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I Never Would Have Thought by Liey

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Chapter notes: I DON'T OWN NARUTO.

Ok, yes, I realize that this probably the most cliche thing ever, and it's really odd and kind of confusing, but I couldn't resist. ^_^

IMPORTANT: There is no narration in this story. *gasp*

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Don't worry, start reading and you'll understand.

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I apoloize in advance to all Vegetarians. I hold nothing against you, I was one myself, but I needed some sort of debate topic. XDDDD
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[Jese105=Posted-3/7/07, 2:15
  Ok, look people, vegetarianism is, you know, cool and all, but we were put on this earth as the dominant species, and we have canine teeth, meaning, we're meant to eat meat. ever thought about that?]

[wHeReIsThElOvE=Posted-3/7/07, 2:18
just cause we have something, doesn't mean we have to use it.]

[emopride000=Posted-3/7/07, 2:28
Meat FTW!!! Seriously, just eat meat you veggie freaks!]

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[I say that, yeah, so we have canine teeth, that doesn't mean we have to eat meat, it means we have the option to eat meat. And, I'm not vegetarian, some of my favorite foods are meat, but I know where they come from. Why kill a living thing, when you can eat veggie? So, basically, I'm on the fence about the whole thing, because I can see both sides of the issue. (I've never been much of a debater. XD)]

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[emopride000=posted-3/7/07, 2:28
Meat FTW!!! Seriously, just eat meat you veggie freaks!]

[Orange_swirled_ramen=Posted-3/7/07, 2:34
I say that, yeah, so we have canine teeth, that doesn't mean we have to eat meat, it means we have the option to eat meat. And, I'm not vegetarian, some of my favorite foods are meat, but I know where they come from. Why kill a living thing, wen you can eat veggie? So, basically, I'm on the fence about the whole thing, because I can see both sides of the issue. (I've never been much of a debater. XD)]

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[I say that, yeah, so we have canine teeth, that doesn't mean we have to eat meat, it means we have the option to eat meat. And, I'm not vegetarian, some of my favorite foods are meat, but I know where they come from. Why kill a living thing, wen you can eat veggie? So, basically, I'm on the fence about the whole thing, because I can see both sides of the issue. (I've never been much of a debater. XD)]

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[emopride000=posted-3/7/07, 2:28
Meat FTW!!! Seriously, just eat the damn meat you veggie freaks! ]

[Orange_swirled_ramen=Posted-3/7/07, 2:34
I say that, yeah, so we have canine teeth, that doesn't mean we have to eat meat, it means we have the option to eat meat. And, I'm not vegetarian, some of my favorite foods are meat, but I know where they come from. Why kill a living thing, wen you can eat veggie? So, basically, I'm on the fence about the whole thing, because I can see both sides of the issue. (I've never been much of a debater. XD)

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emopride000-Why are you even here? You're worse at this than I am.]

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[From:emopride000 Date:3/7/07

keep it to yourself Orange_swirls_ramen, you fag. you suck at it just as much as i do]

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[emopride000, get over yourself. I barely even said anything, other than your opinion in there didn't make sense. And it didn't. Seriously, "Meat FTW!!", how dumb is that???]

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[From:emopride000 Date:3/7/07

makes perfect sense, fags like you just don't get it. veggie freaks are ruining the food chain.]

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[how do they ruin the food chain????]

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[From=emopride000 Date:3/7/07

dude, animals we don't eat live when they're not supposed to. we get animal overpopulation. so veggie freaks should just eat the damn meat.]

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[What about animal rights? And anyway, how are a few extra animals a bad thing?]

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[From=emopride000 Date:3/7/07

those few extra breed, man, and become a hundred extra. and then there isn't enough for them to eat, and animals lower on the food chain go extinct. how's that for animal activism??]

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[you have AIM? because pm's piss me off, not sure why, but they do. I want to hear more about this theory.]

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[From=emopride000 Date:3/7/07

don't have aim. e-mail, if you want]

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[sure, what is it?]

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[From=emopride000 Date:3/7/07

this name @konomail.com
e-mail me]

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