Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and this idea belongs to gothgirl-narutofan, I'm just utilizing it.
Chapter 7: What?!?
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Shino: Dad? Can I ask you something?
Shibi (Shino's Dad): Sure? What is it?
Shino: Well, there's this girl that I like, but she might get creeped out by my bugs, what should I do?
Shibi:(surprised) That's easy, son! Just use this book. ::Hands Shino a book titled "How to get a girl to like you: a guide for creepy guys"::
Shino: Will this really work?
Shibi: Of course, it's how I met your mother.
Shino's mother: Don't remind me!
Later, at the training grounds...
Shino: ::thinking:: Here goes!
Shino: Hinata!
Hinata: Oh, Shino-kun. What are you doing here?
Shino: Uh, ::quickly turns around and skims through the book:: If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Hinata: W-what?
Shino: No? Um, I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Hinata: S-Shino-kun, are you feeling alright?
Shino: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Hinata: S-s-stay away from me Shino!
Shino: No, no, I'd call this puppy love, but I'm not into all those new positions.
Elsewhere, at the Inuzuka house...
Hana: Are you okay, Kiba?
Kiba: I don't know, but I just got the weirdest feeling that someone is making a cheesy pick up line involving dogs...
Hana: Just shut up and put on the apron!
Kiba: I hate it when you blackmail me into joining your tea parties!
Hana: Less complaining, more serving, Mrs. FluffyBottoms needs more tea!
Akamaru: (thinking) I hate it when she calls me Mrs. FluffyBottoms.
Anyway, back to Shino and Hinata...
Shino: Please! One of these has to work!
Hinata: Pick up lines?!? That's it!
Censored for cruel violence and books being shoved into places they don't belong repeatedly...
Naruto: Hey! Hinata-chan!
Hinata: Oh, N-Naruto-kun, w-what are you d-d-doing here?
Naruto: I've just realized that Sakura's not gonna give up on Sasuke, so, do you wanna go out?
Five seconds for Hinata's brain to register offer...
Hinata: Yes! Take me!!!
Naruto: Whoa!!!
Shino: ::crying:: Hinata-chan...
(END)
A/N: Haha! It is done! It took me awhile to find the pick up lines, but it was worth it. By the by, don't actually try these lines, they have met absolutely no success at all. By the way, in case you didn't know, Hana is Kiba's OLDER sister (18 years old).
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