Santa: Ho ho ho and a Merry Christmas! Who else wants to ask Santa for something?
Sasuke: Ooh, ooh. Me next! Me next!
Santa: Okay, okay. How about the little raven-haired boy with the turkey baster on his shirt?
Sasuke: It's a poke'ball!I mean a fan!
Santa: Sure, sure. Now get up here and tell me what you want for Chrismas.
Sasuke:Okay!
Santa: Now then, what do want from Santa Cluase?
Sasuke: Revenge!
Santa: You want what now!?!
Sasuke: And I also want to win Naruto's heart.
(sighs longingly)
Santa: Yes, yes, don't we all. Now be a good boy while Santa goes to get his stress-pills from the trunk of his car.
Sasuke: Not so fast! Look deep into my eyes!
Santa: What the **** is wrong with this child!?! Somebody call an optomitrist, his eyes are glowing red!
Sasuke: (whispers softly) Sharingan.
Santa: (becomes hypnotized) Please allow me to give you all of your earthly desires young Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke: (laughs maniaclly) Itachi shall die today. And Naruto-kun shall be mine!
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Story notes: Make a wish.
Chapter notes: Sasuke has been a good little boy, so let's see what happens when he asks Santa for a gift.
Chapter end notes: Poor Santa should have quit as soon as he said "turkey baster".(shakes head)