-Call him a girl
*All will hiss and spit and the yaoi fans will kill for ruining the ZabuxHaku moments
--Say that Sakura is prettier and all around better
*Ok...what are you on? Crack? Speed? What? Seriosuly....people will come after you
---Get an uber adorable Haku plushie and put it in a freezer before giving it to the fan laughing like a mad person
*How dare you do that to Haku! *mauls arm* Yes fans will maul you and then shove you into a freezer...at the city morgue
----Say he is Zabuza's b*tch
*A few will stab you and others will say duh you loser catch up with the times. Seriously it's what Kishimoto wanted
-----Send them picture's of Haku wearing a pretty pink dress
*They will then tell you to stop taking screen shots from the series genius
-----Remember the Haku plushie? Tell them Barbie is better
*Least you don't have to by Haku's friends like that blonde b*tch
----Say Haku went to hell
**growls* If Haku went to hell you're getting out of this alive..oh dang looks like you aren't walking home tonight
---Say that Haku failed Zabuza by dying
**eye twitch* No one says Haku failed Zabuza...No One. We fans will all come to your house and beat sense into your empty head
--Get ice cubes and make a trail and say Haku went that way
*Just what the hell? You will be slapped and then have ice cubes in your shirt...or pants...*evil laugh*
-Call Haku Sasuke's Ice Princess
**cracks knuckles* You just have a death sentence or something pal? Honestly we will kill you dead with books for saying that
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Chapter notes: Ok this was something I have been meaning to do just for the hell of it
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