. Hey! Lazy ass, get back to work!!! lol
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?
Me dunno. Does that count Naruto????
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?
YUP!!!! ^-^
Does Shino's bugs creep you out?
NOPE!!!! ^~^
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?
Ehhhhhh, it makes him look like he’s fat. XDD
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?
Too emo man. *clicks her tongue*
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?
I dunno, he’s cute either way.

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Stories by IDK [8]
Series by IDK [0]
Challenges by IDK [0]
Favorite Series [0]
IDK's Favorites [19]
Reviews by IDK


Title: Dude WTF by Chibi
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary: "What did you expect?" Naruto muttered, snuggling close to Sasuke. "We were virgins." "Dude..." Haku muttered. "What the fu-" This is just a silly little fic I wrote when the manga was returned to us (so there are spoilers to the manga) so please be careful... taking this fic too seriously can cause loss of brain cells.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3633 | Read count: 4085 [Report This]
Published: 20/02/05 | Updated: 20/02/05


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 17/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: WTF

LOL!!!!



Title: X-mas Songs, Naruto-style! by ladygizarme
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 18]
Summary: A series of X-mas song parodies featuring the Naruto boys. Some songs may involve shounen-ai/yaoi and/or violence. #6-11: new for X-mas 2007
Category: General Fiction, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 3961 | Read count: 25931 [Report This]
Published: 14/07/06 | Updated: 18/07/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 01/08/08 Title: Chapter 12: Sasuke Uchiha

luv it!!! more please!!! these are hilarious!!!sooo funny!!LOL, thank ya!!

Author's Response: Definitely more coming. Glad you loved it! ^_^



Title: A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 33]
Summary: Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 645 | Read count: 19839 [Report This]
Published: 16/12/06 | Updated: 16/12/06


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 10/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: A SasuNaru Fanfiction

lmaornatm.
meaning???:
laughing my ass off right now at this moment.
hilarious.
its true though, why does everyone DO that!!!!! it makes people sooo mad.
though, im not the one to talk since i HAVE NO plots and do it freely, but its WAY better than THAT!!!
lol
no offence to the people who DO that out of randomness and boredness.
*sigh*



Title: United Cause by Unwritten25
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: (Hokage!Naruto, ANBU!Sasuke) Uzumaki Naruto has finally achieved his dream of Rokudaime. However a new threat to his village sends him, as well as his rival turned best friend, to Scotland. (HP - Naruto crossover. Not cliche!)
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 12161 | Read count: 2563 [Report This]
Published: 31/12/06 | Updated: 15/04/07


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 06/08/08 Title: Chapter 2: The Meeting With the Wizards

YAY!!! duck-butt!!!
sorry sakura, got to hand it to ye, KC, u made the exact description for all of 'em.
lol.
sorry sasuke. its true, ur hair DOES look like a duck's butt.
Naru is SO~ cute!!!! KAWAII!!!
me wanty next chaptery!!!! please!!
thank ya!!



Title: Fun With Naruto Characters by CrimsonClover
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 33]
Summary: This is happens when I'm sick, on a bunch of medication and can't sleep. I lose my mind and drag the cast of Naruto down with me. Bwahahaha!


It's basicly a bunch of random crack that my over-active imagination comes up with.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Maito Gai, Haku, Hidan, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Kisame Hoshigaki, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuuga, Orochimaru, Rin, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Zabuza
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 17196 | Read count: 36818 [Report This]
Published: 01/02/07 | Updated: 11/03/07


Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 9: What The...?

LOL!!!!!....i really want to laugh my ass off but the people i the house right now will kill me if they heard so i'm trying to stifle it all in giggles.... i wanna read story too!!!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 15: Happy Birthday Sasuke! Cont.

WOW!!! LOL!!!! i want the bookif ssuke doesn't....



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 19: The Cook-Off

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! *crying and laughing her ass and eyes off*
and to celebrate....
Naruto: WAH!!!! get the fuck away from me sasuke!!!!
Sasuke: NEVER!!!!1
and this is what happens when you break sasuke's nose, and, operantly, his mind and mental case that tells him the difference between right and wrong.... to me this is right.*gets hit by sakura nd passes out*



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 12: Road Trip

*LAUGHS HER ASS OFF* d-d-did thi-this r-re-reall-lly he-happen-ned???



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 14: Happy Birthday Sasuke!

NARUTO as a present... and some chocolate, whip cream, ice cream, a dog leash.... i could go on...



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 16: The Hospital

LOL!!!! not a word more.....>o< >_< =p >=D ;l ...... hey, i said words!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 13: The Chase

........... *chirps* *chiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrpssssssss* *chirps* .....um, yea, those were crickets.... i just remembered the cricket club story in the middle of this.... this is hilarious....i dun wanna laugh or i'll lose my voice..... yea.... can't take it... *laughs*



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 17: The Hospital Cont.

LOL!!!*laughing to death* *whees* c-cant b-b-breath, UGGGGGHHHHHHHH



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 18: More Hospital Fun

LOL!!! I dunno either.... i'll luk it up on gugle... & yes.... im VERY tird of pressing sooo many freaking buttons & i dun care sin you hav a VERY funy story i lyk 2 rid



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 11: Operation!

LOL!!!! c-c-cant h-h-ho-ho--ld i-i-itd in!!! WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 10: The Surprise

*twitch* wow.... um.... how did naru-chan and sasu-kun look??



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 2: Playing With Dolls

HEHE!! COOL!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 8: I'm Sick, Damn It!

WOW!!!....yeah, i'm still doing the review every chapter thing... awwwww..... everyone cares for you!!!! KITTY!!! PENGUIN!!!! NEMO!!!!! CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!!!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 7: Yoda

LOL...



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 6: Funny Words

LOL!!!! DUTIES!!!! Oh... NA-chan's on this one!!!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 5: Car Ditching

I knew it!!!! Pixies sticks are awesome!!! So... if you took it... what did Lee eat???



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 4: Brownies!

LOL!!!! POOR BROWNIES!!!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 3: Karaoke

I bet Naruto sang damn good!!! Just to tell you, yes I WILL review every chapter... and that dont care if I annoy you... YAY!!



Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 19/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Baking Cookies

LOL!!!! I want cookie dough too! *pouts* oh, well!! I'll just go eat ramen with Naruto!!



Title: Flutes, Ramen, Pocky, Life by Hollow_Trinity
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Just a little profile of muhself. ^^ -nod nod-
Category: Fan Ninja Bingo Book, Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 473 | Read count: 1684 [Report This]
Published: 28/04/07 | Updated: 28/04/07


Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 10/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: My Profile

cool...me birthday is on feb 14...lol, wut year??? me on 96, lol...^^
YAAAAAY 4 YAOI!!!!!!!
WOOT!!!!



Title: Sasuke's Dungeon by Hope4love
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Just random SasuNaru smut
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2665 | Read count: 11858 [Report This]
Published: 10/05/07 | Updated: 10/05/07


Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 13/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

O///O wow....