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Coin Operated Boy by Yumi

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A/N: Hey! It's an update!! XD

I can't say much for this chapter, but PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW!!!!!! You will make me very very happy if you do!! ^_____^

- Yumi ^__^
Coin Operated Boy




Two: Anger and Infatuation




Made of plastic and elastic
He is rugged and long lasting
Who could ever ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights to choose from
I will never leave my bedroom
I will never cry at night again!
Wrap my arms around him and pretend. . .




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“Oi! Danna!” Deidara said, slightly inebriated and trying to stumble toward his partner as they were walking back from the hot springs. “Who was yer onsen?”

“You mean ‘HOW was your onsen’.” Sasori corrected, slightly perterbed. “And I didn’t appreciate it.”

“Awwwwwwww, why not?”

“Some brat showed up.”

“Really?”

“Stupid little girl.”

“OH! Was she cute?” Deidara asked. Sasori glared.

“She was a child, baka.”

“Pedophile.”

“I’m not the one asking if she was cute.” the redhead stated. Deidara shrugged and opened the hotel door.

“Hey! Lookie! There’re little dolls.” the blonde noticed, though they were barely visable through the alcohol. Sasori looked at the two figures that were standing in the niddle of the floor.

“T-chan? Q-chan?”

“They’re yours?”

“No. They were that little girl’s dolls.”

“Pedophile. She’s here, huh?” Deidara accused, going into the room and looking for a little girl that might be hidden away somewhere. Sasori didn’t move, however. So what if he had seen them at the hot springs? The little girl could have moved them just to annoy him. However, these dolls were already in the hotel when they arrived. Unless Deidara could find the girl and prove she had broken in. . . These dolls were moving of their own volition.

“Oi, Deidara.” Sasori said. “I’m going back to the onsen.”

“Haaaaaai.” the blonde answered, finished in his search and ready to pass out on his bed. “Ja na. . .” Sasori shook his head and left the hotel, wondering if the dolls would follow.




Back at the hot springs, Sasori found the place to be shutting down for the night, cleaning up and shooing people out.

“Is there something I can help you with, sir?” one of the workers asked.

“I’m looking for a small girl about 13 year of age.” The woman blush.

“Why would you be looking for her?”

“She. . . left her belongings somewhere.”

“Um,” she began, not sure of what to do. “You would be talking about small dolls, would you?”

“I am.”

“She’s not here.” the woman said, a little too quickly for Sasori’s taste.

“If you insist.” the red head said, planning to just break into the grounds later. “Thank you.” Sasori turned and left, finding a good perch to sit and watch the onsen until the owners left. It wasn’t long after, either. The last few customers walked out and the workers soon filed out quickly after them. However, Sasori noticed something strange about the old woman who locked up the doors. There was a regular door lock, a pad lock, a card lock, and a paper seal: the kind ninja normally used for sealing in spirits. The old woman looked around for a moment, then walked off, her hands held behind her as if nothing was amiss.

Sasori jumped down from his lookout and over the fences that led into the hot springs. He found the place eerily deserted, though there was no fear to be felt in the heart of the puppet.

Then, he heard a giggle.

Sasori looked around, trying to find the little girl who he knew the giggle belonged to. Instead, the red head found the two same dolls that had been following him around, T-chan and Q-chan, standing still beside him.

“What is it?” he demanded, as if the dolls would answer him. “What do you want of me?” However, the dolls did not move. All Sasori heard was the running of water and the shaking of leaves in the nighttime wind. There was really nothing there. “Oi, imooto-baka. I know you’re there.”>

“Niichan, you moved.” a voice said behind him. Sasori whipped around and found an angry little girl behind him. “You shouldn’t have moved.”

“I had to leave.”

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE MOVED!!!!!!” she shouted, her words craking with the screaming.

“You know that you’re locked in here.”

“So?”

“Don’t you go home?”

“No.” she said, smiling. “Because I don’t leave.” Sasori’s eyes narrowed. So she had made the onsen her home? Why? “It’s your home too!”

“No it’s not.”

“Yes it is!!”

“Baka, you can’t make someone do something against their will.”

“Yes I can. . .” she said, pouncing on Sasori and putting a sticker on his chest. Suddenly, Sasori lost all movement and ability to draw chakra. Barely, Sasori was able to move his eyes down to the paper on his chest. It was a seal: “lock”. The girl giggled and hugged Sasori. “Now you can stay with me forever, Niichan!!”

NO!’ Sasori thought, not able to vocalize his distress. ‘Where the fuck is Deidara?

“I don’t like the way you look, though.” she said/ “I think you need blonde hair!” The girl ran over to the cabinet outside and pulled out a long, synthetic blond wig. “OH! And pink eyes!!”

Pink?

“No, maybe not.”

Good.

“I like those flower contacts!” she declaired, taking out pink eyes and a glass covering to make the irises into daisies. Sadly, Sasori’s eyes were brutally gouged out from their sockets, and his hair was ripped out from the roots. He was thankful then that puppets would not feel pain, or he would have been screaming, even through the seal. “There! You’re adorable!!”

. . . Adorable??

“Now we need clothes for you!”

Fuck she’s annoying.

“You’re pretty enough to wear a dress, I think.”

No. . . Don’t you fucking DARE put me in a dress!!’ The little girl smiled and skipped off to see if she could find a dress for Sasori. . . her new doll.




TBC...



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Notes:


Oi: Hey

Danna: In the anime, Deidara calls Sasori: Sasori-danna. It’s a sign of “respect” and Deidara being Sasori’s underling.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaai: uh, that’s “hai” and yes.

Ja na: Good bye


A/N: Well, I know this one’s short, and I haven’t updated in a long, LONG time, but I’m busy with finals and making money (I’m selling cosplay costumes and purses if you wanna buy!! XD), so don’t expect me to update a lot on TONFA. I can’t think of anything to write for this story lately @___@;;; DAMN LE PLOT BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please rate and review!!!!!!!!! ^_______^

- Yumi ^^
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