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oruchimaru.....in love? (weird face) by Bianca_sempai

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Chapter notes: well mabe it doesnt say itachi gets layed in the last chapter...
but here we are...
"So your the new member eh?" Kisame sits down after pulling his apron off.

"Yes I am". Oruchimaru responds in his deep and creepy voice.

"So where are you from?" Tobi asks from the other side of the room while in the process of flicking over the channels on the TV.

"I made my own village called the sound village and i use the people there as my pawns so i can use their bodies as mine when i grow old".

"Wow got to give it to him Itachi...he's evil". Hidan speaks in his normal tone

across the room while sipping his tea.

"Yeah but how evil are you!?"

"I can be pretty evil..." Oruchimaru answeres back.

"Are you uber ebil?" Tobi asks.

"ubber? Ebil?" Itachi asks Tobi.

"Its more words to describe how ebil people are..." Tobi nods his head while he speaks.

God no wonder he's the childish one....
well i better show him to his room.

"Do you wanna put your bag in your room Oruchi?"

"Oruchi?" Oruchimaru questioned.

"yeah your name is pretty long ill use that for now".

"Aw Ok..." Oruchimaru couldn't explain why but he enjoyed having a

nickname, he felt like he had actually made friends. That he actually found

people that didnt think he was a freak, he felt comfortable.

Deidara walked down from the stairs while passing Oruchimaru and Itachi.

"Hey i can hook you up with a girl off the street if you wanna lose your

virginity quick? Oruchimaru whispered to Deidara while passing, just loud

enough to Itachi to hear.

Itachi muffled his laughter behind his coat.

lilly walked past in the corodor and told the boys to behave and

Oruchimaru and Itachi walked up the stairs.

"You Ok Deidara?"

"Yeah im fine..." Deidara sighed as he passed to the bathroom.

"Well here we are" Itachi sighed while reaching the top of the house in an atick bedroom.

"Thank you..." Oruchimaru walked over to his bed and placed the bag on the floor.

"Sooo...have you ever got layed?" the sharingan user quetioned as he sat next to him.

"Yeah...why?"

"Just asking"

"Have you?"

"Thats privaite".

"You asked me".

"I dont wanna talk about it". Itachi stood up ready to leave the room.

"C'ummon im not going to tell anybody...you haven't have you?"

Oruchimaru sniggers from where he sits.

"Who said I haven't..."

"Well you wouldn't answere, so i guessed".

"But i have..."

"Ok you have just confused me".

"Hmm..."

"So if you have what was the girls name?"

"Uh...it um was a girl..."

"WA!?" Oruchimaru exclaimed and started laughing.

"Shhhhh....nobody knows it was a man!!"

"BWA hahahahahhah...A MAN!! what was she a transfestite?!"

"Uh yeah kind of..."

Oruchimaru muffled his laughter but stopped when Itachi turned around

and gave him the death glare Sasuke was famous for.

By now Oruchimaru and Itachi were down stairs with everyone.

"Master just phoned from the misson and said we can have a brake somewhere".

"Where shall we go? Theres got to be loads of girls". smiled Kisame.

"Why you haven't gotten layed either, because the firls are scared of you".

Sasori was listening to his Ipod at the time, He was always in his human form.

The new jutsu he had mastered let him feel some things...Like hatred,

touch, smell, love and obviously he chose pleasure.

"Yeah and maby Deidara will get lucky!" Hidan was laughing

"Will you guy's stop making fun of the people that hasen't lost their

virginity its really getting on my nurves!!" Lilly shouted to all the boys.

"Why not a camping trip?" Itachi thought.

"Yeah that would be awesome!!!! lets do that!!" Tobi joined into the

conversation.

"Oruchimaru are you Ok with that?" Itachi asked because he was practically

his closest friend.

"Yeah Its fine".

"Good, Are you Ok with sleeping in the same tent as boys Lilly?"

"Uh Yeah im fine as long as you dont rape me".

"Ok well thats settled lets leave tonight!!"
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