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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: Hmm, another for Butterfly.
I will never be board with this fic..hospitalized yes, board nope
-Call him stupid, plain and simple, just like him
*He's a genius b*itch! Get over yourself as they run you over

--Keep saying troublesome
*Ahh, good way to get hit in face with flying books

---Hit them with Shogi or Go pieces
*Fun games, though I do suck. They will be shoved down your throat in hopes you will choke and die *nods*

----Ask if they will perform the Shika Shake
*Hehe, if they don't get it, you're a lucky teme

-----Ponder aloud about what really happened in the earth dome thing
*You know they must have censored something...-meep- *runs under bush*

-----While driving and spying a roadkill deer cry out 'Oh noes! Shika died!'
*Haha! I did this! And I was nearly pushed out the car by Dani xD

----Question his uses of his kages
*Hmm...may make some go squee

---Call him a pimp
*How many times has this guy had to fight a chick? I mean really...Ino, Temari, Kin, Tayuya...who will he be paired with next?

--Dis the ponytail
*Haha they will rip your hair out just to say 'Least he has hair'

-Call his kages a cheap version of a kakai genkai
*It's his family's skill...but NOT a bloodline trait. Psht, they just want to be special
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