-Take them to the aquairium and tell them Kisame was captured
*You may be pushed into the shark tank... good going
--When you don't find him at the aquairium treat them to dinner... at a sushi place
*So you weren't pushed into the tank? Maybe you'll be pushed onto the stove table top...
---Tell them Kisame has been in a few of Itachi's worlds himself
*Now is your friend a yaoi fan? The eternal question...
----Get them to repeat after you 'Fish are friends, not food'
**giggles* Gotta love that one but fans will look at you with scary eyes before they go all shark on you
-----Just keep playing the theme song to Jaws over and over agian
*Dodge my friend...dodge
-----Then tell them Kisame got his first big job as playing Jaws' stunt double
*...Really have no clue what may happen but they won't be pleased...
----Ask what Samehada can really be used for
*Perv and run my friend perv and run for if they catch you...well it was nice knowing you
---Tell them Zabuza is definately a better swordsman
*Zabuza is definately more fun....but alas he died first so they won't be pleased
--Refer to him as 'Sushi' or 'Fishstick-chan' or 'Mermaid'
**giggles* Unless that's already their nickname for him I suggest hiding under a rock
-Tell them he dies because he forgot he needs to live in water
*Seriously did anyone but me forget he's a freakin fish out of water?
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Chapter notes: This is for Nikki...or more directly Tou
Hehe yes it does exist and they are a dangerous bunch