okay.... first off, i would like to point out that fan girls made TONS of now well knowned and very famous, good looking Yaoi couples.
we, Yaoi fans, worships Yaoi couples so much that we CAPITALIZE the first letter.
i will now point out that all fan girls (or boyz if you guyz are fantasizing about good looking girls) to STOP.
this is for your own good.
if you do not, your HELL will only increase.
AND Our HEAVEN will Increase.
i'm VERY happy about this idea, but for well known fact that i do NOT want ANYONE to live in HELL.....
NOW i will announce the most well knowned couples that fan girls has made,
Sasu/Naru
Harry/Malfoy (or is it the other way around????)
Harry/Ron
Harry/Naru
Gaa/Naru
Gaa/Lee (for being a Yaoi fan, i dare not say that this is quite nasty... but Gaara makes it cute... Lee goes well with Sakura but Ino/ Saku is better and/or Saku/ Hina)
Kaka/Iru
Neji/Naru
Neji/Gaa
Neji/Kiba
Neji/and others i dun wanna look up...
L/Kira or Kira/L
and others that i do not, fore say, NOT want to look up right now....
by raping your love, DOES NOT change them....
quite the opposite really....
raping them would give them fear of woman all around and make their sexuality realize that they are actually GAY.
people always ask WHY the good looking are ALWAYS gay.
and now we find the reason why.
you feel guilty... right???
dun u wanna see them happy??
i'm not asking you guys to stop, for this matter, if you do, then no more Yaoi, free love all around..... but we, Yaoi fans, have BIG imaginations so we can make any couples we want.... too bad, but our lives are easier....
I mean LOOK at the previous fan girls, Sakura and Ino, they turned out lesbian because of Sasuke turning GAY.
And poor Hinata got heart broken.
Light's girlfriend DIED. AND Misa got heart broken when HE died.
zel: L and Gaara looks the same don't they???
ANYWAY......
do you get what i'm saying?
if you guys keep this up, you will either find yourself:
emo
suicidal
lesbian
heartbroken
and blaming us.....
Yaoi lovers.
i'm done.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE COUPLES THINK....
sasu: ur slightly right.... i turned bi because of them.... and naru turned me into a whole gay.
naru: he *points at sasu* made me bi. after the rapes. i'm STILL bi.
sasu: WHAT?!?!!?
zel: *whispers* move on, they're fighting again
me: K! L/Light!!!! or whatever.
l: ...................................hello..................................................
Light: sorry 'bout him. HI!!!!!
me: HI!!!
zel: ...............................................................................................
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
me: shuddup or leave.
zel: k.
*gets ready to leave*
gaa: STAY *raps sand around zel)
zel: ...k...right....fine....whatever...
MOVING ON!!!
l: wait, dun u wanna know???
me: wut?
light: .............. getting stupid?
zel: no, we just caught Naruto syndrome in chapter 1 think?? of Naruto Ramen Randomness.....
l: wat's that?
me: it's when your slowly turning into a Naruto 'cause you spend too much time around him....
light: wai- WOAH!!! will we catch it too?!?!?
zel: i dunno....
me: i caught it, like, 10 seconds after she did....
light: DAMN!!! we have to get out of this!!! NOW!!!
l: no.
light: WHY????
l: wanta stay with people like me....
zel: *whispers* are they gonna fight like sasu and naru??
me: *whispers back* dunno, let's watch the show... *eats popcorn*
light: when we get home, i'll fuck you if we leave, NOW.
me: it'd be a problem if you caught the syndrome while driving.
light: i wont catch the syndrome when i'm away....
zel: okay......... whatever.....
l: no.
light: i'll let you be on top.
l: ...............
me: *gets small, tiny camera out and sticks it to l's skin*
l: ..........k.........
me: come back soon!
light: *drags l off* touche!!!!!
zel: if l comes back, tell us before hand so we'll prepare some treats for him!!!
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Story notes: dun got nonthin on u.
so leave me the fuck alone!
Chapter notes: Zel: YO!!!!
me: HI!!!!
disclaimer:
Gaara: .......
me: u HAVE to say SOMETHING.
zel: ya.
Gaara: .....Naruto......owe.....owns me.
me & zel: YAY! *hugs & cookies*
naru: *gives Gaara a hug*
Gaara: *gives Na-chan a kiss*
sasu: ..... *death glares Gaara and gave Naruto a make-out session*
Yaoi fans: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! POOR GAARA!!!! *hugs Gaara*
Chapter end notes: To be continued