Disclaimer: I don’t own anything, okay? That being said, I’m going to leave you to your nonsense. Plays Pokémon Pearl Just leave me alone!
Chapter 6: The Wallet
Kakuzu: Of wow look at this I found a wallet what’s better than finding a wallet…huh…huh??...huh??...finding a wallet with money in it!
Kakuzu: Maybe there’s money ah wa…wa…wa…wa.
Kakuzu: There’s like six hundred dollars in here woohoo haha.
Kakuzu: I’m a rich ninja…I'm a freaking rich ninja, man!
Kakuzu: Woooooo…rich ninja.
Kakuzu: Ok now let’s see what do I do? Do I return it? Do I return it? Keep the wallet…return…keep return…keep keep keep…maybe if there’s no ID. I can keep it.
Kakuzu: Huh…hah…err…lets see nothing so far…ah…ah…ah ha driver’s license.
Kakuzu: Er hmm do I look at it? Should I look at it.
Kakuzu: Ahh its an old lady, oh man… the address is clear as day err should I send it back?
Kakuzu: Errrr nnnnnnnnnnner.
Kakuzu: Let me weigh the options, Let me weigh the options …she’s a old lady she may need the money we all know about that social security problem there having.
Kakuzu: I could return it and she would have her six hundred dollars.
Kakuzu: But…what if she’s already dead?...a dead body does not need money ya know.
Kakuzu: So you can see my logic.
Kakuzu: But if I don’t return it and she does need the money she could die…but if she dies, then she’d be dead and she won’t need the money.
Kakuzu: Hmmm let me consult with the powers that be.
Kakuzu: Do I keep the wallet or shall I return it.
Kakuzu: Ohhhh powers that be…please answer my question… NOW!!!
Thunder and Lightning
Booming Voice: RETURN THE WALLET
Kakuzu: Can’t argue with that I’ll go return the wallet and I hope the powers that be will smile upon me well in the future.
Kakuzu: And I hope the lady that gets this back appreciates it and at least writes me and “thank you” note.
Kakuzu: Freaking old lady…
Booming Voice: KEEP THE WALLET
Zetsu: You’re bad, Leader-sama.
Leader: Yeah, now let’s make Kisame eat shark fin soup again.
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