-Simply refer to him as Bat Boy
**giggles* They will growl and hiss and spit and procede to hide your body in the river
--Say he escaped to the circus to be a make up artist
*I see little flames dancing around them..maybe you should run and join the circus before they find you
---Mention just who is his favorite evil puppet and why
*This is one of those depends who you ask kind of things. Also one of those, test your friend's thought process. I won't tell you what I mean but some fans may love you and others will poison you...get it now?
----Ponder what his chakra strings can be used for
*Ok most all fans will fall over dead...you consequence? Explaining why your friend is now dead in a pool of their own blood
-----Call him chubby
*You're asking for it. Those fans will murder you along with theirChouji Fandom friends
-----Say he is a walking bilboard for Visa
*Look at his shirt/onesie-thing! It looks like a Visa card! Fans may take time to think of that before they smack you
----Pick up a puppet and fling it around
*They will snatch it from you, glare and then tackle you dead
---Just say the word 'dolls'
*They will actually try to gnaw your arm off.... run child... run
--Ask what he can do with those puppets
*Warnign, this may make fans fall over and die due to lack of oxygen and blood. Those left standing may either pat you on the back or hit you upside the head
-Now for girl fans only, ask them if Kankurou does theit make up
**snickers* Insult the fan and the character, two for one, nice. But you will probably have you face meet the pavement...a lot.
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Chapter notes: Once more this is for you Violet ^_^ All the Sand kids up now
Ok don't hurt me for this chapter people..I think my OCs Neikan and Kari got the best of me here