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ATKASUKI..TRUTH OR DARE!! episode 2!! by Xrayer

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Chapter notes: still not owning naruto or Family guy... oh, and a lot off these were done ahead of time..
Alfred: time for round two!!

Kisame: Lord, take me now.

ALfred: It's for youuuu Itachi!

Itachi: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME???

ALfred: DEAL WIV IT!! now, Itachi-kun..

ITachi: ITACHI-SAMA!!!

ALfred: Whatever, Itachi-baka.

ITachi: *twitch* get this over with, so i can kill you.

Alfred: if you survive this dare...*mad giggle* you'll need every ounce of your ninja skills to fight this. you must spend one hour, fending off, and running away from...

Itachi: Mizu anbu?

ALfred: worse.

ITachi: Konoha ANbu?

ALfred: Worse.

ITachi: the kyuubi??

ALfred: EVEN WORSE!!!

Itachi: ZOMG!!! LEADER'S COOKING????

ALfred:..well, worse, i guess.

ITachi: what can be worse than that?

Alfred: *opens trapdoor from last episode under ITachi* you must face 5,000,000 ITACHI-CRAZED YAOI FANGIRLSS!!!! GOOD LUCK!! KYAHAHAHA!!

ITachi: DAMMIt, MEG!!! *falls*


The Atkasuki and ALfred sit, and wait, hear sounds of kunai, fire, and-

Itachi: YAHH!!!! NOOO!!! MY PANTS!!

Alfred: Five minutes...

Zetsu: don't underestimate fangirls..

Itachi: *Breaks out of the ground, dressed only in boxers, and covered in makeup* SAVE MEEEEE!!!! *Dragged back in*

Alfred: i'd think we better leave..before this show's rating goes up... *hears itachi scream?* a lot. so, byes...
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