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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: Rachael here ya go ^_^
And yes this fandom exists for I have membership
-Say that he is not Obito
*He is Obito damn it! We will laugh in your faces when he admits it! But for now we will settle on slamming your head into a wall

--Say he only wears the mask because he is hideous
*You call Obito hideous? You teme! You will be mugged and left in some alley in New York...

---Dis the pairing of DeiTo
*That is just about one of the cutest pairings (not ToDei that's scary) We shall beat you with pipes and bats

----Call him a cyclops
*Buddy you better run before that angry mob of mine shows up...

-----Get a pinwheel (orange and black) and say this is what Tobi's clone's look like
*And then enjoy that pinwheel hitting you in the face...

-----Tell them how Zetsu really trained him
*Dear god the horror! The mental images! Shield the children! That is beyond horrifing people and for thinking that you should die...horribly die

----Tell them Tobi will never live to see the end of the series, curtesy of other Akatsuki
*You will mostly likely be hit with a witty come back like 'Well you will never live to see the end of today' and then be punched senseless

---Call Tobi a good boy
*'Cause it's true

--Call Tobi a good boy
*'Cause it's true

-Call Tobi a bad boy
*..*strangles Tobi* I love the lil guy but damn, why must fictional characters take over my computer?! Fans will strangle you for this by the way unless it is another fan saying it for they always have good reasons *looks at Tobi*
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