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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: Violet, you will always make sure I have work ne?
Anyway, Shino fans I am one of you, don't hurt me much
-Call him Bug Boy
*Hehe if it's not already the fangirl's nickname for him I suggest running

--Ask if he has a face
*You have to understand, I mean do we ever see his whole face? No not really, nah

---Call him the new actor for Cyclops in X-Men
**glare* Shino pwns Cyclops ok? His shades are like 10x cooler *nods*

----Just dis the 'fro
*You are asking to get a black eye

-----Wake them up at the crack of dawn and make them sleep at night fall
*They may love Shino, but they won't love his schedule. Prepare to be tied to a ceiling or wall (maybe a busy interstate highway..) by duct tape

-----Throw bugs at them over and over and over...
*If they freak with bugs, you will die and may be forced to eat them

----Tie them up and force them to watch the move 'Bug's Life'
*Well, once they chew threw restraints you will be nearly drowned in a form of water..possibly a cup or something *shrugs*

---Hit them with bamboo
*Shino translates to bamboo for all you inept out there. So they will probably grab it and hit you with it, ya.

--Yell at them because Kiba's got fleas
*You'll just be hit for being a baka

-Call him a stalker-perv
*Come on, you cannot honestly say he doesn't look like one of those streetside stalkers. Plus..what kinds of info can his lil creepy crawlies give him?
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