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Okay, We're All Screwed by CrimsonClover

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Chapter notes: -waves- NIKKI HERE! Trying to get us out of danger...sorta

My chapter is short, but ne

Flashybacks
I bit through my gag and the duct tape and glared at Itachi, "DAMN YOU! YOU PRETTY BOY UCHIHA! WHEN I GET OUT OF HER! I'M KILLING YOU IN ONE OF MY FICS AND YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID AGAIN!" I barked.

The eldest of the remaining Uchiha's brow twitched visibly as he glared at me and before I knew it I was gagged and duct taped...again. The others gave me that '...You're and idiot look,' as I blushed and turned away.

And I had only been having a nice night at home...

I was laying on my bed typing more to this KakuzuxOC smut...and thinking of new ways to torture my arch rival, Itachi.

YES PEOPLE! My arch enemy is a fictional character. Stop staring at me like that, DAMNIT!

I stopped when I heard a slight knock on my window. I paused and grabbed my kunai, pulling it too my chest, after all, all that talk of dolls coming alive had made me so scared I was actually going to sleep with a kunai and my car keys.

ANYWAYS, the knock at the window became more persistant and I slowly reached towards the blinds, peeking through them...stupid move, yes, I MEAN I COULD HAVE BROKEN THE BLINDS!

A kunai crashed through the window and I fell on my back, glaring at the intruder.

There was a long paused, "MY ARCH RIVAL!" I screamed going to attack him with a kunai...which ultimately failed, one fanfic writer should not attempt to attack a S-class nin, but I AM NOT YOUR AVERAGE FIC WRITER...okay, mabye I am.

The raven haired man practically tackled me as he started to die me up.

"BONDAGE!" I yelled through the gag...until the image flashed into my mind and suddenly I felt sickened.

I felt myself get whacked by the Uchiha as he stared at me as if I was inferior...damn Uchihas and their 'Oh I'm so better then you' attitude, it pisses me off.

Note to self: When I get my laptop back, kill the damn Uchiha for good or blackmail Kishimoto-sama....

He picked me up and I found myself...where I am now..staring at Jess...getting us into even more trouble.


I paused in my thoughts, mabye yelling at the captor wasn't a smart idea, he activated his sharingan and I tried to scream, though it was muffled.

Next thing I know...I'm watching horrible SasuSaku, NaruHina...and...and KAKUHIDA! MY EYES DAMNIT!

I can practically feel Itachi laughing at me right now...the bastard, yes, I really need to kill him.
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