I got this idea from a joke called the three aliens. I do not own Naruto.
There was once three kit foxes called Naruto, Sakura, And Sasuke who were all brothers and sisters.
All of them could speak but the only problem was that they each could say one word or phrase. Naruto
could only say " Yes, yes! ". Sasuke could only say " With a knife, with a knife! ". Sakura, could
only say " For money, for money! ".
It just so happened that when they were all One year old they came across the dead body of the all-
star dog Kiba. Also, it just so happened that a dog policman by the name of Kakashi found them next
to Kiba's body. He asked " Did you kill him? " Naruto answered " Yes, yes! ". " How did you kill
him? " Sasauke answered " With a knife, with a knife! " " Why did you do it? " Sakura answered
" For money, for money! " " Well then I'll have to take you to jail. " Naruto: " Yes, yes! "
" Okay." ..... said Shikamaru.
At the jail they were given a menu of food that they could have. When asked, Sasuke answered " knife
, Knife! " Naruto had tried to muffle Sasuke so all Kakashi could hear was the knife part. So, he
gave the three young kits a knifre to eat. ' They sure do eat weird stuff. '
When asked to choose a comfort Sakura answered " Money, money!". Sasuke had tried to muffle Sakura
because he had realized what was happening. By now Kakashi was getting extremely perplexed. He gave
them money.' What is wrong with these kits? ' " You know what, I don't think you kits killed kiba,
you're free to go. " For the first time in Naruto's life he answered correctly, " Yes, yes! "
' Geez they are weird kits. '
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" , screamed Naruto, Sakura,
Sasuke.
They had woken up from the craziest dream and were going crazy. They went even crazier when Kakashi
said that he had popped the genjutsu on them on purpose and that a crowd had been listening to their
sleep. ' Oh boy, I'm going to get it. Better make a run for it. ' thought Kakashi. he ran with his
team following close behind.
The End.
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