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Dancing Letters by Kitt_Griffen

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Chapter notes: Alright! Meh second story so I hope you all like it. Yeah I know that I haven't finished my other one but heck this idea was there nagging me in the brain the whole time and I was getting annoyed because my other story was turning out crappy so I'll let this idea wear itself out.
Disclaimer: Full rights go to Mr. Kishimoto for all the Naruto characters and plot. There is no copy right infringment intended. Same rights go to the creaters of the Abrigded Naruto series, I quoted some of their work in there.
This begins with two men and a phrase. The phrase being more distinguishable among the American culture and for that matter in any culture, is this: 'Oh shit'. Now if we knew why that one of the males in this particular story thought this throughout the entire piece of literature, then we'd be psychic. We are not, we will never be beyond my knowledge, and that is certainly why this story has come into motion.

Now the two men. It is by logic that if this was placed in a Sasuke and Naruto category then, in fact, the two males are going to be Sasuke and Naruto. They are more commonly known in Japanese culture and known just as well probably everywhere else in the world besides the US. Why? Because they're still just starting the series. On with the plot. Yes I'm saying the plot even before the story starts. I don't need rude comments and flames thank you, and my cookies are now in a sealed vault. Letters. Yes. You all saw this right. Letters. This is the plot. I can assure it is, for its in the title AND it is in nice bold letters as you can plainly see. Like the nose that is on your face, you may have to cross your eyes to see it though if you don't have a mirror handy. Bad anology. And this is what everyone will be typing, I assure you I'm in my right mind and that there is no need for any rude comments. Yet there is bound to be one that says this exactly:

'You're f***ing kidding me, right?' Or one that is a nice comment that has gone horribly worng, but still manages to make the author feel good, such as this: 'Bloody f***ing vrilliant!!!' Okay the ' vrilliant ' is for the people that don't bother to check their spelling. And I sure wish I knew what 'F star star staring' meant. I'm joking. I do know what it means, you're cursing in a language that people use when they can't find the right words to say. And that usually means that you are illiterate. Maybe this should have been called the 'rant before the prologue', eh?

Now without further spoiling the plot I will be on my happy merry way to eat some donuts. Sweet sweet rice balls. I mean donuts. One last thought, 'Oh shit' for the people that will chase after me for NOT finishing my first story. You stalkers, if any, will no doubt be the end of me. And please try to remain in your seats at all times while reading this story. Yes even you who is now pausing you're fancy MP3 player and thinking, 'I gotta go to the bathroom, I'll finish this piece of crap story later.' It is not crap. That comment hurt- yes even though I typed it, but you thought it- and I shall tell you one thing more:

This is a story about how they get together... Through letters. Dancing letters if you look up at the title... I've no clue why they are dancing in the first place... I'll start running now so you can kill me... Bye!
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