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Mera in Shippude! pt. 2 by Mera_Uchiha1224

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Shippuden pt. 2

We walked Gaara to the sand village where everyone greeted him. Then we visited Chiyo’s grave. When everyone else started leaving, Sakura and I stayed for 30 seconds and said good-bye.
“Once again… Thank you Chiyo.”
I took out the ribbon in my hair, letting my hair fall to my shoulders. I grabbed a stick that was lying nearby, and tied my ribbon around it. I jammed the stick in the ground in front of Chiyo’s grave then caught up with the others.
Then we said good-bye to Gaara, Kankuro and Temari at the ‘gates’ of the sand village.
Once that was over we headed home.
We walked on ahead while Gai and Kakashi stayed way behind.
“HURRY UP!” TenTen yelled.
I ran over to them. “I’ll take it from here Gai.”
Guy threw Kakashi up in the air and gave him a piggy back ride.
“What the--?” Neji said.
“Two grown men should not do that!” I said.
“It’ll be fine!” Gai said.
Kakashi gave me a look that said, “Help me!”
Then, all of the sudden Gai took off.
I fell backwards into the hot sand.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” I screamed as I jumped up. “GAI! IT STILL DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT NO MATTER HOW FAST YOU GO!”
I started running after them.
“Mera! Wait up!” Lee said.
I ran and ran and ran until we got to the village.
“GAI!!!” I screamed.
Then Lee ran ahead of me shouting, “SECOND PLACE!”
I finally caught up with Gai.
“Kakashi sensei, are you okay?” I asked.
“YOU CAME IN FOURTH PLACE MERA!” Gai said.
“I DON’T CARE WHAT PLACE I GET!!! I WANT TO KNOW IF MY POOR SENSEI IS OKAY!!” I screamed.
Kakashi looked embarrassed and tired.
“I’ll take that as a ‘no’,” I said. “Gai put him down!”
Then everyone else caught up.
“We’re all here right?” Gai said.
“Yeah,” I said.
“Then let’s go to Tsunade’s office to report!” Gai said.
“What about Kakashi-sensei?” Sakura asked.
“Oh yeah,” Gai said. “TO THE HOSPITAL!”
We went to the hospital and the doctors there put my sensei in a room. Kakashi had passed out for a little bit but then he woke up.
I was pacing the room.
“He’s awake!” Naruto said.
“REALLY?!” I said as I rushed to his side.
Kakashi had a blanket over his face and when Tsunade entered the room he tried sitting up as the blanket over his face slipped. But then he lay down again because it hurt him too much to do anything. Damn.
Tsunade said that Kakashi would have to stay in the hospital for a week. Then she left and Sakura went with her.
“A WEEK?!” I yelled.
“Sssshhh!!” TenTen hissed.
“I CAN YELL IF I WANT TO!” I said.
“Please stop, Mera,” Kakashi said.
“Okay, sorry sensei,” I said quietly.
Naruto left and went to go join Sakura while I stayed with Kakashi and Gai’s team for a little bit.
“Mera, you should go now,” my sensei said.
“Why?” I said.
“I’m getting tired,” he said yawning.
“Oh okay,” I said. “Rest well, sensei.”
I exited the room and joined Sakura and Naruto.
They were talking about replacing Kakashi and Sasuke with new people!
“HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!” I yelled. “YOU CAN’T JUST REPLACE THEM!!”
“It’s just temporary,” Tsunade said. “Calm down.”
“Oh,” I said.
Naruto left.
“WAIT UP NARUTO!” I said.
I followed him to a huge tree where some shady guy was standing.
“It’s been a long time, Naruto, Mera,” the shady guy said.
“Who are you?” Naruto and I asked in unison.
Then it hit me.
“SHINO!” I said.
Just then Kiba hopped down from the tree riding on Akamaru!
“KIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBAAAAAAA!!!!!” I screamed with joy.
Once he noticed me and Naruto he hopped down off Akamaru.
“Mera!” he said. His face lit up with an adorable smile.
“KIBA!” I said giving him a huge hug.
Then Akamru barked.
“OH HE’S GOTTEN S BIG!” I said.
Then we heard a little sigh.
“That sounded like…” I said.
Naruto walked over to where the sound was.
Sure enough it was Hinata! She had passed out though.
“We need to get new members for our squad!” Naruto said.
“You picked a bad time,” Kiba said. “We were just assigned a mission. We’re waiting for Kuranai.”
“Oh fine! Some friends you turned out to be!” Naruto said.
“Naruto!” I said. “Good-bye Kiba, Shino and Hinata!”
“Bye!” Kiba said.
I caught up with Naruto again.
We ran across Shikamaru.
Naruto asked him if he would be on our team.
He said he would love to but he can’t.
Then Choji said he would join our team.
“NO WAY!” I thought.
Then these weird creatures made of ink came out of nowhere!
We saw a pale hot guy with a paint brush painting all of these things. Naruto and I ran to capture him but then, he sent five creatures to attack us!
Shikamaru took all of the ink monsters out with his shadow. Then Naruto charged at the guy.
The pale guy got out a sword. I just stood there and watched.
“MERA!” Shikamaru called. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Huh…?” I asked. “Oh, I’m waiting for the right moment!”
The pale guy called Naruto a pussy and asked him if he even had a dick! It was hilarious! I started laughing so hard.
Then the guy jumped into the air and disappeared.
“OH MY GOSH!” I said. “THAT GUY IS SO FUNNY!”
Later on, Sakura and I met up in front of a building. Naruto showed up shortly after.
“…And then Naruto got so mad!” I said.
“Are you telling her about that guy?” Naruto said.
I nodded. “He was funny!”
Just then that same guy showed up!
“Hello,” he said with a smile.
Then some other ugly guy showed up.
“ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE REPLACING KAKASHI-SENSEI?!” I screamed in that ugly guy’s face.
“Um…yeah,” the guy said quietly.
“I DON’T LIKE YOU AT ALL!!” I screamed.
“Uh…okay,” he said as he turned to Sakura and Naruto. “I’m Yamato.”
“I DON’T LIKE YOU YAMATO!!!” I yelled.
Naruto glared at the smiling pale guy. Then he pulled out a kunai.
“Naruto stop!” I said.
Then we learned that the funny pale guy is going to be on our squad!
“Same team… As him?!” Naruto said.
“I’m sorry about before,” the pale guy said. “I just wanted to see how strong you were. Thanks to our last encounter, I learned that you are a useless, dickless paintywaist.”
I burst into laughter again right when he was done saying this.
“WHAT WAS THAT YOU ASSHOLE?!” Naruto screamed.
Sakura held him back and I was still laughing.
“You’re a really big jerk!” Sakura told the pale guy.
He laughed a little. “Oh really?”
“If you keep acting like that everyone will hate you!” Sakura said.
“Oh? But I really like ugly bitches like you,” he said.
I laughed twice as hard.
“WHAT WAS THAT YOU ASSHOLE?!” Sakura said. Yamato held her back.
“Oh my God you’re so funny!” I said.
“SHUT UP MERA!!!” Naruto and Sakura screamed.
The guy turned to me. “You aren’t at all like your teammates.”
“Really?” I asked.
He nodded. “You’re just a slut.”
“WHAT?!!” I screamed.
“You heard me,” The guy said. “Wow. What a fine team you have. I can only imagine what Sasuke was.”
“You bastard!” I said. “You don’t even know him! Don’t you dare say anything like that about my brother again!”
Naruto and Sakura lunged at him again. Yamato held them both back this time.
Once the three of us calmed down Yamato told us this, “The five of us will set out soon… And we won’t have that many chances to get to know each other. So introduce yourselves!”
“Uzumaki Naruto,” Naruto grumbled.
“Haruno Sakura,” Sakura mumbled.
“Uchiha Mera,” I said glaring at the pale asshole.
“I’m Sai,” the pale guy said with a smile.
“That’s enough introduction,” Yamato said.
Then he explained our mission. We were to capture an Akatsuki spy that was working for Orochimaru. And we were going to head out in an hour.
Once we were dismissed I ran straight to my house. But when I got there, I saw a man I never wanted to see again. His eyes were closed and he was just standing there.
“It’s been a while, Mera,” he said.
“Wh-what do you w-want?” I stuttered.
He opened his eyes. “The Akatsuki is loosing members at an astonishing rate and we don’t have time to look for new ones.”
I didn’t like where he was going with this.
“The leader sent me to bring you back to the Akatsuki headquarters,” Itachi said.
“Wh-what if I don’t want to go?” I said.
He disappeared, then reappeared behind me. “You don’t have a choice.”
He knocked me out right after that.












Life in the Akatsuki ch. 1

When I woke up I saw a guy with a pumpkin mask on.
I screamed.
He screamed.
Then there was an awkward silence.
“I’m Tobi!” the pumpkin guy said. “I’m a good boy!”
“Nice to meet you,” I said. “I’m Mera.”
Then Deidara and Kisame walked by.
“Deidara! Kisame!” I said glaring at them.
“Hello again Mera,” Deidara said.
Kisame said nothing.
“You know Deidara senpai and Kisame-san?” Tobi said.
I nodded.
“You’re already apart of the Akatsuki family!” Tobi said.
“Family. Family… Oh that’s right! I need to find Itachi!” I thought.
“Where’s Itachi?” I asked Tobi.
“Over there with the leader, you should talk to them,” Tobi said pointing to Itachi and some guy with spiky orange hair.
“Okay,” I said. “Thanks Tobi.”
I walked over to them and the spiky orange haired guy looked at me funny.
“So this is Mera?” he said.
Itachi nodded.
“I’m Pein, leader of the Akatsuki,” the spiky orange haired guy said.
“Nice to meet you,” I said bitterly.
“As your brother told you before, I sent him to bring you back here so you could take Orochimaru’s spot in the Akatsuki,” Pein said.
“He didn’t tell me that last part!” I said. “He just told me you guys were loosing members and that he was sent to bring me back to the Akatsuki.”
“Oh,” Pein said. “Well you’re taking Orochimaru’s spot in the Akatsuki.”
He pulled out a small box from a pocket in his cloak, and opened it. There was a ring in the box.
“This was Orochimaru’s when he was in the Akatsuki,” Pein said.
He put the ring on my left pinky finger.
“Wait… he wore this a few years ago?” I said disgusted.
“Well, not this ring, Itachi cut off his left arm that the ring was on,” Pein said with a laugh. “I guess Orochimaru kept that arm because we don’t have the original ring.”
“Oh,” I said examining my hand.
The ring was pretty I guess.
Then Pein handed me an Akatsuki cloak.
“You have 10 minutes to put it on,” he said.
“Do you give everyone a time limit to put on the cloak?” I asked.
“Nope,” Pein said. “But we can’t trust you to put it on, on your own.”
“Oh,” I said taking the cloak and walking into a room.
I put on the cloak and walked over to Pein and Itachi.
“Okay I got the ring and the cloak now what do I do?” I said irritated.
Pein looked like he was checking me out. Ew.
“Um,” I said. “What else do I have to do?”
“Oh,” he said. “Uh, just um, go paint your nails a pretty color.”
“Okay…” I said. “Where’s the nail polish?”
“Go buy some,” Pein said.
“I can’t go out in public like this! I mean, people might try killing me because I’m in the Akatsuki now!” I said.
“True…” Pein said. “And you aren’t an S-rank criminal... not yet anyway, so it would be fairly easy to kill you…”
“I can hear you, you know,” I said.
“Itachi, go buy Mera some nail polish,” Pein said.
Itachi looked embarrassed. I had to hold back the biggest laugh of the century.
“What color?” Itachi said through gritted teeth.
“Surprise us,” Pein said.
“I’ll be back,” Itachi said. He disappeared.
I laughed so hard I thought I would crap my pants!
Pein snickered.
Tobi started laughing and he was all the way across the room.
When I finally stopped laughing I asked Tobi why he was laughing.
“Oh… I don’t know,” he said.
I laughed a little.
Deidara was making clay birds and exploding them.
“Art’s a blast,” he said. “Un.”
“Ooh!” I said. “Make another one explode!”
He looked at me for a few seconds then made another bird explode.
“WHOO!” I said.
Then some guy with a fly trap for a head walked over.
“Who’s this tasty looking morsel?” the fly trap guy asked Deidara.
“Mera, Itachi’s sister,” Deidara said.
“Oh…” the fly trap guy said disappointed. He walked away.
“Wh-who was that?” I asked.
“Zetsu, he eats people,” Deidara said. “Un.”
“Oh… he’s scary,” I said. “What if he tries eating me again?!”
“Don’t worry,” Deidara said calmly. “Pein will get you out of his stomach if he does get a hold of you. That’s what we had to do with Tobi one time, un.”
“What?!” I said terrified.
He smirked. He was joking. At least I think he was.
“That was mean!” I said pushing him.
Just then Itachi came back.
He looked a teeny bit more relaxed.
“Ah, Itachi you’re back,” Pein said. “What did you get?”
“What you told me to get,” Itachi said holding up a little bottle of nail polish. It was blood red.
“Ooh! That’s pretty!” I said running over to him.
He dropped the nail polish bottle in my hands.
“Thank you,” I said. “Now I’m off to paint my nails!”
I walked over to Tobi and painted my finger nails first.
“I don’t paint my nails,” Tobi said. “Because I’m a man!”
“Everyone else is a man and they paint their nails,” I said.
“True…” Tobi said. “But I don’t do that. It’s uckie on guys.”
I started painting my toenails.
“Now there are two girls in the Akatsuki!” Tobi said.
“There’s another girl here?” I said.
“Yeah, her name is Konan,” Tobi said. “I think she likes the leader.”
“Oh that’s nice,” I said. “Wait… But Pein is kinda… um… Not the most attractive guy out there.”
“Yeah,” Tobi said.
I smiled at him. Pretty soon my nails had dried and I was an official Akatsuki member.
At first I didn’t like the whole idea of being forced to join this organization, but after I got to know everyone, I was more comfortable. I knew Konan a guy named Hidan and another guy named Kakuzu. Hidan wants me to join his religion but I don’t even know what his religion is about! Konan keeps to herself most of the time, and Kakuzu is a money freak.
A few days passed and Pein told Itachi to train me, so I could fit in with the rest of the members.
Itachi wasn’t happy about it and neither was I. But after one week I got really strong and became an S-rank criminal! I love being in the Akatsuki!!
























Life in the Akatsuki Ch. 2

“We’re following the leader, the leader, the leader!” Tobi and I sang while following Pein around. “We’re following the leader wherever he may go!”
“SHUT UP!!” Pein screamed at us.
“AAAAHHH!” Tobi and I screamed. We ran and hid behind Deidara.
“Senpai!” Tobi said. “Leader told us to shut up!”
“It’s about time someone told you to put a sock in it!” Deidara said. “You guys have been singing all freaking day! UN!”
Tobi started crying.
I gave him a hug. “Deidara! How many times have I told you not to yell at him?”
Tobi continued crying.
“Say you’re sorry Deidara!” I said. “Or he’ll cry the rest of the day!”
“Fine…” Deidara said. “I’m sorry Tobi, un.”
Tobi stopped crying. “It’s okay Senpai!”
“Aw!” I said.
Deidara walked away.
“He’s my hero,” Tobi said.
I laughed a little.
Then Itachi and Kisame came back from their mission.
“ONII-SAN!*” I screamed as I ran over and hugged Itachi.
(*Note: Onii-san means big brother.)
“Get off me,” Itachi said through clenched teeth.
“I’m not done yet,” I said still clinging to him.
Itachi pushed me off him.
“Hey!” I said.
Yes I actually called Itachi my brother and I tried giving him a hug. Usually I call Sasuke my brother. I always referred to Itachi just as… well Itachi. And I gave Sasuke hugs all the time, and he actually let me. I’ve grown to love Itachi again. Sure he pretends not to hear me when I’m telling him something and pushes me off him when I give him hugs, but I know that way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way deep down, the old Itachi is in there.

~FLASHBACK~
When I was really little I used to love going to the park with Sasuke and Itachi. This of course was before Itachi went homicidal. There were swings at the nearby park and I used to swing on them all the time. Sasuke went on them too. Itachi would take us there when he wasn’t doing some kind of ANBU mission. But one day, I wanted to go to the park but my mom was cooking and my dad was at work. Itachi was just leaving for an ANBU mission.
“Big brother,” I said. “I want to go to the park.”
“I’m sorry Mera,” Itachi said. “I have to go on a mission. I’ll be back to take you to the park later.”
“Promise?” I said.
“Promise,” he said.
He opened the door and disappeared.
I waited for what seemed like hours for him to return. But in reality, I only waited five minutes. I finally decided to go to the park by myself. When I got to the park there were kids that were older than me there. They were on the swings.
“Can I go on the swings next?” I asked one of them.
“Yeah sure whatever kid, in a minute,” the kid said.
They kept swinging.
“Can I swing now?” I said.
“Sure,” the kid said. He got off the swing and pushed me down. I fell onto the cement and got a huge cut on my leg and minor cuts on my face.
The older kids laughed at me and I started crying.
But then, someone appeared in front of me and beat the crap out of the older kids. It was Itachi.
The kids ran away.
“I don’t wanna come to the park ever again!” I sobbed.
“You don’t mean that,” Itachi said. “You’re just upset those kids pushed you down. But don’t worry, they won’t bother you again. Let’s go home and get you cleaned up, okay?”
“Okay,” I said.
We walked home and my mom almost had a heart attack when she saw me. She cleaned my cuts and later Itachi, Sasuke and me went to the park. Those same kids that pushed me down came back, but once they saw Itachi the peed their pants and ran home. No joke.
Yup, good times. I’m sure that that Itachi who beat up those kids for me is still there.
~END OF FLASHBACK~

I still can’t figure out why Itachi would kill off our entire clan, just to ‘test his strength’. He used to be so nice.
“Was Itachi always like this?” Tobi asked.
“No,” I said.
“Really?” Tobi said tilting his head to one side. “What was he like before he was mean?”
“He’ll get mad at me if I tell you,” I said.
“Oh,” Tobi said. “He must’ve been a really big marshmallow then.”
“Not quite,” I said with a laugh. “He used to be a nice person, but not marshmallow nice.”
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