This is my first fic.
Just a list of what a Narutard would do.
I tried to do different stuff that people haven’t done.
-When your art teacher asked a rhetorical question about what art was you shouted, “Art is a bang, un!”
~Let’s just say I got a few stares…
-When someone had fish sticks for lunch, you screamed, “Fish are friends! Not food!”
~no comment
-You do random hand sign when you’re bored.
~It gets addicting! ^_^
-When your science teacher asked you to list a kind of mammal, you replied Itachi, or Kitsune, or other animals from Naruto.
~Don’t look at me like that! It was just ONCE! ONCE! *shifty eyes*
-When you see the Kashi commercial you tell your friend they are insulting Kakashi.
~No one dared eat a Kashi bar around me after that.
-You call your teacher sensei by accident.
~My teacher was like -_-?
-You try to use Sharingan on your friends.
~It doesn’t work… T-T
-You wonder what kind of ninja you would be if you lived in Konoha.
~Come on. Everyone’s gotta have done it, right? I’m not alone? *looks around*
-Give out threats to anyone who insults Naruto or your favorite character.
Example 1
Guy at my school: Naruto is such a stupid show!
Me: Well, Gaara’s gonna kill you when your sleeping and feed your body to ninken!
Example 2
My friend AJ: Neji’s so girly and stupid.
Me: Take that back! Take that back or I’ll go all Byakugan on you!
My friend AJ: -_-;
-You randomly speak Japanese.
~Can’t help it.
-Try to gather chakra to different parts of your body to run faster, etc.
~It worked! It really worked! *giggle*
-You run Naruto style. (you know, arms back, back slouched)
~Actually, my friend AJ did this and my gym teacher said, “Pretending to be Superman isn’t gonna help you run faster!”
-You try to train your dog to be a ninken.
~I actually did this to my dog, Danny. He got angry and bit me… *_*
-You imagine how your favorite character can kill a person you hate.
~*eyes bloodshot* DIE! DIE!
-You compare people in your class to Naruto people.
Me: You’re like Chouji!
Guy in my class: I’m NOT Gouchi! Or whoever that is!
Me: Yes you are. *Uchiha glare*
Guy in my class: What are you staring at?!
I know my things are a little… unusual. So it takes less to be a Narutard!
If you do
0-2 of these things: Keep at it! You can become a Narutard!
2-4 of these things: Almost there!
5-7 of these things: Congrats! You’re a Narutard!
8-10 of these things: Woot! Proud Narutard! *grins*
11-14 of these things: What is wrong with you! LOL *hands 'Narutards rule' cap*
15 of these things: A perfect Narutard! *hands 'I'm a Narutard' t-shirt and badge*
Please rate and review. It is my first fic! *nods* ^_^
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