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TONFA: The musical by Hope4love

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Chapter notes: This song is so funny.
The writer had written a great fanfic, one that could make people drool at its awesomeness, but due to a power outage and the author forgetting to save. It was never seen by anyone.

Original song: Tribute
Parody song: The Greatest fanfic in the world. (Short Version)

This is the greatest and best fanfic in the world . . . tribute.

Long time ago me and my pal Ashley here...
we was sitting' down on a hard computer chair.
All of a sudden
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the room.

And he said:
"Write the best fanfic in the world,
or I'll eat your souls (whisper: Souls)."

Well me and Ashley... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we type the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Fanfic in the World,
it was The Fanfic in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
you can write anything,
No matter who it be,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun don’t shine and the moon don’t glow
and the grass don’t grow oooh

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you Admins?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but girl’s
rock!!!!"
Ahh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Fanfic in the World, No No!
This is just a tribute.
Forgot to save The Greatest Fanfic in the World, yeah,
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Fanfic in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Fanfic in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother fucking' Fanfic,
The Greatest Fanfic in the world!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
(Mene) (LUCIFER)!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the Fanfic we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually look
anything like this fanfic!

This is just a tribute!
You got to believe me!
And I wish you could have seen it!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God, God loving’,
So surprised to find you can't stop me. (scat)

O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre aaaaah!
All right!
All right!

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Yeah I decided to turn this into a round robin, because I’m working on two stories that are kind of complicated. For whoever chose to write a chapter in this story remember make sure to put in a song and it has to deal with TONFA not just Naruto. Also don’t try to hog the story. This is for everyone. Can’t wait to see what you guys come up with.
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