-Call him a cat
*And get hit by a bat
--Say any kitsune could kick a tanuki's ass
*Prepare for a kick in your ass for that one
---Point to a raccoon on the the side of the road and scream 'Oh noes! Shukaku died!'
**cracks knuckles* Want to repeat that? Cause I don't think your life will last that long
----Mention how pandas are on the verge of extinction
*Hmm..It says in my book you're on the verge of extinction as well...coincidence?
-----Start throwing sand around and say you are Shukaku's new jinchuriki
*B*itch! You did not say that 'cause if anyone gets to be his jinchuriki it's me! *grabs guns*
-----Call him pitiful for being sealed away by Akatsuki
*You'll wish you were sealed away, angry mobs will be at your doorstep
----Say Kyuubi is better than Shukaku for eight more reasons
*So Shukaku only has one tail, but you will only have one eye so it may work nicely
---Call him an armadillo
*I've heard this before and I'll tell you the exact outcome in three weeks when that person returns from the hospital
--Decided to speak Sai and call Shukaku 'huggable', 'cute', 'adorable', 'kind' etc etc...
*Prepare to be mauled by rabid anim...I mean fans...we don't have rabid animals or nothing....*whistles*
-Take them to the desert and leave them there saying you won't bring them back until they find the statue Shukaku is sealed in
*You will be hit with a vase for the meaning of the statue hunt and you will be killed via poisonous snake for abandoning them in the desert
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Chapter notes: This is for John, yeah I finally got around to it
I am a proud Shukaku fan and if you say this I will kill kay thanks ^_^