-Mention how he looks like a walking traffic cone
*Come on people he's a ninja in neon orange
--Tell them he abuses the right to be a blonde
*...You can't deny it ok, the kid didn't even know what chakra was after graduation
---Say ramen has disappeared thus Naruto shall starve
*....I actually have no idea what they may do, but they will be pissed
----Mention what a special ninja he is
*They will hit you with a snappy come back such as 'Oh yeah? Well Sasuke's more special' Cat fight may ensue...
-----Ask them if they know what really happened over the time skip
*Near three years alone...with Jiraiya....gives you thoughts that will scare anyone, yaoi fans or not. Either way you will not be walking home
-----Say raccoons are better than foxes
*As a Gaara fan I must say this because it is fact....Just don't attack me please
----Mention how he is king of tadpoles and inept frogs
*He always summons the useless ones! Its a fact! He summoned Gamba twice...ooo scary
---Tell them he looks like he has rabies when he goes into Kyuubi mode
*Anyone who says that must be hurt for it alright? No one disses Kyuubi
--Ask them to tell you the real reason he learned Sexy no Jutsu
*A phrase of multiple meanings depending on how hard you think, but I would suggest anything from dodging fists to dodging cars...
-If they don't believe any of this run up and scream 'Believe It!'
*You will get hit upside your head for being a baka
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Chapter notes: Alright, this is for Nao!
Now I'm just here to prove a point about these things...don't hurt me Naru people