-Tell them how he has a thing for little boys
*Oh come on! Kimimaru, Itachi (which failed) and then Sasuke!
--Say that weasles are the creators of all and snakes are just jealous
*Itachi is just better ...*cowers*
---Tell them Orochimaru is Michael Jackson's twin brother seperated at birth
*Hehehe I didn't say son, I mean really who would want to have a kid with MJ?
----Tell them Manda finally got snippy and decided to eat him
*Haha we all know that snake has issues ^_^
-----Share with them stories of when he and Jiraiya were kids
*You know you have to be curious about their...adventures *shifty eyes*
-----Ask them if they know what his tounge is really for
*...Kabuto probably knows... ...*starts running*
----Tell them Orochimaru has starred in some of Jiraiya's books
*God, say this face to face I advise you to run, very fast
---Tell them Uchihas are stronger than he is and he is a jealous little man
*Why else has he targeted the Uchiha Bros? Other motives..?
--Tell them Orochimaru doesn't rule a village, no he rules a mansion
*Hahaha see see? Hes not that great he doesn't even get two buildings in his 'village'
-Announce the real reason he left Akatsuki, Deidara called him a girl so he cried and left
*Ok seriously the only thing to do here is run and hope the bullets miss
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