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OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS MEMO
UCHIHA SASUKE IS GONE
MEETING AT 13h00 TODAY TO DISCUSS PLANS AND NEW OPERATIONS
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There was a hush over the large crowd as a busty girl stepped up to the podium and rang a bell to get everyone’s attention. The fan girls were devastated, and the bell that normally would have gone unheeded was the loudest thing in the large room. The normally twittering and chatting fan girls were gazing at the girl with gloomy expressions.
The girl gave a sniff, then started.
“As you all know, Uchiha Sasuke is gone.” With this quick and final announcement, all the girl’s dreams and hopes were crushed. They were all hoping that this was some big joke. A few girls near the back gave huge cries of sorrow and fainted clean away, leading their friends next to them flustered as what to do with them.
“So,” continued the busty girl, “as leader of the Uchiha Sasuke Fan Club, I am deciding that we will continue on and forget all about these terrible turn of events.”
With this announcement, a girl fell to her knees and declared, “How can I go on without SASUKE!?!”
Some guards pushed their way to the girl and picked her up under her armpits. She was lead, wailing away.
The busty girl continued, unfazed. “We have a NEW TARGET!!”
There were some twitters in the crowd, some in excitement, some in disbelief. They didn’t know whether to move on or to mourn for the next five years. A few girls chose the latter and stomped out of the room.
Blinking, the busty girl pressed a button on the remote she was holding, and a large screen behind her came to life.
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OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS MEMO
NEW TARGET
MAITO GAI
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The girls in the audience didn’t know what to say or do. They just looked at the picture of the large-eyebrowed, spandex covered, shiny haired man in disgust.
There was one thing that the fan girls currently agreed on, this was not their new target. Within a few seconds which included pounding feet, and clouds of dust, the large room was now empty, save the busty girl looking bewildered at the front.
The fan girls ran outside, chanting.
“NEW TARGET, NEW TARGET, NEW TARGET”
A little boy with goggles on his head, and a cape on his back came around the corner and stopped when he saw the crowd of girls gaping at him.
“Heeey,” he said with a grin, “I’m Konohamaru”
The rest is history. The little boy named Konohamaru was swept off his feet to be hoisted on the shoulders of his new fan club. They ran off into the sunset, clutching their bloody noses.
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