The now new author begins to read other peoples work, but start to get upset when she see all the spelling errors in people’s writing. “This is not meant to offend anybody, it’s only for fun.”
Original song: I like big butts by Sir-Mix-A lot
Parody song: I hate bad grammar by Chelsea
*talking*
Oh my god
Ashley, look at this story
There is like so many mistakes
It looks like somebody raped and killed the English language
Who can understands this
Hey maybe English the writer’s second language
Quick look at his/her profile
OMG It’s say she/he was born and raised in San Francisco and went to the UK for summer vacation’s
I can't believe it's that’s like as much knowledge as you can get about the English language
And yet it’s so poorly written
I mean, yuck
This story is just so bad
*rap*
I hate bad grammar and I can not lie
You other writers can't deny
When a story come in with letters out of place
And no dialogue in your face
You get sick
Wanna pull up bucket
Cuz you notice the author was like ‘fuck it’
Somewhere in the writing you stopped caring
I'm confused and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
So I can kick ya (Yes I rhymed the same words together. Sue me)
The authors tried to warn me
But that fanfiction you got
Make Me so huffy
Ooh, burn my eye skin
You say you wanna get in on the top ten
Well excuse me, sorry but your just the average noobie
I've see you dancing'
Like you deserve to be prancing'
It’s bad, sad, should put up the white flag
I'm tired of all the OC’s
Beginning to hit the scene
Take the average readers and you’ll see
They’ll ask you where the hell is Lee
So authors (yeah) authors (yeah)
your computer got MS word (hell yeah)
Well type in, type in, type in that healthy word
Baby take it back
In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja
In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja
Baby take it back
In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja
In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja
I like them long and planned
and hoped they’ve been reader scanned
Otherwise I can't help myself
I'll act like a flamer
And start calling you Kramer
When I get home
I’ll UH, throw up UH UH
I’m not talking about randomness
Because that needs to be dismissed
I want them real thick and juicy
So good that you’ll see double
Chelsea's in trouble
Begging for a good couple
So I'm looking at these pairings
Trying to see what they sharing
But I start flaring
When They can’t even write glaring
A word to the new and old sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't tease you or hit ya (Yes again)
But I got to be straight when I say I wanna --
Take you to the day earth was born
That’s when English started going on (Not true, but you get the point)
A lot of Noobs won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather you stay and say
I'm new but I'm strong
And I'm about to get the fiction on
So writer (yeah), writer (yeah)
Want to at least be on the top 80’s (yeah)
Then go to school
and don’t drop out
Then you’ll no when to shout
Baby take it back
Baby take it back
Yeah baby
when it comes to fanfiction
Ff.net got nothing to do with my selection
10 chapters and 30 pages
only if 100000 words long
So you think your story newsworthy
You’ve been working on it till two-thirty
But just because its PM doesn’t mean it’s worthy, you heard me
My eye sockets don't want none unless you've got the guns Hun
You can do drama or Yuri, but please don't misspell
Some people teeth start to chatter
Saying good grammar doesn’t matter
So they slaughter it and leave it
And I pull up quick to revive it
So people says you're whack
Well I’m not down with that
Cuz Your writing just need some proof reading
And I'm up for some beta meetings
To the beanpole who choose to ignore this
Well I got something you can kiss
That fanfic just needs a little fixture
In a minute it a be a word painted picture
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz my stories be on the list
He had game but he chose to miss them
And pulled up quick to get with help them
So authors if your typing is bad
Make people feel like Ben lad
Dial 1-900-HelpYou out and then you’ll be able to shout
Baby take it back
Baby take it back
Little in the writing but I can help thatx4
----
I think I’m going to stop writing this and turn it into a round robin, because my songs are making me sound bitchy.
[Reviews - 31]Chapter or Story
Table of Contents
- Text Size +
Chapter notes: Just being stupid