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Things Anime Characters Will Never Say! by Kamisori

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Chapter notes: I got so many good reviews! ^_^ And I was only the first chapter! I hope to review many more excellent reviews as the last ones have been! Especaily if you say it made you laugh! I like hearing saying how stuff made them laugh. It makes me smile knowing I made someone laugh. I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, or any anime you may reconise!

Read on!
*How Yami Bakura took over the world*
Y. Bakura: **Pole dancing to the song ‘Too Sexy’** “Steal pharaoh’s god cards!”
Fan Girls: **drools** “Anything for master…”

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Joey: “What’s the slope of y = 3x - 7, Kaiba?”
Kaiba: “uhhhh…monkey?”
Joey: *hits Kaiba with math book* No you dolt! It’s 3!

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*Duke & Tristan fighting over Serenity*
Serenity: “Don’t you two get the point! I don’t like either of you! Now move on with your life! *Stomps away*
Duke & Tristan: “…damn”

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Tea: “Yami”
Yami: “Yes, Tea?”
Tea: “I’m…pregnant”
Yami: “That’s great!”
Tea: “and it’s Marik’s”
Yami: *faints*

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*Yugi and Co. watching Naruto*
Yugi: “Damn, our show sucks!”

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Ryou: **reading Icha Icha Paradise** “What a great book!” ^_^
Y. Bakura: “…you perv.”

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Yugi: “99 bottles of…uh…something on the wall~!”
Ryou: “99 bottles of that *hick* something~!”
Together: “Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles--*passes out*

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Y. Bakura: “You! Pharaoh!”
Atem: “What do you want thief?”
Y. Bakura: *sniffles* “I’M SORRY!” TT_TT
Atem: O.O “Oh. My. God cards!”

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Joey: *Turns to fan girl authoresses* “Write a lemon with me and Mai!” ^_^
Mai: “Yes, please do!” ^_^
Kaiba: “No! Me first with Serenity” ^_~
Serenity: “Face it big brother, Kaiba and me are cuter!” ^_^
Joey & Mai: “…damn”

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Rex: “Hey! Guess what!”
Weevil: “What?”
Rex: “I’m not wearing any underwear today!”
Weevil: O_o

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Ryou: “Shut the *#&% up, you ^*!%#@ &%#&!!!”
Yugi & Co: O.O
Y. Bakura: *sniffles* “I’m so proud!”

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