Alfred: hey, it's been a long while, but we're back!
Itachi: damn.
ALfred: and, i brought Ino with me!
Ino: is sasuke here?
Alfred: *points to Sasuke*
Sasuke: Damn.
Ino: SASUKE!!!! EEEPPPP!!! *runs, screaming to Sasuke*
Sakura; GET AWAY FROM MY SASUKE, PIG!!! *runs, yelling to Ino*
Sasuke: GET AWAY FROM ME! RAPE!!! RAAAAPEEEE!!! (runs, screaming from Sakura and Ino*
Kisame: heh, that's amusing...
AlfreD: know what's amusing?
Kisame: what?
Alfred: JO MAMAS HOUSE!!! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hidan: INSULTING MOTHERS IS AGAINST MY RELIGION!!!!
AlfreD: sure it is. oh, and Hidan?
Hidan: if it's against my religion....
Alffred: i read the Naruto manga with you in it on youtube....and i've just realized that you haven't said 'its against my religion' in the entire manga.
Hidan: so? maybe that is too.
Itachi: but..you're saying it right now.
hidan:....damn.
Alfred: oh, and if the subbing was correct, and i checked three translations to make sure, you're the first, and only, character in the entire manga to say the 'F' work.
Deidera: *gasp* HIDAN SAID A POTTY WORD...!!!
Hidan:...your point...?
Deidera: I'M TELLING LEADER ON YOUUU!!!
Hidan: go screw your self...
Deidera: and he'll make you change religions!
hidan: you know what, fu-
Alfred: *whacks with a random telephone pole* POTTY WORD ALERT!!!
Everyone: 0_0...
Hinata: w-what's the F word....?
Sasuke: you mean you don't know?
Neji: she's REALLLY sheltered.
Naruto: well, it's fu-
Alfred: POTTY WORD! *whacks with said pole*
Hinata: ...is it a bad word...?
AlfreD: very. now, to a dare. from Bloodrose. WHOM I DO NOT OWN!!! now, she/he wants...oh, boy. Yo, um Ino..could you come here for a moment...
Ino: what?
Alfred: SHADOW POESESSION JUTSU!! *freezes Ino*
shikamaru: i'm not gonna ask how you know how to do that....
Alfred: Now, shikamaru! same to Sasuke!
Shikamaru: how troublesome...shadow possesion...i guess...
SAsuke: what the heck do you think you're doing..?
AlfreD: a dare. forgive me, Sasuke, Ino...Sakura..i give you permission to..dare i say it...make out with Sasuke.
*silence*
Sasuke and Ino: WHAT THE FU-
Alfred: *raises pole threatingly*
Sasuke and Ino: fu...FUZZYKINS???
Sakura: MEEEEEPPPPP!!!! *dashes over to Sasuke*
Alfre:d And Ino, you must watch.
Ino: *twitch*
Sasuke: MMPHHH!!! MPH! MMMMPPPHHHH!!!
Alfred: I HEARD THAT!!! *whacks Sasuke* no using that word, even when you're not understandble!
Ino: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SASUKE, BILLBOARD BROW!!!!
Shikamaru: how the...how'd she get loose..
Alfred: this might not end very well...
*PAIN*
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