Real name: Jess
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ON HIATUS
Name: Jess
Age: 21
Favorite Naruto Character(s): Sai, Kiba, Asuma, Konohamaru
Rated: U [Reviews - 45]
~You Know You Want To Find Out~
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 1208 | Read count: 6480 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 19/03/07
Date: 19/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: Stage Four
5 out of 10. Yup. If I could remember some of the things Kendra, Tracie and I have done/ said, I'd tell you. But I can't remember.
The only thing I remember at the moment is those two yelling at me for making predictions for the future manga chapters. Mainly cause I have a tendancy to be right 97% of the time. *sweatdrop* I ruined Harry Potter for the both of them with my "Snape is the 'Half-blood Prince' and kills Dumbledore" prediction.
Author's Response: Haha I do that alot to, me and my friend Kev did that in the movies when we saw Grudge 2 ..our friends were either screaming in firght or telling us to shut up xD I have more I just have to remember them too xD
Rated: U [Reviews - 153]
~Now Taking Requests on Fandoms~
~Author May Disappear at Times for She is Either on the Run or Has Been Hospitalized~
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Challenge: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Series: None
Chapters: 25 | Completed: No | Word count: 5952 | Read count: 33893 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 09/05/07
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 14: Kyuubi Fandom
I... Shall not say anything about how I agree with Oni on these.
Doom: You just did.
Me: D'oh!
Author's Response: Hahah seeee Shukaku is teh best!
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 13: Sai Fandom
*twitch* I... Shouldn't... *twitch* Have... Read... This... One...
*calmly walks away, still twitching*
Sai: WHAT? You're not going to kill her for making fun of me?
Me: *twitch* .... *slowly turns around and smirks* ... Oh, I'll get her. Don't worry... I'm still writing a fic with her in it. Remember? *giggles evily*
Doom: I don't know why you're so mad, you've said most of that. Plus more. Like saying that he and Ino shop at the same store...
Sai: WHAT? *chases after Doom*
Author's Response: ....*cowers* I spoke to soon last post....T_T *cries* eee eee eee uhh uhh You wouldn\'t really kill me would you? would you? *cries* I\'m sorry! I had to!
Date: 27/04/07 Title: Chapter 24: Kankurou Fandom
Oni... I'm a proud Kankurou supporter. Not really fan, not really a hater... I'm in the middle and I've said all of these... And I've beaten people with their own shoes and books for saying this stuff in front of me... Does that make me a fan-girl? Cause if it does... Sai's gonna be jealous.
Author's Response: *giggles* Beating people with shoes eh? Thats a new one...heh I\'ll have to try that *giggles* oo Sai\'s gonna be pissed at joo
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 12: Kiba Fandom
Aww. Poor Kiba-kun. *snuggles*
Kiba: Get the F off of me! You've said all of that stuff that Oni listed!
Me: I only said it because I love joo!
Sai: *glares*
Author's Response: hahah Jess pissing off two shinobi at once isnt always a smart thing...
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 11: Sakura Fandom
LMAO ... *hits head on the wall* Omg, I think the angry mob is gonna get joo Oni. *giggles at Naru and Lee, aka the angry mob*
Author's Response: psht Im not afraid of them losers *glares at Green and Orange ppl* Teh more losery than Pinky
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 16: Kakashi Fandom
LMAO... If I didn't fear for my life, I'd actually try these ones out. *looks at Kendra* Heh. But I'm not THAT stupid.
*whisperes something about Kakashi sticking a fork in a light socket and that's why he can do Chidori and why his hair is all messed up*
Author's Response: xD omg I never thought of that one xD haha nice ^_^
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 15: Hinata Fandom
*giggles evily*
Ooohh Tyyyyyy! Bwahahahahaha! Oh, he's gonna hear some of this stuff later on... *rubs hands together*
Oh and I've done the last one. *giggles* Twice.
Nice job Oni. ^^
Author's Response: *giggles* Just dont tell him I gave you the ideas..kthx ^_^haha so have I the last one is quite fun *nods* Glad you likey ^_^
Date: 19/03/07 Title: Chapter 19: Tobi Fandom
Whoot! Someone else who actually likes Tobi. Yay! ^^
Though... He does get on my nerves a bit. *twitch* But he's Obito and you can't get mad at the bestest Uch-- *stops self from finnishing comment before the rabid Sasuke and Itachi fans attack*
*cough* Ehrm, yeah. I agree with everything you said Oni. ^^ And I shall be part of the angry mob, for I have sporks and know how to use them. *nods*
Author's Response: Fear the spork wielder *bows* Obito ish awsome but I think Ita beats him Kimi- How could you say that *twitch* Oni- *slaps* damn OC takin my comp...
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And then there is Kimi Akamari, a kunoichi of Sand who became all of that and more.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 11295 | Read count: 7062 [Report This]
Published: 31/01/07 | Updated: 08/05/07
Date: 28/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: Family & Friends
*bounces* I can't think of anything to say, cause I like this story. So... I'm just gonna keep bouncing around. ^^
Author's Response: Haha bouncing is good ^_^ *huggles* Glad you liked ^_^
Rated: [Reviews - 3]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 9273 | Read count: 4130 [Report This]
Published: 01/02/07 | Updated: 23/08/07
Date: 24/08/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Children of War
Oh jeez. I litterally jumped around and squeed when I saw you up-dated. I feel like a fool, but a happy fool because I love this story.
There's really nothing I can say about this chapter because... Words cannot describe what I think. (which is a good thing ^^)
Rated: [Reviews - 33]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 17620 | Read count: 7403 [Report This]
Published: 03/02/07 | Updated: 17/04/07
Date: 23/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
O.O I freaking love you! *tackle glomps* I love this sotry, I love you, I love Sai. Love!Love!Love! Funny thing is... I actually put that song on and read it again. Made it like 50 billion times better. ^^ And you had better hurry with the next chapter, I might start going through withdrawls soon. *wiggles around cause she thinks something bad is gonna happen to Sai* Pwease hurry with the next chapter. *cute smile* ^^
Date: 17/04/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
This is my impression of what it was like in my apartment while reading this...
Me: .... *reading* .... OMG!!! *clapps happily* I fucking love Sai! Even though he's gay in this story, I just fucking love him!!! *continues to read* .... LMFAO!!! OMFG!!!
B (my roomie, I shall call him "B" for bastard): Jess, wtf are you laughing about?
Me: Oh nothing... *snickers and continues reading* ..... O.O .... *claps, laughs and bangs head against the wall*
B: JESS! It's Almost one in the fucking morning! Go to sleep!
Me: Okay! I'll get right on that! *flipps him off through closed door and finnishes the chaper, silent snickering* .... Sasori? WTF???
B: JESSICA!!!
Needless to say... I fucking love this story and I fucking love you two!!! Hope the next chapter comes out soon. ^^
Date: 11/04/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
OMFG!!! I missed this story... *sniffles* I'm so happy that you up-dated!
Okay... I LOVE THIS DAMN STORY!!! And I loved this chapter. Sasuke is so damn evil... No wait... A peverted evil bastard and that's a good thing. ^^
Rated: [Reviews - 51]
Oni_Chan & AllieChan as Sasuke & Naruto
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Vampires of the Deadliest Kind
Challenge: Vampires of the Deadliest Kind
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 13286 | Read count: 10099 [Report This]
Published: 17/02/07 | Updated: 09/04/07
Date: 23/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: The Sire
*gasp* OMGILOVEITOMGVAMPIRESYAY! Yeah... This whole story made me happy. ^^ I'm ashamed at myself for not reading it sooner. Anyway, hope the next chap comes out soon!
Author's Response: Haha glad you like it Jess xD
I dunno when I will get to it...Alex will force me to write it but -ish nervous-
Date: 28/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: Cleaning...?
Oooh... Sasuke's gonna get it now. And probably in more way's then one. *snickers* Oh jeez. I feel like such an evil pervert now.
Anyway, I still LOVE this story and hope the next chapter comes out soon.
Author's Response: xD You feel like teh evil perv? Me and Alex are righting this stuff ok! xD
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Lesson
Uh... I... Uh... I freaking love this story. Naru was being so cute at the end. ^^
*bounces* Next chappie soon?
Author's Response: *huggles Jess* ehe ^_^ Glad you like and yesh teh fluff was there....anyone know why the fluff was there?
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 7: New Rule
lmao... Okay that last line. Genius my friend. Pure genius.
*squees* I love this story and for some odd reason made me feel tons better. Weird... Anyway, hope it continues soon!!! ^^
Author's Response: *giggles* Well Im glad you find this all funny, dun worry I do too ^_^ Yes my revolving theme with Sasuke is that life sucks and I make sure EVERYONE knows it
Rated: [Reviews - 42]
Category: General Fiction
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3770 | Read count: 9912 [Report This]
Published: 22/02/07 | Updated: 09/03/07
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
LMAO. This was great! ^^
*bounces*
And I kinda agree, it is kinda like Degrassi in an odd kinda way. o.O
Oooooo... You're really gonna add an OC of mine? *squees* ^^
I chooooooose... Hitomi. *huggles her OC* Her info is in my bingo book, if you need to know anything about her. *hugs Neko*
Thanks soooo much and hurry with the next chapter, cause this is just too funny!
Author's Response: okie dokie ^^
Date: 28/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
lmao
Neko, you're insane and I love it! Dancing with a goldfish? Nice. Kinda makes me sad that I'm not there... Oh well.
Hurry with the next chapter. ^^
Author's Response: OOO I WOULD LOOOVE TO PUT U IN ^^ tell me ur OC and i SO would put u in ^^.
Date: 22/02/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
lmao. omg. This was funny. Nice job there kiddo. ^^ Kankurou got pwned by Rachael. *giggles*
Author's Response: XD i know! I laughed alot reading that aloud to my friends. XD we were cracking up!
Date: 23/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
lmao. Oni, with a walkie-talkie, hiding in the bushes... Why does this not surprise me? *giggles* Don't worry Oni, I've done that before, so I'm not laughing at you. ^^
Hurry with the next chapter, cause this is just tooo funny!
Author's Response: thanksh! I wanna read more of your fic too so hurry and update ^^
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Bwahahaha! Nice job Gaara. *pats Gaara and gives him a cookie*
I think some one need to neuter Neji. o.O
LMAO. War gear? That is so something Hitomi would suggest. *giggles* This is sooooo great! ^^
*bounces* Go take a nap and then when you get up, write more. Okies?
Rated: [Reviews - 17]
Category: Het Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2691 | Read count: 5017 [Report This]
Published: 22/02/07 | Updated: 05/03/07
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Gathering of Stalkers
I wanna say some thing about my reaction or how I feel baout this chapter but... I just keep giggling and bouncing around. *giggles and bounces* This is gonna be very interesting, indeed.
*tackle glomps*
Author's Response: haha thats the best responce! *huggles* Yeah this is gonna be fun ^_^ Next chap may be a filler kind cause its the only way I can bring in something for one of my good TONFA friends..its a surprise though so SSHHH
Date: 22/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Attention All Stalkers
OMG! LMAO! This is fantastic Oni! *tackle glopms* Them boys have no idea what they're in for now. *laughs evily*
Oh, silly little Sakura and Ino. *more evil laughter*
Author's Response: haha yeah they will regret it ^_^ and Ino and Sakura have just opened doors to a whole new level of fan girly hell