AlfreD; well, after we all thought shukaku was going to kill us, Garra's drunkenness wore off, and he collaspsed.
Oni_Chan: poor panda-kun...
AlfreD; i have no clue how you people get into my fanfics. but i will one day.
Itachi: lemme guess. this dare is fron-
Zetsu: Oni_chan.
Hidna: lord, take me now.
Oni_chan: *smiles sweetly*
Alfred; okay, ITachi!
ITachi: dammit, meg....
AlfreD: you must-
Itachi: no! i won't do it!!
Oni_chan: pleeaseee do it...
Itachi: no..
ONi-Chan: *puupy dog face*
Itachi: n...n...*Twitch* okay, fine.
Alfred: you have to...*whispers in ITachi's ear*
Itachi: But i don't like her!
AlfreD: *shrugs* tough.
Itachi; but i don't wanna!
Oni_chan: you promised, though!
Itachi: but-
Oni_chan: *takes out katana* you. Promised.
Itachi: *meep* okay...Sakura.
Sakura: yes, big brother of Sasuke who is kinda hot, but never as hot as my precious sasuke-kun?
Itachi:.....i..love you.
Sakura:...?
Itachi: i love you so much, the my world revolves around you.
Sakura:...
Itachi: *hugs*
Kisame: ..HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--
Leader: *whacks him on the head* queit, it's tpuching.
Oni_chan: *taking Pictures*
*romantic music is playing in the background. suddenly, it stops, and itachi walks back to his seat.*
Sakura:but...but...but..
Itachi: you've got better chances with my foolish little brother tahn me.
Sakura:...really? *glomps sasuke*
Sasuke: thanks a lot, ITachi.
Itachi: *smiles* anything forr you, litle bro.
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Chapter notes: whoa. i didn't say 'dammit meg' or lord take me now in the last chapter. i've gotta remember..don't own nothing not oni_can, nothing.