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Title: Naruto's talk show: Behind the scenes by RamenFox
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 129]
Summary: “Uzumaki Naruto is in the house!”

“Uchiha Sasuke’s here too.”

“And Haruno Sakura!”

“WELCOME TO BEHIND THE SCENES OF NARUTO’S TALK SHOW!!!” Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura shouted.

Category: General Fiction, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 23023 | Read count: 4047 [Report This]
Published: 02/07/07 | Updated: 02/09/07


Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 23/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

hey i have a favor to ask.since you're good with fictional characters and what not,i need you to tell me what this thing is in my story.go to 'my upcoming stories' and go to chapter 10....and knowing you,you might think that thing is cute...maybe but i don't know..
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-- RamenFox : Okay sure! I wouldn\'t say I am good with fictional characters but i\'ll look anyway. ^_^ Let\'s see...



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 22/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

it makes me feel bad when people try to prove a point by saying 'neh' or 'nyah' i'vr brn like that since last year.i need to shake that habit off..oh and add this to my letter to iruka:

P.S,ask sasuke if he got his hair style from bird monthly.
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-- RamenFox : Eh, okay. LOL Bird\'s monthly. xD



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 22/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

you didn't have to be mean..*sobs and sits in corner*
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-- RamenFox : Hey, you just acted like Sasuke! Only in Emo mode. ^_^ How was I mean? With the Oohhh duh! and I smacked myself or the other respond I made?



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 22/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

the 0's are his eyes and the ^'s are the points in his hair
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-- RamenFox : Ooohhhh....duh! *smacks self*



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 22/07/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Kakashi

you're a real perv for a girl meg.but anyway,will something bad happen to naru? like he gets kidnapped or something?

dear iruka,
did that scar on your nose get there when you got rape by kakashi?
-rasengan_welch~or ras
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-- RamenFox : LOL OMG That question is so funny! xDDD How am I a perv? *shifty eyes* I have no idea what you mean by that. xD Doesn\'t anyone read what i\'m saying. Your not supposed to say anything about what you think is going to happen. I\'m not telling you anything. So neh! ^_^



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 23/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

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i don't think it worked
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-- RamenFox : It worked. YAY NEJI! LOL



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 23/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

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yeah it works..
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-- RamenFox : It\'s kind of small. I can\'t see it...oh wait! I see Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura!



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 23/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us haha,i just couldn't resist.sorry,here's the other pics for real.
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-- RamenFox : *Twitches* AHHHHHHHHH!!!! >_< SCARY FREAKY DOG THING!!!



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 22/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

HA! gaara face! (o)_(o)
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-- RamenFox : OMG Your right! xDDD (o)_(o) Gaara face! LOL Poor Sasuke, he still doesn\'t have one.



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 23/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

so you don't know what that thing is? well if you don't then theres some other pictures i want to show you,i'll post them in other reviews..
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-- RamenFox : It\'s probably a dog. >_> A very weird dog...



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Sasuke

and that was the last time anyone ever saw naruto...besides for an upcoming chapter.

dear sakura,
what would you do if you ever found out that ino was actually a boy?
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-- RamenFox : O_o...whats with the changing gender thing? lol



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 07/09/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Naruto, Sasuke, and....'It'...

tch.. 'normal?' ha..

but overall,i enjoyed this chapter.100/10 and yes,i'll continue reading your stories with all support.and since you did good,your reward is another picture of pandaikon:

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us *ahem* so uh,yeah,hail pandas... you'll never know,he might be trying to call YOU...

Author's Response: YAY! Panda! lol Too bad, i don\'t have a cell phone.



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 02/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

okay..i'm in.i'll send in mail.....even though i have this strange feeling that some troublesome females are filling the reviews section and when does the mail get posted? i need answers about this whole thing!so anyway,heres my mail:

Dear naruto
why don't you just have sasuke rape sakura?
--rasengan_welch
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-- RamenFox : OMG! *stabs you repeatedly* NO WAY!!! Haven\'t you been reading Naruto\'s talk show. Sakura likey Ino. Sasuke likey Naruto. Ino likey Sakura. And Naruto likey Sasuke. (It\'s just he hates it when he\'s always getting raped by him...he still loves him though) ^_^



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

okay then,heres a different question.

dear naruto,
since you're the uke,did you ever have to defend sasuke before?
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-- RamenFox : Defend? I don\'t understand. Sorry I\'m being annoying. n_n;



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

what i meant was,have naruto transform a knocked out sakura into a form of himself..leave her in sasuke's house.....and when sasuke's in the mood,he'll rape the naruto/sakura...and when the transformation ends...well...you'll figure something out
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-- RamenFox : Honestly I don\'t like that either. And wouldn\'t Sakura be too smart to fall for that? And really, Naruto wouldn\'t have thought of that himself, Shika probably could tell him but then again it would be too troublesome. Also I would NEVER have Sasuke even look at her...or the transformed her like that
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-- RamenFox : ALSO Sasuke would have figured it out that it wasn\'t the real Naruto, then he might have accidently kill Sakura, then Ino will Sasuke for revenge then Naruto will kill Ino for revenge...even though it was his fault in the first place. I get what you\'re saying and all and I\'m sure Naruto would have a pretty good explanation for it. ^_^



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

i mean defend him from other gay dudes....or fangirls...yeah
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-- RamenFox : Okay i get it! ^_^ heh heh...gay dudes...lol



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 07/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Naruto

okay then...

yo sasuke,
if you were a girl,would you rape either ino or sakura?
--rasengan_welch
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-- RamenFox : I can already hear his answer. lol



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Sasuke

hey why are you mostly into funny things? you should open your mind up a bit more,you know,read other kinds of fics.like mine for instance.(excluding the one i wrote about the akatsuki) if you read one of my other fics,you'll see what great of a writer i am....but sorry,no yaoi though(i hate yaoi) no offense
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-- RamenFox : I started to write a horror, romantic fic. It has Yaoi in it. I will be posting it up after I finish all my other fics. And if you hate Yaoi why do you read Naruto\'s talk show? ^_^ Thanks for reading anyway.



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Sakura

nice chapter! who's next after kakashi?

dear kakashi,
i don't know why i think this but you and iruka are kind of a good couple....even though i hate yaoi.and control you're "dolphin-chan" when i say this.....*ahem* ANKO IS WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN IRUKA!! okay.....i'm done
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-- RamenFox : Yay! xD Iruka-chan will be mad when he reads this.



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 06/08/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Iruka

iruka has a face too. ^--_--^ but anyway.

dear sasuke,
do you ever believe you have fully turned into a bird when you go curse seal level 2? since you get wings and all.. and a mark on your face that kinds looks like a beak.
-rasengan_welch
P.S i heard that kisame gave itachi diabetes so now he's laying in the hospital.now's you're chance to kill him... poor weasel...

P.S.S
hi naruto and ino!
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-- RamenFox : How does that have anything to do with whats happening to Sasuke and Naruto?...-__- I always thought Sasuke was a bat. ^_^; he looks like one. LOL He\'s a Vampire...



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed
Date: 14/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

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-- RamenFox : LOL BURN! I saw that episode of Shippuden. xD I didn\'t know Gai\'s face can bend that way. lol



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 16/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
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-- RamenFox : OMG! That is like, SO CUTE! Where is that from!?



Title: The Kazakage's Questioning. by lovefantasystuff
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 16]
Summary: An old friend becomes a new team member.
A mission with romance and forbidden love.
Can love really conquer all???

find out in a fast paced action/romance. This story used to be called 'Mission Into Life'
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 14646 | Read count: 8857 [Report This]
Published: 12/07/07 | Updated: 22/01/08


Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 03/08/07 Title: The Kazakage's Questioning.

i'm not really a yaoi fan.but thanks to lola,i'm starting to get into it.
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-- lovefantasystuff : shes ace yer nd yer shes me best friend lol thanks for reading i have an ace chapter thats coming soon if i can be bothered to write lol i like ur stuff to tis ace thx again



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 03/08/07 Title: Chapter 2: Deep Thought And Discovery

good chapter,though it felt a little rushed.but i'm not complaining
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-- lovefantasystuff : i didn\'t really know how to right this chapter lol thx though



Reviewer: rasengan_welch Signed Liked
Date: 03/08/07 Title: Chapter 3: The Illusion

the little emo is getting jungle fever.but judging from their location,'forest fever'
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-- lovefantasystuff : lol just a bit hehe*giggles* where are you??? country please! what time is it?? time please! coz we\'re in england and its half past midnight lol