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Akatsukiz-n-The Hoods by Twilight of the mist

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Chapter notes: I was bored so i parodied Boyz-n-the hood
Akatsukiz-N-The-Hood
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be a kage soon
I gotta get chakra' before the day begins
Before my leader starts bitchin' about my missions
About to go and damn near went blind
Young nin's on the pad throwin' up hand signs
I went in the house to get my shurikin'
With my katana on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and I stared throwin' my weapons
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped in the summon hit the chakra' on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by Hokage
It was "Mission Mission" and all that shit
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my summon yo'
Killin' my Village, Gashin' the ho's
I went to the park to kill the spook
Knuckle-heads out there playin' kage to boot
A Toad pulls up, who can it be?
The knuckle head ninja of that konoha village
He picks up the speed and he starts to say
Sasuke's gonna kill ya someday .

'cause the Akatsukiz-n-the hoodz are alwayz hard

Come talkin' that trash n we'll pull kill ya' hard
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be killaz'
Don't quote me boy, I ain't killd' ya' shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna just kill
So I go to a place where my homeboyz chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the base of op-ration'
greeted with a kunai and I start drinkin'
And from the sake my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her hite-ite
She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a jonin and I slashed the ho'
And her father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-slash and killed his old ass off

'cause the Akatsukiz-n-the hood are alwayz hard
Come talkin' that trash n we'll kill ya;'off
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be killaz'
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homie scored a jinkuriku he's gonna fly, punk ass fly.


-sorry this is so wrong in so may ways-
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