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caffine high by Twilight of the mist

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Chapter notes: I havent been sleeping at all caffine is my lifeline at the momment I own neither Naruto nor Cosco and I dont own Rockstar or monster or red bull energy drinks
-TWILIGHT IS MINE-
Twilight Hello evreyone
everyone:what up
Twilight:WTFU Bitches
Everyone:0.0
Twilight:Sorry ive been Bi-polar lately
Tobi:why
Twilight:BECAUSE STARBUCKS CLOSED(Pulls out shotgun)Die Bitch(shoots tobi)
Tobi:X.X
Hidan:caffine is against my reli(twilight shoots him too)X.x
Itachi:Its okay lets raid cosco for Caffine
TWILIGHT:REALY ?
Everyone: yeah
Twilight:YAa (Starts shooting wildly)
KAbuto:X,X(dies)
-At Cosco-
Kisame:look the complete jaws
Tenten:(Sweatdrops)
Naruto:Hey look tag(sprays himself)come and get me
Orochimaru:no that not tag 0.0
NAruto:Reada label -Gat-What The hell is this
Orochimaru:Its Yaoi tag
Sasuke jumps on him
Naruto:0.0
Sasuke:take me now
Naruto:OMFG NO F-KING WAY
Neji Garra Kiba and Deidara: (Jump on him)
Naruto:OMFG WTF WTF WTH oh Shit Get off of me Goddamit

-Leader:eying the akitsuki-
KIsame:-watching jaws-
Itachi:-flirting with hinata and Twilight-
Hidan,Sasori and Tobi:-Dead-
Deidara:-on naruto-
Leader:wtf.......
Twilight:Stop getting distracted itachi
Itachi:Im sorry but how cant I get distracted by you hotness
Twilight:0.0 ok.....ay
Hinata:hees sufering from deficiency too
Itachi:Smacks Kakashi
Kakashi:W...T...F...
Sasuke:taday you die Itachi Chido...(Itach glomps him)0.e
Twilight:STOP GETTING DISTRACTED DAMMIT DO I NEEEED TO SHOOT SOMEONE EVERY FRICKIN TIME WE GO OUT
Everyone:I guess
Twilight:grrr (Shoots Kankuro's puppet)
Kankuro:hey wait a min...
Twilight:(cocks barrel)
Kankuro:0.o
Twilight:GET THE CAFFINE
Everyone:Grabbs Any thing With Caffine or shugary goodness and throws them into huge carts
Garra:Grabs:chocolate Laxitives angd thows them in a cart too
-at old uchiha complex-
Twilight:yay caffine (grabs a lo-carb monster drink)
Sasuke: -outside- Let me in
itachi:no your dissowned (Grabbs a lo-carb monster)
Sakura:grabbs a (carb free rockstar)(Throws up) THIS IS CRAP
Itachi Hinata And Twilight:LIKE YOU?
Naruto:Belive It
Sakura:whatever -Turns emo-
Ino:that happens when she has caffine whatever what a loser

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