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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: These are from personal expierience..My friend hurt me for saying most of these
-Tell them all about how Sasuke is '"more special"' than Naruto
*Just to tell you, my friend hits hard..*annoyed look*

--Speak of how he deserves to die
*Purses made marks on me for saying this

---Tell them he won a ninja award, Teme of the Year
*Haha, word of advice, run very far

----Dis the fan, call it a Pokeball
*Hide under chairs...it still won't be safe

-----Call Sasuke gay, or just go SasGAY
*Haha plug your ears you are in for a yelling at

-----Tell them to write his name then circle the last three letters
*Dude you are on your own, I had to hide for a week from Ali

----Tell them why Orochimaru REALLY wants his...body
*This actually makes some fans happy...o.O

---Tell them his hair stlye was taken from a picture in Bird Monthly
*Laugh as you run kid laugh as you run

--Claim that the Chidori is really his summoning jutsu to call his bird brotheren
*Seriously, just laugh an run it will not be safe for long

-Say that weasels are better and can kill a bird just by poking its head
*Hehe Sasuke fans may hate you but Itachi ones go Squee!
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