TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1092]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [645]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [17]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1739]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [862]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [290]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1575]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [194]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [106]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [124]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
 
 

Site Info

Members: 11986
Series: 261
Stories: 5877
Chapters: 25362
Word count: 47451233
Authors: 2161
Reviews: 40828
Reviewers: 1750
Newest Member: Niri6q
Challenges: 255
Challengers: 193
 


What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

[Reviews - 153]   Printer Chapter or Story
Table of Contents

- Text Size +
Chapter notes: This is for you Rachael
Kashi fans...don't hurt me...My pal Heather will being doing that at school...
-Ponder scary possibilities for what lies under the mask
*Yeah, a rip off of episode 101 but you know, some of the things us psychos come up with can get our heads bashed into walls...*nods*

--Pat them on the back and tell him he is not a perv
*Most Kakashi fans actually take offense to this...they like his pervy ways

---Ask what really happened when he was trapped with Itachi for 72 hours
*Hehe again one of my fave kinds, that depends on who you attack...

----Call him an Uchiha poser
*You will be beat to a pulp by Sasuke-hating-Kakshi-lovers. Who wants their fave compared with a teme?

-----Point at a scarecrow and and shout 'OMG! They tied up Kakashi!'
**giggles* Kinda depends on who you talk to...they may run up to it and go 'Kashi!' and then be really pissed

-----Throw dolphins at them
*Haha if you don't get this then I think you should go visit a dolphin at his work place

----Say that Gai pwns him
*Teme. You will be bashed into the sidewalk

---Tell them about some of Gai's 'challenges'
**eye bleed* Dear god people! Have some mercy! For that I will join the angry mob built in your honor

--Call him stupid
*Dude...he reads the SAME book throughout the entire manga/anime!

-Call him a pimp
*He summons dogs at will...and another word for a girl dog is what people?
You must login (register) to review.