Disclaimer: Me: Again, ugh. Lee, please do this thing for me, I have a headache.
Lee: Yosh! Ryu Shoten does not own Neurotically Yours or Naruto!
Me: Thank you, here’s a cookie.
Lee: Yay!
Bigger Breasts Through Witchcraft part 1: Amplified Bible
Shizune::groan:: Are you done here.
Tsunade: No, I’m still looking for a reputable book on the wiccan religion.
Shizune: Just get any one, they’re all the same.
Tsunade: No they’re not, for example: this one is called The Practical Wiccan, somewhat reputable, and has some nifty info. A good start for a beginner. But most books are like this, see, Love Spells For The Teenage Witch; this, garbage. How To Get Back At Those You Hate; crap. And this, this is absolutely the worst; Bigger Breasts Through Witchcraft. What a load of bull.
(Tsunade and Shizune speak simultaneously)
Tsunade: I can’t stand when they take a reputable religion and turn it into something that depressed teenage girls exploit on weekends to cast idiotic love spells while sitting around eating cake and wine!
Shizune: Let me see that... Boobies large, Boobies great, Let them grow, exponentially. As large as life, As full as day, Let them grow, exponentially... peers at Tsunade, realizing the incantation did not work:: what a load of crap this is.
Tsunade::sigh:: They have no understanding of its meaning and screw around with powers BEYOND THEIR COMPRENENSION!!! Those fat morons...
Shizune: Hey, look at this, its an amplified bible!
Tsunade: So?
Shizune: Is it louder than the other bibles? AND GOD SAID,
Orochimaru: Oh dear god!
Shizune:LET THERE BE LIGHT!!
Orochimaru: Ahh!
Shizune: AND THERE WAS LIGHT!
Orochimaru: There’s a girl, in my head!!
Shizune: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!
Tsunade: Stop that.
Shizune: AND HE CHANGED WATER, INTO WINE!
Tsunade: Amplified doesnt mean loud, baka.
Shizune: False advertising.
Tsunade: I feel strange all of a sudden... (breasts are growing)
Shizune: Could it have been that mexican food you ate this morning? You dont eat jalapenos for breakfast!!!
Tsunade::burp::
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