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A Freakin' Stupid Truth or Dare Show by gaaras_girl343

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Chapter notes: Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto. I'm so sad. My OC character, Kitty, is human, not a cat, and very good friends with Gaara.
Show Cast:
Kitty, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Dedria, Kiba, Shino, Zabuza, Shikamaru, and Hinata.
Kitty: Yo, people! Welcome to my Truth or Dare show!
Gaara: How did I get myself into this?
Kankuro: Cuz you're stupid.
Gaara: Bite me!
Kankuro: *bites Gaara*
Gaara: *knocks Kankuro unconscious*
Temari: So, what's the first thing, Kit?
Kit: Okay, first up is Dedria! Truth or Dare?
Dedria: Dare! Bring it on!!
Kit: Okay. I dare you to... make out with Naruto for a whole minute, and you have to hug him along with that!
Dedria: No way am I kissing that sleaze ball!! *walks out*
Naruto: What did you just call me?!? *runs after Dedria
Sasuke: Naruto! Don't leave me here alone with them!!!!!
Sakura: Okay, what's next, Kit?
Kit: Next is Gaara!
Gaara: Um, gimmie a dare.
Kit: Okay!! I dare you to strip to your boxers for the rest of the show!
Gaara: *disdainfully takes clothes off*
Sasuke: *laughs*
Gaara: *kills Sasuke*
Kit: Gaara!! Don't kill anyone else, please!!! *puppy dog eyes*
Gaara: Um, okay...
Kit: Next is Kankuro!!! If he's conscious...
Kankuro: I'm up. And I pick dare!!!
Kit: I dare you to wear a little pink outfit for the rest of the show!
Kankuro: No way!!!
Gaara: *puts Kit's little pink outfit on Kankuro*
Kankuro: God dammit!
Kit: Next is Zabuza and Shino!
Zabuza and Shino: Dare...
Kit: You guys have to sing a duet song!!! You will sing... Best Friend by ToyBox!!!
Zabuza: *girl voice, singing* He's my best friend, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? He tickles in my tummy! He's so yummy yummy, hey, you should have a best friend too!!
Shino: *Refusing to sing*
Zabuza: God, Shino! You could atleast look like you're paying attention!
Shino: -_- *falls asleep standing up*
Kit: O.O Okay, next is Temari and Shikamaru!
Shika: *fake sarcasm* woopie!
Temari: Ok, what is it, Kits?
Kit: You have to kiss Shika on the lips for one minute!
Tem and Shika kiss
Kit: Times up!!!
Tem: God, Shika's such a good kisser!
Kit: Well, that's all for today!!! Come next time for more funny dares!!!
Chapter end notes: Please review!! It will be greatly appreciated!
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