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An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
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Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
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Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
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Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1575]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
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Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
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Penname: neverusesoap [Contact]
Real name: Anonymous /B/tard
Membership status: Member
Member since: 12/03/08
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Beta-reader: No
Okay, I guess now that never this account is back i don't need JadeFoxPartII.
It's broken anyway.

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Stories by neverusesoap [4]
Series by neverusesoap [0]
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Title: random things by dw431
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 22]
Summary: this is a story about me and some naruto guys
Category: Fan Ninja Bingo Book
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 | Completed: No | Word count: 7000 | Read count: 26631 [Report This]
Published: 30/03/07 | Updated: 20/05/07


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 16/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I didn't think it was possible to write 26 chapter and only use 7000 words.
You're eight, aren't you?



Title: Happy New Year by suzieuchiha
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 106]
Summary: In the aftermath of a Happy Halloween couples revel in each others company. But can it really last? [narusasunaru and other pairings] This is the sequel to Happy Halloween.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: Angst, General, Humor
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Happy Occasions
Chapters: 19 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 43638 | Read count: 19305 [Report This]
Published: 05/11/07 | Updated: 21/04/09


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 30/03/08 Title: Chapter 9: Preparations

this is sooooo fucking fantastic.
PLZ write more! you r b hellza g00d 4t d!z stUFF



Title: The Unexpected Gift by imadecookies
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Naruto and Hinata find out their pregnant at a very young age. Can their relationship survive her brutal clan as well as the hatred the village still holds on Naruto? After all their only seventeen!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 98956 | Read count: 15878 [Report This]
Published: 11/12/07 | Updated: 31/08/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 14/07/08 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

wow, this is a great story.
btw, i love your name. it is genius.



Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 24/03/08 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

awesome



Title: Mission of lust by sheechiibii
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 168]
Summary: When Naruto, Hinata, and Shino are sent on a simple mission; to deliver a newly improved weapon to Suna. What will happen when Naruto starts to see Hinata in a way he has never looked at anyone but Sakura, and can Hinata keep her cool on the first mission with Naruto since the time skip. And what will happen when they return to Konoha...will everything go smoothly or will their whole world be turned upside down?
Category: Het Romance > Fluff, Het Romance > Angst, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Gaara, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair NaruHina, Sakura Haruno, Shino Aburame
Genres: Angst, Drama, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 | Completed: No | Word count: 54005 | Read count: 41011 [Report This]
Published: 30/12/07 | Updated: 18/04/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 23/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: a simple mission

w00t



Title: what hurts the most. by AphoriditeRose
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary:
what hurts the most when Sasuke left.
song fic. Chapter one updated.

Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4270 | Read count: 4569 [Report This]
Published: 07/03/08 | Updated: 27/03/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 27/03/08 Title: Chapter 3: The massacre of Bandages and Re-living Memorys.

Hooray Angst!



Title: Sweet little Hinata by neverusesoap
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: This story takes place before shippuuden, just before Naruto returned to Konoha. Naruto never wrote to Hinata since the day he left with Jiraiya. They hooked up shortly before he left, Hinata felt like there was a giant hole in her heart, wondering if Naruto just used her for a one night stand and ditched her without caring. Kiba starts noticing how hot she is. FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS! W00t!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 5733 | Read count: 10526 [Report This]
Published: 12/03/08 | Updated: 21/06/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 13/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Lonley

I am actually pretty proud of what i made. I thought it was going to suck because i never wrote about romance before. I usually just write thrillers or horror stories, but i like this.



Title: For the Love of a Blonde by scarlett_fire
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 36]
Summary: Senoir year and Hinata is single and still crushing on Naruto but when Sukura dumps him she will finally get her chance to tell him how she feels. Or she could just faint again... who knows? (sucky summary but you get the idea right?)
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 14101 | Read count: 15529 [Report This]
Published: 21/03/08 | Updated: 20/01/10


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 23/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

cool.

Author's Response: thanks.



Title: Utter Shock by Miki Everless
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Kiba hears beautiful singing and decides to see who it is. He goes in a tree near the hotsprings and watches her every night. One night, she is caught, and reveals her alias form. You won't ever guess who it was 0-0
Category: MadFic > Parody, OC-centric
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, OC, Pair HinaShin, Pair OCKiba
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Drabble
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 3373 | Read count: 6153 [Report This]
Published: 20/04/08 | Updated: 23/08/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 18/09/08 Title: Chapter 4: Uh, hi again.

great ending :)

Author's Response: THANK YOU 0o0 *bursts into tears* I finally finished a fic!



Title: Wanna Kill You, Wanna Kick You, Wanna Kiss You by rin_
Rated: 12/12A Round robin Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Tsumiko and Kiba were childhood enemies, whose fighting did not cease when they were put on the same team.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: Pair OCKiba
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 5132 | Read count: 2709 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/08 | Updated: 21/06/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 22/06/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Earthquakes and Pancakes

wow... greatness.



Title: Narutard. Are you one? by Demonflare13
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Are you or your friend a narutard. Here are 10 qualities of some.
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: All
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3478 | Read count: 6086 [Report This]
Published: 25/06/08 | Updated: 13/09/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 25/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Narutards

11. If you read or write fan fics, you're a narutard.

Author's Response: LolXD I guess i forgot that one!



Title: Changes by Voodoo
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Naruto is turning over a new leaf and attending a new university. However, things don't go too well with his new roommate... How is Naruto going to survive the rest of the year? SasuNaru. NaruSasu. OU. America setting.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 8001 | Read count: 3949 [Report This]
Published: 07/07/08 | Updated: 08/07/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 14/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Arrivals

great



Title: Lies .xo.! by AikoMatsuo
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: a poem
Category: General Fiction > Poems
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 237 | Read count: 2288 [Report This]
Published: 17/07/08 | Updated: 25/07/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 06/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Poem

Wow, this is great.
Seriously, it fucking rocks.
Pardon my French.



Title: Wanting What You Get by vampirella
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary:
Wanting What You Get
"I know this is going to sound strange, but would you mind being my girlfriend for the next five minutes?”
Sakura answers Sasuke's question by putting her hand around his neck and pulling his face down to hers.
As the two make their journey throughout beautiful New York surrounded by the Evil Ex's, a beat up junker named Jessie, a jacket named Salvatore, a wise cab driver, and rockin jams to last eons, Sasuke and Sakura venture out in the awkward first date.

From Nick & Norah's Infinate Playlist. Good read ;3

Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 8641 | Read count: 7588 [Report This]
Published: 22/07/08 | Updated: 12/03/10


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 18/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Gettin' None

Haven't read Nick and Norah, but I'm gunna see the movie for sure.

Author's Response: so am i!!! yeay!!!!!\r\n\r\nl:~Ileana



Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 06/08/08 Title: Chapter 2: Candy Dip

you put death note characters in here. You're know my new favorite person ever because of that reason alone.

Author's Response: YESSSSSSSSS!! i was wondering when ppl were going to start noticing lol\r\n\r\nl:~Ileana



Title: Feels like Rain by Fruits_Punch_Samurai
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 51]
Summary: I’ll tell you a secret.
Since I was three I wanted to be a pirate.

Noa Morie is just one of those blocks that don't fit in any of the holes. Maybe that's why she can't get a date or her senseis think she's crazy. But Noa doesn't mind, she didn't want to be a ninja in the first place. It might not be so bad, if it means she gets to be with her friends and that one boy who makes her heart beat a little too fast.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 35362 | Read count: 12860 [Report This]
Published: 14/09/08 | Updated: 14/01/09



Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 03/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Hello my name is psycho Noa

I demand more. Now!

Author's Response: I\'m going to take that as you think this is a decent story?



Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 09/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Hello my name is psycho Noa

My demands have been met, I am satisfied.
But really, this story has the humor of a madfic, except unlike most madfics, this is actually pretty well wrote and entertaining. Keep it up!

Author's Response: -bows- you humble me :)



Title: Things Anime Characters Will Never Say! by Kamisori
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 26]
Summary: Just as the title implies! These are things that random anime characters from Naruto, Dragonballz, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inuyasha, would NEVER be caught dead saying! Well guess what? They were caught! Enjoy every minute of it. >:-]
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Dragon Ball, MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, MadFic > Other, Non-Naruto Fiction > Inuyasha, Non-Naruto Fiction > Yu Yu Hakusho
Characters: All
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 1418 | Read count: 10121 [Report This]
Published: 01/11/08 | Updated: 30/12/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed Liked
Date: 02/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Konoha's Most Wanted is Choji?

I couldn't stop laughing when i read "Ramen sucks"

Author's Response: lol people seemed to like that one. =D Thanks for the review!



Title: Hell At Sea by JadeFoxPartII
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: What's cooler then Pirates and Ninjas? Pirates, Ninjas and Vampires. Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Romance story about Naruto's sister, forced on an adventure with a Pirate-Ninja-Vampire. Tons of different animes mixed in as well. It's awesome. If you don't read it, a polar bear will die.
Think about the polar bears.
Category: OC-centric, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Fusion, Het Romance > Angst, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Pair OCKiba, Pair OCNaru, Pair OCNeji, Pair OCSasu
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Fantasy
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenges: A Piratey Challenge,
Challenge: A Piratey Challenge,
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3031 | Read count: 4152 [Report This]
Published: 30/11/08 | Updated: 30/11/08


Reviewer: neverusesoap Signed
Date: 01/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Lonely People

Okay, So this JadeFox is dead, but i got this one working again. So yay! I'm a move this story.