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Full House: Naruto by Redfox50

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Story notes: Haha,one of my funnies.
Chapter notes: This is a lot like the first epesode of Full House.
Naruto,Sasuke and Neji where put on some mission by Tsunade.They where sent to some city uknown to them.Neji knocked on the door to the house they had to be at.

Some guy was at the door with suitcases and a girl was clutched on his leg,same with another one.

Guy shakes the girls off.

Naruto: Where here!

Guy: Hi,im Danny Tanner,the guy with the hawian t.shirt is Joey and the other guy is Jesse.

Sasuke,Naruto,Neji: Hi.

Danny: Well,we got to go!

Jesse: Yeah,lets get to our year vacation!

Joey: Yes,I have been wanting a vacation.

Danny: We better go before the plane leaves.

Danny,Jesse and Joey leaves.

Naruto,Sasuke,Neji: *thinking* A year?!

Neji,Sasuke and Naruto walks in and sees 3 girls,one was older,one was medium and another was a baby and was in a baby pen.

Older girl: Who are you?

Naruto: Im Naruto Uzumakie!Beleave it!!

Medium girl: Is that guy ok?

Older girl: Probally is like that.

Sasuke: Sasuke Uchiha.

Medium girl: Hi Sasugay!!

Neji: Neji Hyuuga.

The two girls laugh at Neji.

Neji: What?

Medium girl: Your name is Neji?

Medium girl continues laughing.

Neji: *little annoyed* How about your names?

Older girl: D.J for short.

Medium girl: Im Stephanie Tanner,and the little one is Michael!

D.J: Nejis a funny name.

Stephanie: Lets play ballerina!

Naruto,Neji,Sasuke: But I dount want to play.

Stephanie: Yes you do!

Naruto,Neji,Sasuke: No we dount!

Stephanie: Yes you do!

Naruto,Neji,Sasuke: No we dount...

Stephanie: *pouty* Yes you do...

Neji walks up to her reluctantly.

Neji: How do you play ballerina?

Stephanie: Dance!

Stephanie danced around Neji,Neji just turned with her.

Naruto and Sasuke where laughing.

Neji: Ok,that was...*making it up* ...fun

Naruto laughs harder.

Stephanie: Heres more fun!!Catch me!!

Stephanie then jumps on Neji,Neji falls on his back with Stephanie on his chest.

Stephanie: You need practice,we will do this everyday!

Neji: *thinking* Help me.

Naruto: What do we do now?

Micheal in the pen started to cry.

Stephanie: Micheal's hungry.

Sasuke: What the heck does she eat?

D.J: Um...baby food.

Neji: Oh boy...

Naruto: Um...what kind of baby food?

Stephanie: Are you stupid or something?

Sasuke: Yes,he is.

Naruto glares at Sasuke.

Naruto: WANT TO FIGHT OR SOMETHING!?!

Sasuke: Gladly.

Sasuke pulls out a kunai from his pouch.

D.J,Stephanie: Fight,fight,fight! *continues to chant*

Sasuke and Naruto starts to attack eachother.

Neji looks at the girls,then quickly gets in between Naruto and Sasuke.

Neji: Dount educate them!

Sasuke and Naruto stop fighting.

Micheal starts crying harder.

Sasuke: *to Micheal* SHUT UP!!!

Stephanie and D.J backs away a few steps.

Neji hits Sasuke on the head with a book.

Naruto: What if she needs her diaper changed?

Neji: Who will check it out?

Naruto and Sauske push Neji up to Micheal.

Naruto: You do it Mr.Mom!

Neji glares and picks her up.

Neji: How?

Stephanie: Try fealing it.

Neji reluctantly touches the diaper with one hand and holded Micheal with another.

Neji: I think she does.

Naruto: Ewww...and ok,how?

Sasuke: Yeah,how?

Stephanie: I dount know!

D.J: Um,upstairs,one of the toiletes are clogged up,one of you need to fix it.

Naruto: I call toilete's,you two do the baby and the diaper change.

Neji,Sasuke: Fine...

Naruto runs upstairs.

Neji and Sasuke walks in the kitchen,Neji holding Micheal.

Stephanie follows.

Neji: What do we do?

Sasuke: Um...put her in a pot!

Sasuke grabs a pot.Neji puts Micheal in.

Neji: Is that it?

Sasuke: Yes.

Stephanie: Are you cooking Micheal?

Neji: We are changing her diaper.

Stephanie: Oh,then how do you know when a turkey is ready?

Sasuke: Stephanie,we are doing something,Neji take it off!!

Neji does so with tonsils.When they see the diaper off,Sasuke and Neji gags and looks away for a second,Neji picks the diaper up with the tonsils and throws it in a bowl and puts a lid on it.

Sasuke: *sarcasticly* Good going,keep it fresh!

Neji: Ok,now what?

Sasuke: Um,dip her in water?

Neji fills the sink up with water,picks up Micheal and dips her bottom in it.

Sasuke: We need diapers!

Neji and Sasuke looks around for diapers.

Neji: How about the curtain?

Sasuke: Good to me.

Sasuke then wraps the curtain around Micheal's bottom and grabs a bag and puts her bottom in it after that and ties the bag up,the bag stayed on.

Neji: This doesnt look right.

Sasuke: Oh well,its done.

Stephanie: Nice try,but next time try these.

Stephanie then holds up a bag of diapers.

Neji: Why did you wait untill now to show us where the diapers are?

Stephanie: Nobody asked me.

Sasuke was now to angry to talk to her.

Neji just sighs and grabs a diaper and tries again on changing Micheal.

Naruto then walks downstairs with toilete paper all over him.

Stephanie laughs.

Micheal cries again.

Sasuke: SHUT UP!!!

Micheal cries now of fright.

Neji: Sasuke!

Sasuke: Well,that baby needs to shut up!

Naruto: If you had kids with a girl Sasuke,I would like to hear there opinions on you.

D.J then walks in.

D.J: Why arnt you feeding Micheal?

Sasuke: Because we didnt know.

D.J: Well,good luck with that.

D.J leaves.

Neji looks through the cupboareds and grabs a can of baby food.

Neji: Maby this is it?

Naruto: Ok.

Neji gives the can of food to Micheal and a spoon.

Micheal just looks at it and cries again.

Sasuke: You got your food,now eat it!

Micheal cries.

Naruto: She probally doesnt know how.

Neji opens the can of food.

Neji: Does that help?

Micheal puts her hand in the food and licks her fingers.She keeps doing that.

Neji: Doesnt she know how to use a spoon?

Stephanie: Oh,and when does a baby know how to use spoons?

Sasuke and Naruto shrugs.

Neji sighs.

Naruto,Sasuke: We got to go,ok,bye!

Naruto and Sasuke leaves.

Neji sighs again and picks up Micheal and carries her upstairs and puts her to sleep,since it was getting dark.Neji then drags Stephanie and D.J to there rooms.

Neji: Ok,D.J,Stephanie,you guys need to go to bed to!

Stephanie: Tell us a bedtime story!

Neji: I dount want to.

Stephanie: Yes you do!

Neji: No I dount.

Stephanie: Yes you do!

Neji: *annoyed* No I dount.

Stephanie: *pouty* Yes you do...

Neji: Fine,what?

Stephanie then gives Neji a real large book.

Neji looks at it,then opens it and looks at the words,they where really small and like a lot of words per page.

Neji: The whole thing?

Stephanie: Yepe!

Neji groans and reads the book outloud.

Two hours later,Neji finishes with the book,Stephanie and D.J where asleep.

Neji: Thank hevens...

Micheal is heard crying from her room.

Neji groans and gets up and walks to Micheals room.After she was taken care of,Neji layed down on the couch since him,Naruto and Sasuke didnt dicide on rooms.He watched t.v and soon fell asleep.

At 2:00 am,Naruto and Sasuke slam the door open.

Neji wakes up instantly and sits up and looks at them two.

Naruto: WHERE BA...

Neji jumps out of the couch and covers Narutos mouth.

Micheal is heard crying.

Neji: Now look what you done!

Neji quickly runs upstairs and checks on Micheal.

Naruto and Sasuke just walks upstairs and go's to a random bedroom and falls asleep on the bed.

Neji calms Micheal down and he walks back downstairs to the couch and falls asleep again.
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