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LET'S SEE HOW GOOD THE NARUTO CHARACTERS CAN SING AND DANCE!!! by WarlordJEREK

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Chapter notes: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
"Naruto you're up!" I say.

"But the show just started!" "I don't care, give, nor WANT to give a crap! Now shut up and dance and sing and do it good or else I'll turn you inside out tear you in two and smash your ramen to mud!!!!!" I exlaim back at him. "OH GOD!" Naruto screams and starts to dance widly. Then he starts to sing. "I'm too smexy for this shirt, wayyyyy too smexy for this shirt, I'm smart and sexy and that hurtss!!!!!!!" BUZZZ! "You're elimantated!" I holler at him. "But WHY?" Naruto asks. "Because you're not smart nor sexy. That was completely out of your leauge," I explain. "I will never be able to live up to your incredibly high standards!" Naruto screams and bursts into tears. "No Naruto, you couldn't live up to your OWN standards," I tell him. "SHUT UP!!! KAKAKAKKDDKDKDODODODODODODOODODJLSDLKJDSLKJDSKJDSKJFKJKSLDJ!!!!!!!!" he yells and runs off to an insane asylum.

"Well that's all the disturbing comdedy for today. See you next time on this crappy show that I'm too lazy to repeat its name!"
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