Kat: On the first days of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... A Yondaime in a pear tree!
Yondaime: Why am I in the pear tree?
Kat: Because you're so cute!
Yondaime: *pouty face* Fine, I'll stay up here
Usagi: On the second day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Two Jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Naruto: Yosh! I'm second!
Gaara: *smirks* Yes, but you have to share it with me... Ha! Take that society!
Kat: What does society have against you... I'm the one running from them
Gaara: Yeah, but that's 'cause you belong in an asylum
Dessi: On the third day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Three fine Uchiha's, Two Jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Itachi: Gee, I wonder who the fine Uchiha are?
Sasuke: Of course it's me! Naru-chan can't stay away from me, but didn't Emo-chan say three?
Obito: Have no fear, I am here!
Itachi: *inspects Obito* He's like an Uchiha version of Naruto, or he's you guys' kid
Kat: No! He's my Obi-kun! *glomps Obito*
Syreeta: On the fourth day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two Jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree
Sakura: Who are the tortured fangirls?
Syreeta: You, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata
Hinata: We're not being tortured?
Tenten: Unless they poisoned us!
Ino: Nope, we would have... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Syreeta: *lights on fire* Like I said, tortured
Alyssa: On the fifth day on christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two Jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Jiraiya: All right!
Kakashi: *reading Icha Icha* *giggles*
Sasuke: *smirks* Damn right... Oh Naru-chan! *runs after Naruto*
Itachi and Neji: Why are we pervs?
Kat: Because everyone knows you use your Byakugan to mind rape Gaa-kun, Neji. And Itachi, we all know you use your Sharingan to get inside Naruto's mind so you can have your wicked way with Kyuubi
Neji: Hehe... you knew? *gets nods in reply*
Itachi: Damn straight, now where's Naru-chan?
Kat: I think you mean... Damn un-straight! *Itachi nods before running off*
Yondaime: Kitty it's lonely up here!
Kat: Okay, I'll go up there with you! *goes to Yondaime*
Kat: On the sixth day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Six awesome Sound nin, Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two Jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Sakon: Oh yeah!
Ukon: Finally some recognition!
Kat: Tayuya, get me som hot chocolate, stat!
Tayuya: Y-yes ma'am!
Kidomaru: Oh yeah... I forgot she's scared shitless of you
Kimimaro: *aura of chibiness* What?
Jirobo: *sitting in emo corner*
Dessi: My corner! *beats Jirobo*
Usagi: On the seventh day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Seven Konoha clans, Six awesome Sound nin, Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Uchiha Clan: Go us!
Hyuuga Clan: *smirks* Your dead, remember?
Uchiha Clan: Shut up...
Nara Clan: We're too troublesome according to Shikamaru
Akimichi Clan: What is there to say?
Yamanaka Clan: Mind Transfer?
Aburame Clan: ...
Inuzuka Clan: Take the damn sunglasses off!!! *mauls Aburame Clan*
Dessi: On the eighth day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Eight random dead people, Seven Konoha clans, Six awesome Sound nin, Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Haku: I'm alive!
Zabuza: *looks at hands* Damn it!
Haku: Zabu-kun! *glomps Zabuza*
Zaku: Wow... and I thought death was bad...
Kin: *grabs kunai* I wanna go back!
Dosu: *grabs kunai from crazy* Refrain Kin!
Hayate: I'm back! Yippee!
Sandaime: You just had to bring me back? *glares at Kat*
Kat: Meh, I needed another dead person
Syreeta: On the ninth day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Nine Akatsuki members, Eight random dead people, Seven Konoha clans, Six awesome sound nin, Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Deidara: Our turn finally, un!
Sasori: I wondered why I wasn't in the random dead people
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy
Zetsu: Shut-up Tobi
zETSU: Yeah Tobi, STFU!!!
Tobi: *cries* Meanie! *runs into pear tree with Yondaime, Kat, and Obito* Can I stay here?
Yondaime, Kat, and Obito: *nod*
Itachi: Oh yeah, I've got three spots on this song, 'cause I'm just that awesome!
Kisame: *bubbles come out of mouth*
Hidan: Okay, where's my body?
Kakuzu: Um... pawn shop?
Hidan: You mother fucking bastard!
Alyssa: On the tenth day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Ten ninja weapons, Nine Akatsuki members, Eight random dead people, Seven Konoha clans, Six awesome Sound nin, Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Naruto: Kunai!
Sasuke: Shuriken!
Kiba: Katana!
Shino: Senbon...
Neji: Samahada! *pulls out Kisame's sword*
Gaara: Whatever Zabuza's sword is called! *pulls out Zabuza's sword*
Kankuro: Explosive tag!
Kakashi: Knuckle blades!
Temari: Jutsu!
^All of them: *throw their gathered weapons at the four tortured fangirls*
Kat: On the eleventh day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Eleven un-passed genin, Ten ninja weapons, Nine Akatsuki members, Eight random dead people, Seven Konoha clans, Six awesome Sound nin, Five major perverts, Four tortured fangirls, Three fine Uchihas, Two jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
Neji: That hurt
Naruto: Really... and what about Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari?
Kat: Well, they aren't part of Konoha, but I didn't think it fit into the song if i put that!
Shikamaru: Troublesome, I finally do soemthing for once and people argue over it...
Kat, Alyssa, Dessi, Syreeta, and Usagi: On the twelvth day of christmas Kishimoto gave to me... Twelve different pairings, Eleven un-passed genin, Ten ninja weapons, Nine Akastuki members, Eight random dead people, Seven Konoha clans, Six awesome Sound nin, Five major perverts, Four torutred fangirls, Three fine Uchiha, Two jinchuuriki, and a Yondaime in a pear tree!
SasuNaru
NejiGaa
ShinoKiba
GenmaRaido
ItaKyuu
KakaIru
ShikaTema
SasoDei
ZabuHaku
HidanKaku
KoteIzu
JiraTsu
Naruto: What.
Sasuke: Oh Naru-chan! Guess what!
Naruto: Oh dear god, save me!
Yondaime: I'd save you son, but you need some alone time with the Uchiha right now, and the glare he's giving me... I don't wanna think about the posibilities!
Itachi: I want Kyuu!
Kyuubi: Yes?
Itachi: Kyah! *glomps Kyuubi before dragging into a separate room*
Kat: Where are Gaara and Neji? And Shino and Kiba?
Dessi: They've been gone since the fifth verse...
Alyssa: Well, they better be back in time for the next song damn it!
Usagi: Deck the hall- *gets hit with a frying pan*
Syreeta: See... Hidan's body is useful by itself, it still wants to kill Usa-chan!
Hidan's Head: You bought my body!?!
Syreeta: Correction. I own your body, and its the Maid now! Nyah! *stciks tongue out at Hidan*
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