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TONFA: The musical by Hope4love

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Original Song: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Parody Song: Flaming Rhapsody by Chelsea


Is this the TONFA-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a flame war-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the screen and see-
I’m just a poor girl, I need no sympathy-
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the story goes, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, just flamed a man, Put the truth against his head
Type the keys, now he fled
Mama, I had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to get banned
If I'm not back on again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, The mod has come
Sends shivers down my spine, hand's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to leave
I sometimes wish I'd never did this at all

I see a little silhouette of a girl
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Shouting and fighting, very, very frightening me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor girl and nobody faves me
She's just a poor girl from a poor family
Spare her account from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let her go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let her go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzebub has an admin put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can ban me and spit in my eye
So you think you can hate me and leave me to cry
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the story goes

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Just bored. Points to the first person who figures out what this parody song is about.
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