Real name: Kaitie
Membership status: Member
Member since: 14/10/06
Website: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AlchemicSandNekoOni
Beta-reader: 0
Rated: U [Reviews - 28]
Simply because these are just too fun.
Warning: Don`t try these things in front of you're local Narutards, or...well ;D You`ll find out
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Challenge: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1370 | Read count: 8679 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 09/05/07
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Kisame: FISH FACE! c:
*giggles* Tou gonna need thereapy after this *nods* and you should consider renting out the bed next to mine in the hospital, them fangirls scary even if they are only OCs.
Author's Response: I had to run from Tora for the last chapter >.> And yes, they are...very very scary.
Tou: -in the feedles position- x.e
Author's Response: I had to run from Tora for the last chapter >.> And yes, they are...very very scary.
Tou: -in the feedles position- x.e
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Dei-chan: Dum Dum Dum...
*dies laughing* If I ignore number 6 this was hilarious xD
4 5 7 and 9 omg those kickass ^_^ I would sooo use those on friends in school but alas none of them appreciate Dei
Author's Response: I think I\'ve bashed Itachi in almost all of them and I\'m only half dead 8D WOW! I\'m suprised xP
Same here, I love Dei-chan so much...but everyone else mistakes him for a girl....sooo
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
Oh dear god...*looks at Ita fans* Theyre coming for ya Nikki...^_^
*twitches* Tobi or Chicken Butt as Ita's Seme?! *twitch* *pulls out revolver* and you added Wonder Bitch to the mix too? *pulls a second gun*
*looks at next one* *_* Ok that is it...*throws gun and pulls a flame thrower* No one gets away with that! *chases Kisame and makes sushi before running after Nikki* Fish Face got his...now for Nikki..
Gah so mean...Im just glad you werent as mean to Gaara...I would have had to kill ya *nods* BUT blowing to bits here isnt as bad ^_^ hahah anyways very good..just no more making Ita more girly with Kisame's help kay?
Author's Response: You can\'t kill Kisame-chan yet, not until after our story is finished xP You can\'t ruin his one chance of getting a girl -drops to knees- And ya, I know they\'re coming for me, but Orochi-kun fangirls often hate Itachi or atleast my breed of them do >3
Date: 09/05/07 Title: Chapter 7: You Don't Need to Buy Haku Friends
*falls over giggleing* Nice Nikki hehehe chap title pwns all and if anyone says anything but number...3 they will die
Rated: [Reviews - 88]
There is a time skip of three months meaning Naruto is 6 months pregnant, Sasuke and Sakura are about to wed but Sasuke has been so damned depressed, Naruto is becoming urgent about the birth of the child and Sasuke embarks to look for his lost lover. Will he make it in time to find Naruto and his child?
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 29437 | Read count: 20259 [Report This]
Published: 14/01/07 | Updated: 17/03/07
Date: 12/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: A puppets love
Dam you Alex! ...damn you...
give the awsomely smexyy SasoriDeidara and then you leave with that horrid cliffie! *muggs* More!
Date: 17/03/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Birth
Awww happy ending ^_^ I loved it! Ita died *sniffles* even if he was a teme..Sasuke and Naruto's reunion was perfect! Hikaru the lil teme in-training Cant wait for the next chapter of Wakarimasen!
Aww no more sleepin nakie for Gaara? And just who is that bitch? Who must I murder? ....Kakashi..was uke? Oh dear god the horror! xD Is Neji and Tem's kid going to be a part of the Kazakage's sandcastle army?
Author's Response: yep see I told you there would be a happy ending! and yeah I felt so happy when I wrote Naruto and Sasuke meeting up again, instead of making them play the blame-game on each other I made them pretty much forget all that stuff and be happy to be together! and Oni dont you remember you were the woman in the sand country??? tsk tsk tsk there you go just forget about your own kid! and no Neji\'s kid isnt, but all I can his going to be very fond of his uncle!
Date: 17/03/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Death
No! Dei! Sasori! Kis-wait no one cares about fish face
Shizune! Neji! (well hes not dead but close) Damn it! Ita got Tsunade! Alex T_T
Author's Response: hahaha, yeh everyone died well all the bad guys and then Shizune :( I didnt wanna kill her but we had to make sacrafices!
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: A new love
*tackle glomps* Love it Alex! Love it! Sasuke is soo cute and innocent and...damn as hell blind!!
Shika's being a teme ^_^ cute teme but a teme
Sasori and Deidara! *squees* hahaha in that one part you put ''the Kisame Nine tailed demon" you mean Kyuubi? or possibly Kitsune ne?
Date: 16/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Wedding Day
O.O Gaara sleeps nakie....*squees* *faints*
Akatsuki better crash the damn wedding *tackles*
Love this story Alex ^_^ Sorry if my MSN has bee GRRR lately xP
Author's Response: haha he sureeeeeee does, couldnt help myself with that one!!! and yes Akatsuki muahahahhaha, thats exzactly whats going to happen heh heh heh, and no worries, just fix it!!! Its been like a week since I\'ve talked to u :(
Date: 15/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Birth of confessions
*gasp* The jig is up! *ducks*
Damn...Sasuke has no luck with Naruto in that field...
Author's Response: AHAHAHA :P oh Oni *shakes head* and yes he does have NO luck doesnt he, poor Sasuke!!!
Rated: [Reviews - 3]
And what'll happen when the young Kazekage and his sister fall for the mysterious man?
Questions will be answered, and secrets will be revealed.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, OC-centric
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 5702 | Read count: 7676 [Report This]
Published: 14/01/07 | Updated: 26/03/07
Date: 26/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: Next Morning
*giggles* Nikki that was still fun even if it wasnt smutty it made me laugh the whole while xD
*huggles tapes* Mine *hiss*
Author's Response: ...-starts crying- MY POOR TORA-KUN! ;o;
Chouro- -pats Nikki on the back- It\'s okay Nikki-sama...
-sniffs- Thank you
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Yura Yura
Haha Gaara shows up and ish all jelpus *huggles Gaara*
haha Yuki staying with Dei to hide and Hidan got beats up by Tora! xD
I would love to help you....but I fear Im learning too and frankly Im going insane trying to write stuff up to my teach's standards xD
Author's Response: Hidan so deserved it D: He is a meanie head -shot-
xD I\'m just afraid I\'ll write something really sucky...like really sucky =o
Date: 20/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Fox Tricks
This is getting interesting, Tora is so cool with that eye, it sounds really good Nikki
Im kinda surprised though, you favor Ita here more than Sas....odd for you
Author's Response: Itachi is a retard. He gets treated nicely here because he loves my Tora-kun :P
Thanks
Rated: [Reviews - 15]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bring me Nar/Shika SMUT
Challenge: Bring me Nar/Shika SMUT
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 25655 | Read count: 11185 [Report This]
Published: 15/01/07 | Updated: 15/03/07
Date: 15/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Epilogue: Oops...Was That Your Underwear?
Omg I love and yet I hate this ending! Him and Shika finally being together was perfect, just perfect! And their parting words so damn Kawaii! But that ending omg soo mean and yet so pefect and ahg Ignore my rambling I totally loved this!
Author's Response: I\'m sorry about the cliff-hanger at the end. But really. I didn\'t leave much to the imagination with the rest of it, so I figure that you guys can work the rest out on your own. I have faith in you.
Rated: [Reviews - 26]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 15551 | Read count: 8249 [Report This]
Published: 16/01/07 | Updated: 10/05/07
Date: 28/04/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Sasuke ish jealous of Sai, least he got his training without like dying this time ^_^ hehe his revenge on Ita was amusing and Ita was so kawaii at the end. I was kinda expecting him to sit on Sasuke xD
Date: 28/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
*giggles* Itachi ish like psychic there int he morning..or psycho it could be both xD
'lalala' thats how school goes by for everyone doesnt it? or is that just me? hmm could be me
>< I loved Gaara's little outburst there everyone was like 'talk talk talk ---------'
hehe private lessons oh the fun the next chapter will be ^-^ keep it up MAR
Date: 10/05/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Poor Sasu getting beat up and then finding Naru with Sai...dang...but hes not a fun drunk unless around Ita...who is apperently a horse xD
Rated: R18 [Reviews - 194]
The road to love has many twists and turns, with rejection, desolation, defilement as deterrents and roadblocks. But I continue on-- I wonder along the path to him.
Plenty of yaoi! And thanks to Latona Selene for my awesome banner.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Naruto and Gaara, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Sasuke, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto
Characters: Iruka Umino, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Neji Hyuuga, Shino Aburame
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, Romance, Tragedy, WAFF
Warnings: Dark, Death, Incest, Rape, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 86944 | Read count: 42473 [Report This]
Published: 16/01/07 | Updated: 12/08/09
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Meanwhile (couldn't think of better chapter name)
I was half expecting Jiraiya to find him...
*jumps* Yesh! Gaar saved him *huggles Gaara* Stupid street punks
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 What Friends Are For
Shinosuke I love it ^_^ I'll do what I said I would after I read the story so I know whats going on and so far I love is ^_^
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Disgusting
Omg! Sasuke a teme *stabs Sasuke* grrr ebil Sasuke!
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Guess Who
Omg! Omg Omg! Sasuke is an evil sadistic teme! *pulls out weaponry* Can I kill 'im? Please?
So mean with cliffies!
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Can You Keep A Secret
*gasp squeak* Omg..usually I love Ita, second best in the whole series, but that was mean...like lemme stab him into a wall type of mean
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Little Black Broken Heart
wow Kashi and Sasuke...sasuke has major issuses...lil emo teme
Live it Shinosuke
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Numb
I wanted to say Sasuke is a little slut, and I still want to say it...but I kinda pity the lil emo thing
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Lost and found Hope
Aww poor Gaara *huggles* Why ish everyone so miserable? Poor lil devil...he was snowed on
Love it Logan!