-Ask why he has caterpillers on his face
*You will be hit in the face and you may be able to see again in a week
--Tell them he shall never be a splendid ninja
*They will be angry and you may be unconscious
---Make fun of the sparkles of youth
*Gut meet shoe, shoe meet gut for you will be kicked and or punched violently
----Tell them to make Lee return Gaara's eyebrows
*You may be able to get a giggle but it is highly unlikely, most likely you will get a fist in your face
-----Question why he looks like Elmo
*In my defense here, look at their eyes, they are so similar it's scary
-----Throw sand at them and say Lee can't beat sand
*So what hospital will you be checking into?
----Point at a caterpiller and scream 'Omg! Lee's eyebrows ran away!'
*Don't worry the bleeding will stop...eventually
---Say he ran away with Gai into the sunset of youth
*It's true and everyone will agree though some will be pissed and may try to push you down a flight of stairs
--Ponder how he gets out of the green spandex onesie
*Seriously! Someone has to have pondered this once! They will be ready to punch you and stop half way when they start pondering it too
-Tell them that he copied Sasuke and Naruto's styles in the preliminaries
*Duck, run, hide, nothing will work for they will come after you wielding heavy machinery
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Chapter notes: Alright another request for my friend Nao
I'm saying this right now, Akira please don't hunt me down! *ahem* Moving on...