-Call him a girl
*Prepare for a beating my friend
--Call him blind
*Ouch...I would suggest running
---Tell them to go shoot a bird
*The whole 'Caged Bird' seal thing, yeah this won't blow over well
----Say Sharingan pwns Byakuugan
*They will be armed with weaponry...head for the hills
-----Tell them Neji should try out for the part of Helen Keller in a play
*Now would you like a black or white coffin?
-----Mention how great the Main House is
*Black eye or two coming your way
----Tell them Neji has a thing for Hinata
*Hopefully, most fans will beat you to death for incest
---Ask what the Byakuugan is really for
*Again one of those depends on the person kinda things here
--Then tell them he helps Ero-Sennin write his novels
*Depends on how you use that phrase, spying or as a character 'cause the second will get you maimed
-Say that he is a Nazi in disguise
*So, I see you don't have a bright future a head of you here
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Chapter notes: Okay! This chapter is for my friend Xena
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