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Title: Stay Alive by CrimsonClover
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 79]
Summary: When a group of friends get their hands on a beta copy of a video game, they soon realize that the only thing they'll lose by playing it is their lives. Because if you die in the game, you die for real.

Based on the movie, Stay Alive.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Fusion
Characters: Gaara, Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Sai, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Temari
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Horror Movies
Challenge: Horror Movies
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 20144 | Read count: 4155 [Report This]
Published: 01/03/07 | Updated: 14/03/07


Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: Cause and Consequence

NO NO NO NO NO NO NON NO *falls down crying* How could you?! I was gonna be all pissed about shika but now he could die and die again! *shakes* That is it...Im never going near garden tools ever!! *runs and hides under couch* Damn it Jess! You haad to make me the first of us gone eh?! *points at Gaara* You arent moving! *points to Soso* Your getting every sharp object out of the house for I am not leaving!

*shakes* and you know what? Tonight is my friggen game night too!

Author's Response: Awwww... *hugs* I\'m sorry!



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Bad Feelings Surface

omg ..... when they find Shino's body it will start getting creepier and Sasukes... *gah* I love this its just so intense!

Author's Response: Oh, you\'re just gonna love the next chapter then... New twists come into play. *evil giggle*



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 12/03/07 Title: Chapter 12: Culling the Herd

O.O Omg Omg Omg Omg! You killed Sai and Soso and Mayu! Omg OMG! I never thougth Sai would die! Or SOSO! ..kinda thought Mayu would but that bitchy Countess! *stabs*

Author's Response: Calm down Oni. Jeez. Breathe... o.O How could you have not seen those two getting killed? There\'s no way that I can go against the rules and have more than three survivors. Three is the mix limit... Unless children are involved, then it can be more... But yeah... I\'m gonna stop before I start going into my horror movie rules.



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Prelude To Chaos

Awww *huggle/clings to Gaara* Naruto is a teme and Sasuke better teach him a lesson!
Aww...this means my partner in crime is gone? *sniffles*
*gasp* Did Aisu know Hinata was with Tem?
Write more *begs*

Author's Response: *giggles* Yeah, Naru is a bit and he get\'s worse in the next chapter. And... Yeah, I won\'t say what kind of \"lesson\" Naruto is getting from Sasuke. You\'ll find out later on. Partner in crime? Who\'s that? And no, Aisu didn\'t know about Temari. Haha, take that Ty! She was cheating on you with Temari! Ha! I win! *dances*



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 13/03/07 Title: Chapter 13: Game Over

OMG Noooo Damn it Ty You were a bit slow there!! *grabs Gaara* T_T *cries* Gaaraa! NOoo *huggles* Even though I knew he was going to die that was just mean! Damn Countess and her being a friggen tresspasser
Soso lives...and then dies...thats mean...for a second I thought it would be a psycho zombie Soso hehe

Author's Response: *dances* I love being ebil! And I never thought of making her a zombie... Hn... NO! That would be a different story... OMG. New story idea!



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...

My partner in crime ish Temari, in the preschool fic and here we was the sarcastic ones..*sniffles* and now she beh dead
Hehe you're just gonna keep getting back at Ty aren't you? Poor guy, you killed his girl even after you made her a lil slut
....Rachael...you seem happy to be killing Mayu...now if I had asked how Mayu was gonna die...you would have hit me upside my head with a like a bazooka...

Author's Response: Ah... I\'m sorry. *pats* you\'ll get a new partner in crime though. ^^ And I\'m done getting back at Ty... For the moment. ^^



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...

hehehe Percy is fun and just one letter away from Pervy xD
woh you mean my analetical thinking paid off? haha nice

Author's Response: *twitch* Percy is evil. EVIL I TELL YOU! *twitch* Percy: *glomps Oni* See? Someone aside from Seb thinks I\'m fun! Now you have to let me out more often! Me: Oh no I don\'t. I\'m locking you back up with my inner fan-girl. Sybil: Uh yeah... You can\'t do that. We let her out. I blame Schmee. ^^ Me: *has a heart-attack*



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...

Jess I love horror flics as much as the next person...but when you are reading a story about a death, and the character is basically a reprentensation of yourself from looks to personality..it gets a little freaky...

Author's Response: True...

Author's Response: Oh and if you\'d get on a messenger, I\'ll let you in on a little secret that even Ty doesn\'t know about.



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 9: Investigation

T_T I never want to see this movie and for the love of god I am not playing games with actual people until further notice T_T I was like so freaked by playing my PS2 just before readign this that I only let myself play Okami cause the character is a wolf....
Oh dear god the mansion....I have a bad feeling about what...or who they may find in it...

Author's Response: Oni, I swear... The movie is not scary at all. Infact, half of the things that I\'ve written aren\'t in the movie. And the story isn\'t THAT scary... Or maybe it\'s just the fact all I watch are horror movie so it just doesn\'t effect me... Hn. Anywho... The mansion... Heh. You don\'t even want to know what I have planned for that.



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...

OMG! You killed Shino and Tem and Hinata in ONE shot! holy shit!
...was that payback at Ty?
*huggles* Nicely written my friend I was guessing it would be Shino with the charrie having sunglasses ^_^ Write more!

Author's Response: *giggles* Yes, it was my small form of pay back. The other deaths are going to be more spread out... Maybe. And thank you soooo much! *hugs* It took neraly two days to write because I kept forgetting things and changing my mind (mostly on who was doing it up-staris). The next chapter\'s almost done. So it\'ll be up either before I have to go hang out with the family today or after that stuff is over. *doesn\'t want to go*



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 14/03/07 Title: Chapter 14: Life Goes On

*huggles Jess* That was the best ending I could have hoped for! *squees* Im like in a super happy mood now from reading this!
Gaara lives! *tackle glomps* My Panda! Aisoku *huggles* When I was reading the 'We're working on that' I giggled and then I gasped-squeeed ^_^ I was so happy Gaara and Soso and Gaara lived ^_^
Kiba's grave quote is very true *nods* I loved this story Jess cant say it enough

Author's Response: *turns to Gaara* There\'s two of you? Sweet! *giggles* Glad I made you happy Oni! ^^



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: New Players

Mayu is wrong about many things here.....
*sniffle huggles Gaara* Shino T_T
hmmm....now will Shika or Sai die....? Gah I read into things way much...

oh and *snickers* when you were writing about Shika putting the game it ...you kinda put 'dick' instead of 'diSk' xD

Author's Response: *bangs head into wall* Gah! See, this is what happens when Percy is let out... I type bad things... *goes to fix it* And you\'re not that far off the mark with your thoughts. ^^



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...

Aww Sasukes gonna be sad? omg...who cares? hehe
*glares at Gaara and cracks knuckles* Did he now? Well..soemthign will have to be done about that ne?

Author's Response: Gaara: *gets on his knees and begs* But they were fake boobies! Pwease, have mercy. *sad puppy eyes* Me: *gets some popcorn and watches with Sai*



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Morning After

So thatsa how death came to Sasuke *snickers* hehehe I like that plan you had there Jess *high fives*
xD Thats exactly how I play video games, leaning against my mountain of pillows killing anything that moves until my finger is numb xD ^_^
Love it!

Author's Response: Mhmm. *nods happily* I was gonna keep him around longer, but... I figured screw it, he\'ll just make every thing more emotional. So he went bye-bye. And I do the same thing... Well used to. I got a game chair a while back that replaced half my pillows. ^^ So glad that you love it! *hugs*



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 3: Game Night

Naruto is such a jackass! *tackle punches* Im oke -ahem-
'Countess Baa-Chan Tsunade' I liked that ^_^
Mayu wants to make it creepier *glares at Mayu*

Author's Response: I told you that he\'d be worse in this chapter. And I\'m glad that you like it. ^^ .... OH! Question. Do you want to pick out what the game Oni looks like and what weapon she has?



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...


That will be me ^_^ ...minus umbrella...for weapon...hmm guns ^_^ hehe no katanas this time, just guns, any will do ^_^

Author's Response: *grumbles* Suuuure. Now you tell me, after I just finnished writing it! *sigh* I\'m not mad, it just means you\'ll have to wait longer for the next chapter to come out. XP



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: And So It Begins...

*holds up hands* I didnt do it on purpose! I wasn home all day! *holds up and Ita shield* Dont hurt me!
and shes not Goth! *grumble* Its punk! If ya search 'punk anime girl' it comes up so there!

Author's Response: Oy... *sighs and walks away* I don\'t want to get involved.



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: Baa-Chan's Latest Victim

haha wow, nice code...couldnt have been named after baa-chan for nothing xD but I thought it would honestly kill Naruto but...thats coming anyway ^_^ haha the idiot is GONE!

Author's Response: *snickers* Yeah, Gaara liked the code too. ^^ And yesh, Naru is gone... Poor Sasuke\'s gonna be heart broken. *smirks*



Title: TV Torture O_O by Neko Ninja Chick
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 77]
Summary: I couldn't resist doing this! I told myself I wouldn't do another fic until i finished my others...STUPID ME! oh well -_-
Neko is bored and decides its time to create excitement! She somehow lures the Naruto cast and crew to Kakashi's magic TV (dont ask..) and transports them into different shows, movies, and video games...she has the power to choose what show, movie, or game they can go on! What they DONT know is...if they die on TV..they die for good...THATS SHOW BIZ BWAHAHAHAAHA!
Category: General Fiction
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: No | Word count: 3295 | Read count: 12780 [Report This]
Published: 02/03/07 | Updated: 16/06/07


Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 FMA O_O KH O_O DORA!?

oh dear god Neko xDD
Ed! *huggles Ed* him and Gaara are mine *hisses* ...Eleven xD Poor TenTen with Tobi
hahaha Sasuke's Sora! xD hope Sephorith kicks his ass ^_^
OMG! Im exactly like Naru when my cousins make me watch their kiddy shows!

Author's Response: lawlz XD



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 04/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 South Park O_O Inuyasha O_O Scooby!

*dies* ahahah Neko you are like a god of humor xD
Sakura killed Kenny? That bitch
xD InuYasha! *huggles Inu and Miroku* Gah gotta love that show ^_^
hahaha Kibas witht he mystery gang! xD

Author's Response: XDDD yep lawlz. thanks



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Dance off.Wonderpets. Scary Movie oh my O_O

oh dear god...Lee is on DOPO o.O O.o
poor Shino and his horror movie luck
hahah Orochi needs to be saved by wonder pets xD

Author's Response: XD yea i know...*has wonderpets song stuck in head* AUGH O_O



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 19/05/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Spanish Naruto, Sponge Bob, Iron Chef!?

xDDD Sasuke heard yaoi ><
Kisame's new name pawns all
and Gaara makes a fun chef >

Author's Response: Fun chef? *snorts* XD



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Sweet Sixteen O_O Grand Theft Auto O_O Teletubbies!?

hgahahah xD you should have let Tommy kil Kabby xD
Jiraiyas being kicked out and Kankurou is being tortured xD

Author's Response: XD woooo!



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 O_O *sweatdrops*

xD haha gay bar *snickers*
'we are all going to die' well isnt Kashi the lil optimist xD
*looks at sasuke* Duh how could you of all people not know he has problems *smacks teme upside his head*

Author's Response: XD i know right lawlz



Reviewer: Oni_Chan Signed Liked
Date: 17/06/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Naruto Ultimate Ninja Oo, Jerry Springer O.o

*snickers* Tobi is a genius >
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-- Neko Ninja Chick : Ye yes he is! xD