Real name: Wendy (i know, it is stupid...)
Membership status: Member
Member since: 21/12/07
Website: http://awesomenarutoforum.bigforumpro.com
Beta-reader: Yes
HIYA PPLZ! (this is the second time i have updated my bio, so don't freak out if you find changes cuz freaking out is usually my job.)
i don't really know what 2 say... so here is a list about myself
gender: female (that is a big word for girl you narutards...)
weight: do u want me to kill you?
DOB: april 6
date of death: i don know that, but if u know will you plz tell me!
i am: very random, a hopeless romantic, lover of monkeys!
likes: i like tragic and romantic fanfiction, but can't write it! so i posted a challenge!
i luv hidan and shino... and Deidara.
hates: yaoi and yuri. no offense to any body, but i hate it...
pplz who sit on steve the monkey...
the moral of any story i ever posted...:
luv the muffin, care for the muffin, eat the muffin, make more muffins... repeat.
pets: 3 dogs! a black lab named Rosie, a black chihuahua named Cricket, and a brown and whit chihuahua named lucky
BUH-BYEZ!
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98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.
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[Reviews - 12]Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Fun with Akatsuki
Challenge: Fun with Akatsuki
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2733 | Read count: 9058 [Report This]
Published: 14/01/07 | Updated: 09/04/07
Date: 21/01/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
YAY! EVIL MUFFIN! is it blueberry?
Lets all sing the bolonie song!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
you get a slice of bread,
then you get the cheese,
then you get the bolonie and another slice of bread!
and then...~
its bolonie sadwiches all around~round~round, bolonie sandwiches all around!
END SONG
I came up with it all by myself! YAY!~
Rated: U
[Reviews - 71]READ FIRST CHAP TO KNOW MORE!!! Or you could just read this to see some random couples because NO COUPLE IS TO RANDOM just send in your requests XD!!!!
Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Fantasy, General, Graphic lemon, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Poetry, Romance, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy, WAFF
Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 | Completed: No | Word count: 20673 | Read count: 135213 [Report This]
Published: 03/09/07 | Updated: 12/02/08
Date: 21/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Information you need to read!
Stay away from my Shino-kun!
HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR......
Sorry... I'm just a little over protective 0.0; but if you say you love him again, I will cry uncontrollably, and be forced into a life of narutarded depression. 8(
Anyway, can you do a shinoXhinata story?
Author's Response: *huggles Shino* HES MINE!!! XP sure i can do that sotry for you i just got my computer back so im trying to catch up with all the request ^_^;;;
Rated: U
[Reviews - 25]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Deidara
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 2393 | Read count: 7965 [Report This]
Published: 18/09/07 | Updated: 28/12/07
Date: 30/12/07 Title: Chapter 5: WTF?!
This is soooo funny! ( I completely agree that Itachi is gay and will never say otherwise, and if Itachi has anything to say about it, he cantry to prove that he is not gay)
I think Shino should be the guest on the next chapter to discuss how he started his career in delivering donuts.
and can you give shino my message below?
*Shino! I love you soooo much! I am your #1 fangirl! How cum you were sunglasses? I love you! bye-bye!*
Date: 02/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome!
ahhhh...no more chapters... TT.TT
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 75]^-^
(Nin Truth or Dare is not held responsible for any fights, migrains or pregnancies that may be produced by reading it. Thank you and have a nice day)
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows, MadFic > Other
Characters: All
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: No | Word count: 13651 | Read count: 31988 [Report This]
Published: 21/11/07 | Updated: 19/07/08
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 14: Hey It's New Years Eve!
how dare you bug spray my Shino-kun!
Author's Response: Noleta: Sorry, it was dare and if someone dares it we do it.... Kierra: Don\'t blame us for the dreams of other people, we\'re just here to make them reality. Shino: I have a fan girl! Noleta: Whoop dee doo for you...
Rated: U
[Reviews - 2]They didn't think it would happen they thought it would be a simple misson.
Category: Orphan
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 685 | Read count: 1322 [Report This]
Published: 26/12/07 | Updated: 26/12/07
Date: 11/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
'I'm going to update by march or earlier'
ring a bell?
its april -_-
Author's Response: yeah yeah well ive kinda been wrapped in my studies and im working on my math grade so i dont know i could just pass the idea for some one else to write
Date: 13/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
poor patsuki dont get no reviews TT^TT
poopy on those pplz who dont give you reviews!
i wanna see the next chapter!
you think Tsunade is beutiful?!?!? u iz crazy man!
Author's Response: aww come on she totally stacked any ways the reason i dont update is because im a lazy ass also my parents kicked me off their computer and mine dosent have word ,but dont worry i promise to have it up by march if not earlier
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 15]Category: OC-centric, Fan Ninja Bingo Book
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1637 | Read count: 5606 [Report This]
Published: 17/01/08 | Updated: 03/02/08
Date: 27/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome to the Daily Report!
just wanted to let you know that i put you back in my radomness fic!
Date: 13/02/08 Title: Chapter 3: Special News Report
yes, i bow down to your superior awesomeness! your room is sooo dark! i could barely see anything! but thatz ok!
ur a great drawer! i am just learning how to draw manga myself, and i suck horribley!
i luv that song!!!!!
Steve shalt bow down 2 u beside me! muahahahahahaha! fear me evil muffins! for i am ur only master!
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 11]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Sasori, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: None
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 2696 | Read count: 6947 [Report This]
Published: 27/01/08 | Updated: 25/03/08
Date: 30/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: A/N
12 pages? O.O I didn't know such a thing existed... o_O
Author's Response: I write LONG oneshots...
Date: 17/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: A/N
HI FROSTY! i gotz a request!
can you write a DeidaraXOC thing with a tragic ending? like they die together? i am a sucker for tragic romance!
Author's Response: Sure thing, Shadow! I\'d love to! Does it have to be death, or can I surprize you?
Date: 17/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: A/N
i will e-mail you with the details of my OC!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: 29/03/08 Title: Chapter 4: No breakfast 4 joo!
I like this one! Its really funny! The really funny part is that it could actually happen!
Don't worry about my fic, take your time. I'm being lazy lately too.
Author's Response: Thanks! I wrote it. Then I decided that I didn\'t like the endign and cut out the last twelve pages. Now I have to do the last half over again...
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 15]P.S. Give naruChick_07 some credit too. She and I think these up together!
Category: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows
Characters: All
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 3783 | Read count: 9027 [Report This]
Published: 15/02/08 | Updated: 18/06/08
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: RNT episode 1: Team 7
i don't care if you gotz those guyzez, as long as i have hidan i am ok! HE ISH MINE I TELL YOU, MINE!
anywhos, update soon!
ps- steve the monkey likes the show!
Author's Response: you can have Hidan, and tell Steve that I said thanks!
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 6]from happiness to heartbreak to killing intent this is a good way to release stress
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 1012 | Read count: 7754 [Report This]
Published: 15/02/08 | Updated: 07/03/08
Date: 11/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Rules
havn't heard from you in a while...
sooooooooo........ HI!
Date: 17/02/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2 heartbreak
wow, did you get dumped by a girl or something?
i agree, writing fanfiction is a good way to vent.
i write fanfiction to vent hyperness and you write it to vent anger and heartbreak!
Author's Response: thanks and no i just hate v-day
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 96]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Sai, Asuma Sarutobi, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka, Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: General
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 41 | Completed: No | Word count: 10624 | Read count: 62267 [Report This]
Published: 16/02/08 | Updated: 05/04/08
Date: 05/03/08 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
YAY! HE IS DEAD! AND STAY DEAD! (unlike the un-dieing sakura that dies one episode and comes back another...)
can u ask hidan what we are going to name our child?
Date: 17/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Welcome
HI!
can i write a letter to sumbody? cuz i am anyway!
dear hidan,
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! I LOCKED JASHIN IN MY CLOSET SO THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT OUR LOVE!
will you be my boy friend? YOU BETTER ANSWER THAT ONE RIGHT! IF YOU DONT, I WILL SICK MY MONKEY NAMED STEVE ON YOU!
Love, shadowdragon
dear Deidara,
if hidan says no and gets mauled by a monkey will you be my boyfriend? SAY YES OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE!
Author's Response: lol i love u sometimes. hey if u ever want to be a host with me let me know
Date: 28/02/08 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31 I want babbies
omg... does that mean both you and frosty are pregnant now?
can all of us get married together? i don't see how if frosty wants hidan to marry her and gaara if hidan is in the wedding...can he marry himself? idk. just keep orochimaru away from the wedding!
Author's Response: i guess so..... that\'d be a great idea. uh..... couldn\'t tsunade marry us all? orochimaru should stay away if not we could always stick ibiki on him......
Date: 13/03/08 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39 Kurenai Comes
yay! i feel luved!
btw, what did naruto and sasuke name their baby?
wow, applesauce is trying to take over the wurld too? i thought it was just the muffins and bunnies...
hidan- make me pie and take me to get an ultrasound! i luvz you!
jashin- (in the closet) you suck and will never get out of my closet. now wallow in your self pitty! do u like muffinz? blueberry, banana nut, or chocolate chip?
Date: 27/02/08 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 People getting proposed to and the bestman is announced
yes hidan, i will marry you! *giggle*
deidara! how could you be so heartless?!?!?!?!?! hida can feel free to sacrfice you now! hmph...
i can't wait until the wedding! why would you let kakashi walk you down the aisle? you used to hate him because he was going to steal iruka and now this... oh well, i'm happily engaged and so is frosty so why should i care?
Author's Response: because woman unless u want a green spandex wearing gay man walking me down then aisle then it\'s kakashi. besides me and kakashi have come to an understanding. he joined my club and he\'s in love with itachi
Date: 27/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Welcome
OMG! i would love to be your brides maid! can my dress be purple?
maybey this wedding will give deidara and hidan to GET A MOVE ON and ask me already! (my birth stone is a diamond for anyone asking...and they better know who is asking!)
i think you should let patsuki be your best man... he is a loyal reviewer too and a friend of mine so...
don't forget to get naruto and itachi maternaty dresses!
Author's Response: the bestman is patsuki if he wants to be it
Date: 23/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Welcome
i have pplz fighting over me! YAYZ!
if Dei-kun blows anyhing up, i will buy you a mansion of your own...and since i am sure he has blowed something up...*gives you HUGE sack of money*
yes, i did have to slap shino. he left me for Ava Woods...TT.TT
YOU ARE AWESOME!
To Obi/Tobi: i give you 5 boxes of chocolate chip cookies, and 10 cases of caffinated soda.
Hidan: DO NOT SACRIFICE DEIDEI TO JASHIN!
Deidei: DO NOT BLOW HIDAN UP!
OMG, i feel like the mother of you teo sometimes TT.TT i don't wanna be a mother of my boyfriends... i cry now..buh byz!
Date: 06/03/08 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38 Hidan and shadow's child's name
i wonder if you can buy shock collers for pplz who cuss a lot..
Author's Response: lmao i\'m sure u could\r\n
Date: 19/02/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Sakura comes
I WILL MISS YOU!!!!!
Author's Response: I will miss u too. i\'ll have come back later on though.